What's your hype?

Would you like me to discuss in depth the virtues of bisexual sex every time you wish to bring that up?

I would be happy to explain all my views on sex every time, if you like.
 
Would you like me to discuss in depth the virtues of bisexual sex every time you wish to bring that up?

I would be happy to explain all my views on sex every time, if you like.

Best I can tell you have no virtues.
And you're not bi.
You're gay.
Even I know that.
 
Best I can tell you have no virtues.
And you're not bi.
You're gay.
Even I know that.

You know, I'm not big on sweaty cock. I mean, a poor guy sucks it just a little, and then they have sweaty cock mouth.

Just not my thing.
 
I mean, I know people who are into that, that's fine. I just like a nice, freshly washed schlong.

Same with pussy, really, but I know you don't want to hear about that, so we'll stick with talking about what a man likes about schlong.
 
^ This is not what I thought this thread was going to be about.
 
I didn't bring my proclivities into it. But since that became the topic.

We can talk about the importance of seeing a cock in full light before a poor guy considers slurping it down. I mean, you need to make sure there aren't any suspect rashes or warts, amiright?
 
I didn't bring my proclivities into it. But since that became the topic.

We can talk about the importance of seeing a cock in full light before a poor guy considers slurping it down. I mean, you need to make sure there aren't any suspect rashes or warts, amiright?

Always visually inspect the goods before tasting.... a sniff test should also be administered... that goes for men and women.
 
I didn't bring my proclivities into it. But since that became the topic.

We can talk about the importance of seeing a cock in full light before a poor guy considers slurping it down. I mean, you need to make sure there aren't any suspect rashes or warts, amiright?

It is the topic....

MORON.
 
But even then, what if they've been eating asparagus?

Man on man sex is so complicated. This is why I always carry mints. Less risk of cum breath before a work meeting.
 
I'm so glad the general board finally has a thread about men sucking semi-flaccid peter in truck stops

There's so many ins and outs on this topic. Is it prostitution if it's just for pizza?

Who are we to judge?
 
I'd totally fuck you if you wore dungarees.

I thought men in panties was your game.
Maybe stargame is up to it.
I prefer real men.

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