If Ronda Rousey broke into your home

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Could you get out fast enough?

 

[Palamino19]

I would call a tennis player to defend me.

EDIT: just saw the poll...

 

[Leigh81]

I'd challenge her to a pillow fight.
Then we'd play, guess how big Serena Williams' penis is game. LOL
After that we'd have a good laugh about how Serena is a better hockey player than Sidney Crosby, a better quarterback than Aaron Rodgers but equal in penis size to John Holmes. Obviously it's a tie there.
That butch is a brute & nothing to do with her being black.

L

 

[Conager]

Could you get out fast enough?

Probably not, but I would be willing to suffer a bit in the name of science.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'd ask her to move the furniture around.

 

[Conager]

I'd ask her to move the furniture around.

Lol.

I wonder how she would take that? As a nod to her strength or a patronizing nod to the fact that women are better at knowing where to put the awkward couch?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Lol.

I wonder how she would take that? As a nod to her strength or a patronizing nod to the fact that women are better at knowing where to put the awkward couch?

The former. She's much stronger than I and I'd like to know what's behind that sofa.

 

[Adre]

I'd whip out my eleven inch standard issue internet dick and say get to work Ronda baby. Then duck and cover.

 

[Conager]

The former. She's much stronger than I and I'd like to know what's behind that sofa.

If it has been stationary any length of time, I bet you really don't want to know. Yechh. Ever made the mistake of sticking your hand into the crevices looking for lost keys? Much safer to have a spare set and hope they turn up.

 

[JohnnySavage]

If it has been stationary any length of time, I bet you really don't want to know. Yechh. Ever made the mistake of sticking your hand into the crevices looking for lost keys? Much safer to have a spare set and hope they turn up.

And I'm sure not going to ask her to push the vacuum around behind there after she moves it. I don't want a punch in the button.

 

[Palamino19]

I'm really concerned about the person who erased the porn from their computer.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Can I ask for her autograph first?

 

[pollynova]

If she's breaking into my home, UFC must not pay very much.

 

[Conager]

And I'm sure not going to ask her to push the vacuum around behind there after she moves it. I don't want a punch in the button.

Right? That would be like giving the significant other a new dishwasher or a vacuum cleaner for her birthday. Bad move. I've heard.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

The only useful app I could think of for the iwatch would be it erasing your search history if your pulse stops.

 

[Conager]

The only useful app I could think of for the iwatch would be it erasing your search history if your pulse stops.

Truth.

That is not a bad idea for a thread. "Do you have someone to "clean up" after you if you should die?

I guess if I am dead I don't really care what other people think of me, but other people that I do care about I'd rather they didn't get heart palpitations needlessly.

"Now I lay me down to sleep, my browser cache is set on "don't keep."

 

[Conager]

The only useful app I could think of for the iwatch would be it erasing your search history if your pulse stops.

Truth.

That is not a bad idea for a thread. "Do you have someone to "clean up" after you if you should die? "Now I lay me down to sleep, my browser cache is set on "don't keep."

I guess if I am dead I don't really care what other people think of me, but other people that I do care about I'd rather they didn't get heart palpitations needlessly. "Hey mom, can I have Uncle George's old laptop?"

 

[Aglaopheme]

The only useful app I could think of for the iwatch would be it erasing your search history if your pulse stops.

I would assume the Iwatch has private browsing just as the Iphone does.......not that I know anything about such things....

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

You do realize when a tech company says "private," they really mean, "we'll get caught selling that shit to third parties in about a year," don't you?

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Truth.

That is not a bad idea for a thread. "Do you have someone to "clean up" after you if you should die? "Now I lay me down to sleep, my browser cache is set on "don't keep."

I guess if I am dead I don't really care what other people think of me, but other people that I do care about I'd rather they didn't get heart palpitations needlessly. "Hey mom, can I have Uncle George's old laptop?"

I don't know. I kind of like the thought of taking some family with me when I go.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Private mode meaning it doesn't store your history. Unless of course you don't close the tabs.

 

[girlsmiley]

So horny I'd probably try to have sex with her.

Is that bad?

 

[Adre]

So horny I'd probably try to have sex with her.

Is that bad?

Control yourself, mate.

 

[girlsmiley]

Control yourself, mate.

You're right.

My vagina keeps sneaking messages to my brain. "Have sex with her, have sex with her." Silly vagina.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Keep your vagina off her.