The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[snugglestruggle]

My exciting Friday night instead of going to hear a friend's performance I stayed home. Two friends came over and hung 2 blinds, a lamp and some curtains! Now I can walk around here at night and not feel so exposed. We have 1 blind to go and a dishwasher to make a shelf for and move. Maybe tomorrow! I am psyched!

Also found some winter clothes like my jackets and the car kit. Also the Danish too hot to ever use down comforter unless the heat literally goes out and it's in the -20's. This always makes me feel like I am prepared for winter.

Working on making my weird ass bedroom closet more useful too. Now if the guys could get and keep the damn squirrels out of my ceiling.

Still miss Byron, but making a new home.

Noor, Mothballs (or flakes) are a cheap deterrent for squirrels, rats, mice, cats etc.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Awww, you don't hafta apollygize, Foo Short. I'm not from your board game Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood, 'tis true, but ah do know what real deep and faux deep is when ah read it. Pops ain't raised no foo', foo'. Cuz game rekkanize game and what's explained ain't gotta be understood. Or summum like that.

Anywayz, fact iz, you weren't gonna prove her wrong with that boast because you coulda done so right then and thurr with her user name on your weenie as is, nah'mean? I know you ain't 'bout to have yo' dick caught out in the spotlight like that. Fuck you thank you is, Lex Steele, ma'fucka? Thank you Mandingo or Rico Strong or mah boy Moe Tha Monster? Sheeit, you ain't 'bout dat real show dick life, boah! lol frfr.

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It's all good, doe. You were jus' jawboning about your dick, as usual. We all knew what it wuz, cuz. Don't werry 'bout it. Pop a perc and lolly you some molly to get you good by golly, cuz it's da weekend, yerd!

Nah,see, I wanted her to say she wanted to see it. I don't just pull my dick out because it's big, I need to motivate. Because if I wake him without food, he is going to be anger. And I didn't have no food for him to eat. But if I were to tell him that Fata wanted to see him,maybe he would've understood a little. He likes the bitches.

How the fuck you know all these pornstar niggas names, bbygirl? You play with that puss while watching them? I knew you was a freak. Ya thot ass.


I know it's the weekend. All this rain shit threw off my mood. Plus it was type cold out. None of my hoodies match any sneakers I got here. All my mother clothes are at my mother house and she is out of town so I wouldn't be able to get in. So I decided to stay in the house today. But those same drugs and bitches will still be out there tomorrow. Dig?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Goodnight, GB

 

[Noor]

Byron is on the other side of the rainbow, now ? Dreams make a nice doorway...

Yep. He does visit my dreams sometimes, at least once since I moved.
He kind of explodes in and then we settle into a conversation of sorts. The last one he wanted an orange shed in my back yard. We finally agreed on two orange cases inside the storage garage. I haven't looked inside there yet to see

He seems to be tied in with the moving and settling in process somehow.
Today I noticed that the handheld shower that I put up is actually tall enough for him to stand under, a rarity.
My new mattress which should come on Monday, would be too short.
I am using his quilt, but I fold it in half, because it's too big and long for my bed.

Yesterday I got a shorter haircut and looking at my curls on the floor my stylist mentioned him. I smiled and remembered.

 

[Noor]

Goodnight, GB

Good night GSGS!

 

[Noor]

Noor, Mothballs (or flakes) are a cheap deterrent for squirrels, rats, mice, cats etc.

As long as I can't smell them, that would work. I am sensitive to them.
Patching the hole in the overhang would be a good idea too. I swear they have been studying with the local beavers

 

[Noor]

Noor, Mothballs (or flakes) are a cheap deterrent for squirrels, rats, mice, cats etc.

Which kind para or naptha?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Noor, I had intended to relax and sleep. I got caught up in searching for some items that I lost track of.

As I was writing this post, I looked up and saw the surge protector up on a shelf.

First round of cold and stormy weather is opening the Fall season, here.

I started to feel anxious about hurricanes, ever since The No Name Storm followed Hurricaine Bob (1991)


Is there room in the garage for an orange mini play house with a peaked roof ?
They make the most sturdy playhouses out of recycled plastic.
They have built in shelves, etc. They have shutters and doors, to keep animals out.
They are built so that parents can get the children out.
They make them larger than they did, when I was a teen babysitter.
Byron sized children, are more frequently seen, these days.
A friend gave birth to one of those 15 pound babies...
It was long, ago. The baby boy might have been 16 pounds at birth.
She was a strong, sturdy, young woman from the South.


You could sit on the floor of the play house on a pillow...

 

[yossi]

Way to make a fella feel old, Yoss.

I will push your wheelchair and feed you dinner.

Good God.

Looks like some good came out of that year.

Also, 1hf!

omg, you are only 3 years older than my eldest!

My sister's age! We're the two youngest.

In 1987 I was living in Sardinia, Italy

I wish I could say the same.

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[Fata Morgana]

Also, are you fucking kidding me?? I've got to wait another 2 months before I can ignore that Fuck head again??

Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.

Where we you, you slack cunt? We could've had Bastardo & The Burnt Vulvas.

 

[lovetoread]

99.9% of all threads end up being "my dick is bigger than yours!!!!1!!" arguments.

 

[Aella_]

SO True!!
But why as much on Lit? It's much, much lesser in real life.

EDIT.
Never mind, I figured out the answer. It's the peacock syndrome.

 

[Lancecastor]

99.9% of all threads end up being "my dick is bigger than yours!!!!1!!" arguments.

Irony Alert.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Sorry, I dropped the ball. I skipped a meal, and I had forgotten about the post count.

(I did remember the New title, after it was too late.) Des has the naming rights ?

 

[lovetoread]

Not to worry, I know my dick is bigger than anyone elses.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Why did I have to windup sitting next to a woman spewing so much ignorance at the end of a beautiful evening?

 

[Aella_]

Why did I have to windup sitting next to a woman spewing so much ignorance at the end of a beautiful evening?

Because… you're a 'Dishrag'?

 

[Lancecastor]

Not to worry, I know my dick is bigger than anyone elses.

I believe you.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Why did I have to windup sitting next to a woman spewing so much ignorance at the end of a beautiful evening?

That sounds horrible. Did you eventually move away from her?

 

[Aglaopheme]

That sounds horrible. Did you eventually move away from her?

It was horrible. Thankfully it was time to leave, or because of our cover satin it was definitely time to leave.

 

[Aella_]

That sounds horrible. Did you eventually move away from her?

lol…
good one, Brooke

 

[Aglaopheme]

I see it's sticking.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

It was horrible. Thankfully it was time to leave, or because of our cover satin it was definitely time to leave.

Cover satin?

I have finally gotten to the point where I will respond to the ignorant person in a situation like that. I can keep it civil, but I can't just let it go. If the person is truly horrible, and completely unable to have a conversation, I will find an exit. I hope you weren't stuck that long.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Cover satin?

I have finally gotten to the point where I will respond to the ignorant person in a situation like that. I can keep it civil, but I can't just let it go. If the person is truly horrible, and completely unable to have a conversation, I will find an exit. I hope you weren't stuck that long.

I've never one to bite my tongue, so I did engage her a bit. Thankfully her ingnorance wasn't racism. This was an event for my fellas work, so I went easy on her.

Case in point right up there.....it can always be worse.

 

[lovetoread]

Why respond to every post knowing no one is going to talk to you with this persona?

I am truly curious as to the why. I mean Lit is the best place evah to me, but its not the end all be all of life* now is it?

*Not including Manu with that comment as I am worried he is actually a cyborg and is really a part of lit.