The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[yossi]

Are you trying to cock block me?

I don't even have any rooster Legos.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I don't even have any rooster Legos.

That would do it. Word is, she has a lego fetish.

 

[Mr Noone]

Oh stfu.

Please.

That's rich.

 

[DesEsseintes]

That would do it. Word is, she has a lego fetish.

I understand the trick is to fit the sticky-out bit into the correct inny bit. I was never much good at it myself.

 

[yossi]

Lego dildo! I'm not sure I'm brave enough to try

 

[DesEsseintes]

Lego dildo! I'm not sure I'm brave enough to try

But think of the customisation options!

 

[yossi]

But think of the customisation options!

Only if you're good at connecting the innies and outies. I've got a pretty steady guiding hand so I've never had an issue.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I hate when you call a woman and her boyfriend pick up the phone. Then he asked all these nut ass questions like "who this?". Ask your girl who I am. I ain't call her phone to talk to you.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I hate when you call a woman and her boyfriend pick up the phone. Then he asked all these nut ass questions like "who this?". Ask your girl who I am. I ain't call her phone to talk to you.

How thoughtless of her boyfriend to inconvenience you like that.

 

[smoothg103rd]

How thoughtless of her boyfriend to inconvenience you like that.

If you don't trust her, then you shouldn't be with her.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm watching Masters of the Universe. It's possible that this is the worst movie ever made.

 

[Mr Noone]

What a gowl.

 

[DesEsseintes]

If you don't trust her, then you shouldn't be with her.

Oh, quite. What reason could he possibly have not to trust her?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Oh, quite. What reason could he possibly have not to trust her?

Cmon Des, my name isn't smooth for no reason.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

I hate those gotdamn fleas.

 

[pointless]

I'm watching Masters of the Universe. It's possible that this is the worst movie ever made.

you should try megaforce next.

 

[JohnnySavage]

you should try megaforce next.

I had to turn it off. I was starting to feel ill.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

you should try megaforce next.

Or The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8mRgSLrA2Ns/VNKvxIDyPVI/AAAAAAAAFRU/TWKXJjYEvuo/s1600/advbuckaroo_poster.jpg

Which actually wasn't the worst movie in the world, it was just...so very 1984.

 

[pointless]

then you should definitely try megaforce. it's badness is occasionally hilarious. it's team america minus the irony and puppets.

 

[lovetoread]

fucking lousiest ending next to ME3.

 

[pointless]

Or The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8mRgSLrA2Ns/VNKvxIDyPVI/AAAAAAAAFRU/TWKXJjYEvuo/s1600/advbuckaroo_poster.jpg

Which actually wasn't the worst movie in the world, it was just...so very 1984.

i've only ever seen that in bits. i have no idea why. it is very 80's, though.

and so full of wonderful cheese.

 

[Spins]

I just added it to my list!

It will be next up to watch.

Such a good movie.

Sci fi/Fantasy at its 80s best!

 

[JohnnySavage]

It would have been better with the silhouettes of the aliens making fun of it was superimposed on the screen

 

[BabblingBrooke]

It would have been better with the silhouettes of the aliens making fun of it was superimposed on the screen

MST3K!

 

[Spins]

Go play with your sausages