Male GB posters that are stuck In Permanent Adolescence

First, no they didn't pull off an Ant-Man movie. Deadpool is part of the X-men universe, ergo Fox will be doing it not Marvel/Disney who are responsible for Antman. From where I'm sitting Fox has maybe a 50/50 record if you're being kind do them.

X-men: Pretty good
X-Men 2, United: Not bad
X-men 3, Last STand: Terribad
X-men Origins, Wolverine: Holy shit, how do you fuck up this bad?
Xmen, First Class: This is Awesome
The Wolverine: Acceptable
X-men Days of Future Past: Pretty good.

So it's not like Fox has the knocking it out the park tradition you're trying to call on here.

Second Deadpool is a comedy charachter, what are you even going to throw him at?

Days of Future Past was great.

Sense of humor goes with everything. It's like a little black dress. Which Deadpool would wear.
 
I would probably give DoFP a 7/10 maybe 7.5. It's damn good but has some major flaws but some are nitpicky fanboy shit like Quicksilver is no where near as fast as he's depicted unless he's gotten a major upgrade since the last time I read anything with him in it.

Little black dresses don't go with everything! Who told women this?! I need to murder them.
 
Being stuck in permanent adolescence is really not a bad deal for guys who had a girlfriend, back then.
 
First, no they didn't pull off an Ant-Man movie. Deadpool is part of the X-men universe, ergo Fox will be doing it not Marvel/Disney who are responsible for Antman. From where I'm sitting Fox has maybe a 50/50 record if you're being kind do them.

X-men: Pretty good
X-Men 2, United: Not bad
X-men 3, Last STand: Terribad
X-men Origins, Wolverine: Holy shit, how do you fuck up this bad?
Xmen, First Class: This is Awesome
The Wolverine: Acceptable
X-men Days of Future Past: Pretty good.

So it's not like Fox has the knocking it out the park tradition you're trying to call on here.

Second Deadpool is a comedy charachter, what are you even going to throw him at?

Ant-Man was better than X3.

Bryan Singer's record is 100%.
 
Ant-Man was better than X3.

Bryan Singer's record is 100%.

Power Rangers was better than X3, you're not exactly setting the bar for me here. Though the worse I've heard about Ant-Man is that a lot of the cool shit was spoiled in commercials so it looks good, I just can't be bothered to care.

Bryan Singer is the guy who took over with First Class? If so they yeah he's got a damn good track record at this point. If he's responsible for the first three. . .I may have to pay for you to visit a shrink to unfuck your head.
 
I would probably give DoFP a 7/10 maybe 7.5. It's damn good but has some major flaws but some are nitpicky fanboy shit like Quicksilver is no where near as fast as he's depicted unless he's gotten a major upgrade since the last time I read anything with him in it.

Little black dresses don't go with everything! Who told women this?! I need to murder them.

Quicksilver's Time In A Bottle scene is the best out of any of them and the Sentinels were the second best.

He would kill in a LBD.
 
Power Rangers was better than X3, you're not exactly setting the bar for me here. Though the worse I've heard about Ant-Man is that a lot of the cool shit was spoiled in commercials so it looks good, I just can't be bothered to care.

Bryan Singer is the guy who took over with First Class? If so they yeah he's got a damn good track record at this point. If he's responsible for the first three. . .I may have to pay for you to visit a shrink to unfuck your head.

Wait. You haven't seen Ant-Man??

Singer did 1 & 2 and Days of Future Past.
 
I would probably give DoFP a 7/10 maybe 7.5. It's damn good but has some major flaws but some are nitpicky fanboy shit like Quicksilver is no where near as fast as he's depicted unless he's gotten a major upgrade since the last time I read anything with him in it.

Little black dresses don't go with everything! Who told women this?! I need to murder them.

I agree that Quicksilver isn't that fast.
 
What I would pay to see over all the other garbage as of late?
http://cdn3-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2015/06/The-Punisher.jpg

"Dirty Laundry" was such a good short...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTaV8B8Oc0g

But you know who could ghost all these sorry fucks?

http://cdn3-www.shocktillyoudrop.com/assets/uploads/2013/09/file_175899_0_pitch_black.jpg

Baddest space thug that ever was.....Richard B. Riddick....convict....murderer.


