The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Conager]

I think this place might need a new needle. It has a strong tendency to get stuck in a groove.

 

[spacekowboy]

Isn't Mark Edwards that tv psychic?

I'll bet he didn't foresee his book getting sticky.

 

[dolf]

ok, so sex messes with my mind. I get that.

...but every time I see him I want to see him naked. and he smells so fucking good. I make up my mind not to fuck him again, then agree to go off partying with him all weekend again. every time i'm anywhere near him...

 

[VaticanAssassin]

ok, so sex messes with my mind. I get that.

...

You are doing it wrong....

 

[JohnnySavage]

My lit people let me down and didn't want to take a Fantasy Football beating from me. So I joined a random Fox Sports league. 14 teams, I had to pick last, and I'm still projected to have the most points this week - by 20 points. The 13 pickers before me all took running backs. The doofus's.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Isn't Mark Edwards that tv psychic?

I'll bet he didn't foresee his book getting sticky.

That's John Edwards. Who I always thought looked a bit like Stallone for some reason.

 

[Lyricalli]

I had to bawl out a cunt at work today. I loaned her one of my Mark Edwards books. It came back sticky with suntan lotion and a corner of the front cover ripped. Fucking disrespectful bitch will NEVER get a book off me again.

How does anyone think that's ever acceptable? I hope you bawled her out enough to make her bawl.

Isn't Mark Edwards that tv psychic?

I'll bet he didn't foresee his book getting sticky.

Are you thinking of John Edward?

This guy:
http://s1.ticketm.net/tm/en-us/dbimages/113104a.jpg


Not this guy:
http://irregulartimes.com/edwards2012.gif


They're definitely not this guy:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31RqrcHLz9L._UY200_.jpg

 

[butters]

Making butterfly decorations for the library. I thought these came out well.

oh, that's beautiful!

Stopped by the pharmacy tonight to purchase my favorite bubble bath, they were setting Christmas merchandise!
Arrived home and checked my work email, in-store Christmas displays are to be set next week.
I know every year, we start earlier and earlier but this is darn stupid.

i had to put out the stand with all the new xmas cards on 1st september. pisses me off. every year. ridiculous

Oh shut up you obvious twat.

eggy pudding!

What are you? Asian?

read that as Aslan....

I had to bawl out a cunt at work today. I loaned her one of my Mark Edwards books. It came back sticky with suntan lotion and a corner of the front cover ripped. Fucking disrespectful bitch will NEVER get a book off me again.

I hate people.

that's bad. reallllllly bad. she should have bought you a new copy to replace it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

She loaned it her daughter, without asking me, and she maintains it's her that's damaged it. Which I do believe as Helene has ever messed any of my books up herself. But to loan it on without my permission and she knows I'm super anal about books it's like a fucking deathwish.

Yes, she's buying me another but I'm sweating a bit because she has at least 5 more of mine at her house.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

That is just wrong...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ating-field-left-agony-snake-bites-penis.html

 

[neci]

i don't get why it's so hard to concieve.

on another note, and not lit related, the man is a registered predator. why you would let him into your home, and invite others and their children in, under the name of the lord, is way fucking beyond me. it makes my skin boil. i want nothing to do with you or your god.

 

[dolf]

You are doing it wrong....

oh, it felt pretty damn right at the time.

 

[NHKitty]

I cannot wait to go for a bike ride this weekend. If it wasn't stormy I'd go now.

Kind of wish I had Trysails waterproof gear.

The trees are beginning to change color, it's my favorite time to be outside.

 

[Jennifer]

There are a lot of fucked up people in this world.

I know that this isn't news. But, still.

 

[spacekowboy]

That's John Edwards. Who I always thought looked a bit like Stallone for some reason.

Yeah I can see the resemblance.
Only Edwards is far cuntier than Stallone.

How does anyone think that's ever acceptable? I hope you bawled her out enough to make her bawl.




Are you thinking of John Edward?

This guy:
http://s1.ticketm.net/tm/en-us/dbimages/113104a.jpg


Not this guy:
http://irregulartimes.com/edwards2012.gif


They're definitely not this guy:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31RqrcHLz9L._UY200_.jpg

Yeah not the senator that was banging strange on the side and got caught. Definitely not that third guy.

The cunty psychic is the one!

 

[yossi]

oh, that's beautiful!

Wow! Very nice.

Thanks you guys! It's amazing what some repurposed book pages and a printer will turn out.

 

[dolf]

who am I kidding?

 

[spacekowboy]

There are a lot of fucked up people in this world.

I know that this isn't news. But, still.

And every one of the cocksuckers is in my way on the drive home.

 

[Jennifer]

And every one of the cocksuckers is in my way on the drive home.

Ditto, here. We had torrential downpours here all day today. On top of dry, dry grass. It was a commuting nightmare.

 

[lovetoread]

Who let the assholes in?

Also, it took me 2 hours to get home cause no one can drive when its raining here.

 

[thør]

who am I kidding?

Only yourself.

 

[yossi]

Who let the assholes in?

Someone must have revealed the password!

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/81/1099626125.jpg

 

[thør]

Someone must have revealed the password!

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/81/1099626125.jpg

It's Carp1234

 

[CleverCowardice]

Two weeks in Ireland. Oh, my poor liver, the things I'm gonna do to you... We're gonna get nasty.

 

[1HF]

I hate this heat!