two questions for women

[zont]

Can any women out there with experience tell me whether a curved cock feels much different than a straight one? If it does, what does it do for you that a straight one doesn't?

Second question. All other things equal on the same guy if he had a short cock would he shoot farther than if he had a long one?

I know they are nutzoid questions, but I would like to know. If I can't ask here, then where?

 

[Bobmi357]

From what I understand and what I've been told, it depends on the direction of the bend. A upward bend is good, it's an uplifting experience, while a downward curve can really cause problems.

Aiming is difficult with a curve also. I heard a story about one poor fellow that had such a bad curve he practically invented the art of ear sex.

Now the question of long cock versus short cock is a totally different question.

The longer cock can usually handle a longer distances due to the interior rifling of the barrel, whereas the shorter cocks tend to be wider and can handle a higher caliber load.

High velocity testing in wind tunnels by NASA have proven that Longer cocks require a smaller shot per meter of distance. The drawback to this approach is the fact that the load suffers greatly from the inverse square law, so it's landing velocity is a gentle .02 mm per meter per second squared.

Now on the other hand, thick but short cocks, at least according to NOAA research have been influential on global warming due to the magnitude of the output, which as you are aware, is kept at a higher than normal body temperature.

Now this probably didn't answer your question, but considering the silliness of it, I really doubt that anyone who claims to be sane would care to know the answers.

 

[Eilan]

I love it when people do my work for me.

 

[skygazer]

From what I understand and what I've been told, it depends on the direction of the bend. A upward bend is good, it's an uplifting experience, while a downward curve can really cause problems.

Aiming is difficult with a curve also. I heard a story about one poor fellow that had such a bad curve he practically invented the art of ear sex.

Now the question of long cock versus short cock is a totally different question.

The longer cock can usually handle a longer distances due to the interior rifling of the barrel, whereas the shorter cocks tend to be wider and can handle a higher caliber load.

High velocity testing in wind tunnels by NASA have proven that Longer cocks require a smaller shot per meter of distance. The drawback to this approach is the fact that the load suffers greatly from the inverse square law, so it's landing velocity is a gentle .02 mm per meter per second squared.

Now on the other hand, thick but short cocks, at least according to NOAA research have been influential on global warming due to the magnitude of the output, which as you are aware, is kept at a higher than normal body temperature.

Now this probably didn't answer your question, but considering the silliness of it, I really doubt that anyone who claims to be sane would care to know the answers.

Now don't forget to factor in a man's height. The taller the person the longer the legs which means that said ejaculate would have farther to fall before hitting the ground. This would have the effect of bringing it to a higher percentage of terminal velocity. Which as we know is 120 feet per second, per second. Now correct me if I've mis-calculated, but would this not result in said spugee, traveling a greater distance before coming to rest on the carpet.

 

[bobsgirl]

From what I understand and what I've been told, it depends on the direction of the bend. A upward bend is good, it's an uplifting experience, while a downward curve can really cause problems.

Aiming is difficult with a curve also. I heard a story about one poor fellow that had such a bad curve he practically invented the art of ear sex.

Now the question of long cock versus short cock is a totally different question.

The longer cock can usually handle a longer distances due to the interior rifling of the barrel, whereas the shorter cocks tend to be wider and can handle a higher caliber load.

High velocity testing in wind tunnels by NASA have proven that Longer cocks require a smaller shot per meter of distance. The drawback to this approach is the fact that the load suffers greatly from the inverse square law, so it's landing velocity is a gentle .02 mm per meter per second squared.

Now on the other hand, thick but short cocks, at least according to NOAA research have been influential on global warming due to the magnitude of the output, which as you are aware, is kept at a higher than normal body temperature.

Now this probably didn't answer your question, but considering the silliness of it, I really doubt that anyone who claims to be sane would care to know the answers.

I'm so glad you came back, Bobmi, honey. You just know everything about everything! >swoon<

 

[Bobmi357]

I'm so glad you came back, Bobmi, honey. You just know everything about everything! >swoon<

And when I don't know about the subject I fake it and try to make it sound logical.

 

[wally2450]

I love it when people do my work for me.

 

[bella247]

And when I don't know about the subject I fake it and try to make it sound logical.

Good to know.

 

[ecstaticsub]

I have never tried a curved cock, but I can tell you my favorite toy is a dildo with a slight upward curve. It hits my G-spot just right. It is the only toy that helps me having squirting orgasms.

I have no idea about the second question.

 

[southernsky]

curvation is why people invented sex sideways, upside down, backwards, and forwards. there has got to be a position that fits the angle of your dangle with the motion of her ocean.

i think the distance and force question is determined by amount of spooge versus diameter of urethra. A large load coming out of a small urethra is going to be under greater pressure and will have a more explosive start out of the penis.

 

[ltnsfr007]

curvation is why people invented sex sideways, upside down, backwards, and forwards. there has got to be a position that fits the angle of your dangle with the motion of her ocean.



I thought you just had to find a partner w/ the G-spot that matches your curvature

Now for that boat ride

 

[done_got_old]

Can any women out there with experience tell me whether a curved cock feels much different than a straight one? If it does, what does it do for you that a straight one doesn't?

I've never noticed a difference.

Second question. All other things equal on the same guy if he had a short cock would he shoot farther than if he had a long one?

I never measured how long he could 'shoot'.

I know they are nutzoid questions, but I would like to know. If I can't ask here, then where?

 

[kinkydreams667]

Hmmmm, very interesting discussion indeed.

Keep it up folks.

 

[imemkay]

Oh for fuck's sake.

 

[fire_breeze]

What's with the resurrection of zombie threads?

 

[Emerson40]

Hmmmm, very interesting discussion indeed.

Keep it up folks.

If it is up for more than four years, one should seek medical attention immediately.

Or at least sometime in the next four years.

 

[FGB]

I think age has a lot to do with it.

I'm only slightly above average L or W (shocker I know!).

Anyway when I first started, I could shoot four to six feet or more depending on standing or sitting and how long it had been since the last time.

In my older age before some surgery a foot and a half on a good day.

 

[Emerson40]

I think age has a lot to do with it.

I'm only slightly above average L or W (shocker I know!).

Anyway when I first started, I could shoot four to six feet or more depending on standing or sitting and how long it had been since the last time.

In my older age before some surgery a foot and a half on a good day.

Perhaps you meant to post this here, yes?

 

[Que]

Perhaps you meant to post this here, yes?

Lawl.

 

[FGB]

Perhaps you meant to post this here, yes?

Cute
No.

Besides my aim wasn't that good due to everything turning kind of hazy reddish looking and getting light headed.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Cute
No.

Besides my aim wasn't that good due to everything turning kind of hazy reddish looking and getting light headed.

Damn it man!!!! I thought we told you to stay away from the redheads!!!!!