Question is how much more adolescent does this make me than a wolverine/deadpool fan?:confused::eek:
 
What I would pay to see over all the other garbage as of late?
http://cdn3-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2015/06/The-Punisher.jpg

"Dirty Laundry" was such a good short...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTaV8B8Oc0g

But you know who could ghost all these sorry fucks?

http://cdn3-www.shocktillyoudrop.com/assets/uploads/2013/09/file_175899_0_pitch_black.jpg

Baddest space thug that ever was.....Richard B. Riddick....convict....murderer.


Question is how much more adolescent does this make me than a wolverine/deadpool fan?:confused::eek:

Punisher is a bad guy and deserved a better movie.

Riddick is awesome, but the last movie not as good as the earlier ones.

I claim lots of nerd points!
 
Punisher is a bad guy and deserved a better movie.

Riddick is awesome, but the last movie not as good as the earlier ones.

I claim lots of nerd points!

Maybe you could cash those points in on some new adolescent sized bdsm gear.
 
Wait. You haven't seen Ant-Man??

Singer did 1 & 2 and Days of Future Past.

Nope. It was that for Jurassic World. What can I say, I have a problem.

I agree that Quicksilver isn't that fast.

Not even close, he's almost always described as being right around the speed of sound. So, barely fast enough to dodge bullets at that range, and no where near fast enough to be casually rearranging the entire room. I mean it's a cool sequence, but they've done enough crossovers to show that he is explicitly slower than Flash.

What are you known for besides having sex with minors?

Being six kinds of awesome. And one time being bitchy about space travel. She's gonna cry when we get warp drives.

Punisher is a bad guy and deserved a better movie.

Riddick is awesome, but the last movie not as good as the earlier ones.

I claim lots of nerd points!

Punisher I can almost buy carrying a movie on his own. Almost.

Of course your insane if you think Chronicles of Riddick is better than Riddick. Cus it's not. I'll grant you Pitch Black but I'm not sure if Pitch Black is a Riddick movie or a movie with Riddick in it. It's still the best of the trilogy so far.

I do wish they'd actually explaind more of what went on with the Necromungers though. And what I assume is a massive riot going on in that race right now.
 
Nope. It was that for Jurassic World. What can I say, I have a problem.



Not even close, he's almost always described as being right around the speed of sound. So, barely fast enough to dodge bullets at that range, and no where near fast enough to be casually rearranging the entire room. I mean it's a cool sequence, but they've done enough crossovers to show that he is explicitly slower than Flash.



Being six kinds of awesome. And one time being bitchy about space travel. She's gonna cry when we get warp drives.



Punisher I can almost buy carrying a movie on his own. Almost.

Of course your insane if you think Chronicles of Riddick is better than Riddick. Cus it's not. I'll grant you Pitch Black but I'm not sure if Pitch Black is a Riddick movie or a movie with Riddick in it. It's still the best of the trilogy so far.

I do wish they'd actually explaind more of what went on with the Necromungers though. And what I assume is a massive riot going on in that race right now.

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Male(?) GB poster that is stuck In Permanent Adolescence
 
Nope. It was that for Jurassic World. What can I say, I have a problem.



Not even close, he's almost always described as being right around the speed of sound. So, barely fast enough to dodge bullets at that range, and no where near fast enough to be casually rearranging the entire room. I mean it's a cool sequence, but they've done enough crossovers to show that he is explicitly slower than Flash.



Being six kinds of awesome. And one time being bitchy about space travel. She's gonna cry when we get warp drives.



Punisher I can almost buy carrying a movie on his own. Almost.

Of course your insane if you think Chronicles of Riddick is better than Riddick. Cus it's not. I'll grant you Pitch Black but I'm not sure if Pitch Black is a Riddick movie or a movie with Riddick in it. It's still the best of the trilogy so far.

I do wish they'd actually explaind more of what went on with the Necromungers though. And what I assume is a massive riot going on in that race right now.

We saw Jurassic World too. You can see more than one.

I am still bitchy but hoping for mass relays.

I took a shine to Riddick. GET IT?

I love Radha Mitchell and Karl Urban, so the movies with those guys.

On a Karl Urban note, bring back Almost Human, TV assholes!
 
Punisher is a bad guy and deserved a better movie.

Riddick is awesome, but the last movie not as good as the earlier ones.

I claim lots of nerd points!

Punisher is NOT a bad guy....he, like Riddick are anti-heros.

Which imo makes them a little more believable and human than the super noble bullshit you find in DC/Marvel goody tew shews characters. Just my opinion.

