The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[spacekowboy]

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Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

 

[spacekowboy]

There will be a whole lot of pain today.

Goody.

KILL THEM ALL.

With a spoon.

 

[Wings]

Just got tangled up in my wrap dress in the bathroom. I'm just all sorts of out of whack today.

 

[DesEsseintes]

She actually angers me.

I bet she eats shellfish, too. And I've heard she covets oxen like they're going out of fashion.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I wish some tv studio would finish the Stargate Universe series. I really want to know how it ends.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Just got tangled up in my wrap dress in the bathroom. I'm just all sorts of out of whack today.

This is actually on my schedule for later this evening. The location has yet to be determined.

I bet she eats shellfish, too. And I've heard she covets oxen like they're going out of fashion.

I bet she has a bacon wrapped scallop tat on her derrière.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

This is so funny!

http://www.someecards.com/love/dati...-dick-pics-unwanted-sexts-shutdown-dick-pics/

 

[sweepthefloor]

Do not go to FaceBook this week. The inspirational photo quotes have been replaced with back to school photos.

 

[NHKitty]

I'm not good at waiting.

 

[Noor]

Noor, I've just noticed your sig. I've read what Phelia said to you in your sig, and I can't say I agree with it. I mean no offence at all when I type this, but...

"He took a part of you..." I don't see it as him "taking" anything. I see it as he's "shared" a part of you.

Just an observation.

None taken.

"Take" has a couple of meanings:
1.
lay hold of (something) with one's hands; reach for and hold.
2.
carry or bring with one; convey.

You are referring to the first, but Phelia meant the second one. He did bring me everywhere with him. The quote is also within context of a larger part.

 

[Lorilei]

So fucking funny.

 

[Lyricalli]

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I bet she eats shellfish, too. And I've heard she covets oxen like they're going out of fashion.

She sees your shellfish and oxen coveting and raises with this:

"She gave birth to twins five months after divorcing her first husband. They were fathered by her third husband but adopted by her second. Davis worked at the clerk's office at the time of each divorce and has since remarried."​

 

[Noor]

There is nothing quite like a freshly cleaned arm/wrist/hand, and clean stockinette (cotton tube thing) under your splint.

 

[spacekowboy]

I really hope that I passed that test.

 

[NHKitty]

I'd like a shot of whiskey please. Thanks.

 

[phantom4533]

I really think I should have been given a shot of rum and a stick to bite on.

 

[NHKitty]

Really?

*shakes head*

WTF?

 

[thør]

I really think I should have been given a shot of rum and a stick to bite on.

Prostate exam?

Always pick the girl doc.

They have slimmer fingers.

 

[Aglaopheme]

So fucking funny.

I laughed soooooo hard! Brilliant!

 

[Lorilei]

I laughed soooooo hard! Brilliant!

"Godammit, Kim!"

 

[BabblingBrooke]

So fucking funny.

This is awesome!

 

[Lorilei]

This is awesome!

It really is!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

It really is!

I had a ridiculously long discussion about this with my colleagues this morning. I needed the laugh and I know just who I need to share this feed with.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny's bored.

 

[yossi]

Only one hour of work left and then I'm making peach cobbler!