The Kidney

[ms_ann_thrope]

What do we do with kidneys?

http://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-kidney_stone.jpg

Or more so, without them?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Without them we fill up with acid.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Without them we fill up with acid.

I don't think I can get much more sour.

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

I like them fried and served with mashed potatoes.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't think I can get much more sour.

Keep the kidneys happy.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I like them fried and served with mashed potatoes.

That is most disgusting.

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

That is most disgusting.

Don't knock it until you've tried it!

They're delicious!!!

(They do, however, have the drawback of making your kitchen smell like urine when you first start cooking them, but that clears by dinnertime.)

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

There once was a young man from Kent
Whose cock was so long it bent.
To avoid any trouble,
He stuck it in double
And instead of coming, he went.

 

[doowdniw]

Steak and kidney pie.

 

[phrodeau]

It's a great shape for a pool.

http://makerland.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/kidney-shaped-pool-feng-shui.png

 

[phrodeau]

The heart pool is less common.

http://images.oyster.com/photos/heart-shaped-kids-pool--v3329339-720.jpg

And then of course, there's Liverpool.

https://www.liv.ac.uk/media/livacuk/culture-network/artssesimages/impacts08/gallery/Mersey_resized.jpg

 

[Liar]

http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/20140528_145208_dcffdde_sm.jpg

 

[Tryharder62]

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

Very cute wording!

Urine gets its yellow color from a pigment called urochrome. That color normally varies from pale yellow to deep amber, depending on the concentration of the urine. Darker urine is usually a sign that you're not drinking enough fluid. "Your body needs a certain amount of fluid to function, so the body will hold on to fluid and the urine will become very strong and concentrated. When that happens, it will turn a darker color."


Clear sperm (semen) is usually seen as a pre-ejaculate fluid or pre-cum. It is the fluid that will get out of male sexual organ’s urinary meatus before climax in sex or during foreplay. White sperm is usually the sperm quality seen in the actual ejaculated fluid. Nevertheless, clear sperm can also be seen in the actual ejaculated semen. Although there’s no concrete evidence yet as to why the quality of sperm or semen varies, it is believed that clear sperm arises when the man frequently ejaculates or masturbates regularly. This will result to the ejaculated fluid being clearer because there is less sperm. The sperm quality in this instance is thin, fluidic yet still sticky.

FYI from WebMD

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

 

[thør]

What do we do with kidneys?

Or more so, without them?

We die.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

We die.

Dialysis.

 

[thør]

Dialysis.

If you can get it.

The home dialysis stuff is pretty nasty.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If you can get it.

The home dialysis stuff is pretty nasty.

I've had to educate myself on the possibilities.

 

[thør]

I've had to educate myself on the possibilities.

I've helped people live (a while) though some of them.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I've helped people live (a while) though some of them.

Someone close?

 

[thør]

Someone close?

Aunt, and a good friend.

Another good friend's wife has 3 kidneys, but only one works. She's very lucky.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Aunt, and a good friend.

Another good friend's wife has 3 kidneys, but only one works. She's very lucky.

My mom died of kidney failure. I remember the day I said goodbye to her in her hospital room. It's like a bad dream.

 

[thør]

My mom died of kidney failure. I remember the day I said goodbye to her in her hospital room. It's like a bad dream.

My aunt died, by friend is day to day, and my friend's wife is very lucky.

My mom died of other causes and although we chatted for about an hour before, I was ushed out while the doc's killed her. It was a bad time.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

My aunt died, by friend is day to day, and my friend's wife is very lucky.

My mom died of other causes and although we chatted for about an hour before, I was ushed out while the doc's killed her. It was a bad time.

That stuff eats at us. If we let it.