Neither of them are really EVIL bad guys. They don't hurt the innocent, not intentionally anyhow as they may not stick their own neck out to save a bitch, but the juju they do cut down is always worse in character than they are and/or had it fuckin' coming making you happy to see much badder but the lesser of two evils kick the shit out of the REALLY evil not quite so bad guys.

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Punisher I can almost buy carrying a movie on his own. Almost.

45-60min....definitely could make an awesome shoot em' up vengeance filled winner with the Punisher. 90+? Nahh....little hard to make an epic saga from a vengeance plot anymore, too much ADD.

.Of course your insane if you think Chronicles of Riddick is better than Riddick. Cus it's not. I'll grant you Pitch Black but I'm not sure if Pitch Black is a Riddick movie or a movie with Riddick in it. It's still the best of the trilogy so far.

I do wish they'd actually explaind more of what went on with the Necromungers though. And what I assume is a massive riot going on in that race right now.

Hopefully part 4 shows the necro shit storm......

Pitch Black is technically a Riddick flick but I think the 'Riddick' series/following only started because Vin D as Riddick in Pitch Black was so fucking good it started it's own little cult following. Which eventually blew up into the series with way more fans than PB saw in it's first couple years out.
 
Punisher is NOT a bad guy....he, like Riddick are anti-heros.

Which imo makes them a little more believable and human than the super noble bullshit you find in DC/Marvel goody tew shews characters. Just my opinion.

Neither of them are really EVIL bad guys. They don't hurt the innocent, not intentionally anyhow as they may not stick their own neck out to save a bitch, but the juju they do cut down is always worse in character than they are and/or had it fuckin' coming making you happy to see much badder but the lesser of two evils kick the shit out of the REALLY evil not quite so bad guys.



45-60min....definitely could make an awesome shoot em' up vengeance filled winner with the Punisher. 90+? Nahh....little hard to make an epic saga from a vengeance plot anymore, too much ADD.



Hopefully part 4 shows the necro shit storm......

Pitch Black is technically a Riddick flick but I think the 'Riddick' series/following only started because Vin D as Riddick in Pitch Black was so fucking good it started it's own little cult following. Which eventually blew up into the series with way more fans than PB saw in it's first couple years out.

Punisher is a vengeful, sadistic kinda guy. He is on the other side of good guy, he is composed of violent, brooding, full malice.

This makes him a bit more interesting than a lot of other guys, but anti hero is a stretch and I consider him to be a bad guy.

Like Magneto being a bad guy, a great character. Motives and methods matter.

If I gleefully murdered the people that killed my family, I'd be a bad lady. If I keep doing it 'cause I am just....so...angry...worse lady.

Interesting, granted, not as bad as others, sure. Still bad.
 
I'm back and forth on anti-heroes and how realistic some of them are. More to the point I think that fictional heroes to some extent should be similar to religion. Nobody is ever going to live up to Kal-el, Kakkarot or Hey Zeus. They are there are something to aspire to.

Also Punisher isn't always exactly reasonable. I'm actually someone who really gets Blade. I'm that black kid who blacks didn't like growing up because I speak proper English, played video games, could give a fuck less about sports, listened to more rock than rap (though I've got nothing against rap) and (at the time in SoCal) have no beef in with Mexicans. But whenever yous tart slipping a little you remember that at the end of the day I am black and nothing I can do will ever change that. So I get Blade with that whole, humans don't like me because I'm a monster, monster's don't like me because I relate to humans when they aren't polishing their pitchforks. (Which is why on occassion I admit to getting a bit emotional about that shit, cus it pisses me off.) Punisher sometimes is just a dick to be a dick.

We saw Jurassic World too. You can see more than one.

I am still bitchy but hoping for mass relays.

I took a shine to Riddick. GET IT?

I love Radha Mitchell and Karl Urban, so the movies with those guys.

On a Karl Urban note, bring back Almost Human, TV assholes!

You'll always be bitchy. It's okay. Nobody who's earned a cutie mark gets to be hated in my book.

You took a shine?! That's it, I'm locking you in a gorramed max security pen with nothing but some menthals!

On a Karl Urban note. HAIL CEASAR!

Ann, I'd say he's a male GB poster who would be a lot of fun to go to the movies with, especially if one likes to talk about the movie after.

Oh hell yeah. It's jst you might have to tell me to tune the geek to your particular channel. I can tell you everything wrong with a movie from a writing standpoint (best friend is a professional writer so I see that shit) or just mythology, or shout outs. Or just cruise.

I'm also a big fan of drinking games.
 
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