Minkey Boodle
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Angel said:
Do you want I should give you away?
The Signs of giving him away?
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Do you want I should give you away?
lovetoread
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Ok, I just read the whole thread, man I hate getting up this early.
Who is the guy she is talking about, and what exactly is cheap redneck spices?
I've been a redneck my whole life, but I must have skipped that part of the edumacation.
Who is the guy she is talking about, and what exactly is cheap redneck spices?
I've been a redneck my whole life, but I must have skipped that part of the edumacation.
lovetoread
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Can you imagine getting a bottle of A1 for christmas?
Hey honey, look what my cyber-lover sent me, a huge bottle of A-1...dont you want to use it?
Hey honey, look what my cyber-lover sent me, a huge bottle of A-1...dont you want to use it?
Annora
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I promise I will find out the spice that cheap ass redneck, mailed.
I have seen somethings in this thread, that I hadn't thought about. No, it is not a open marriage. She thinks that it might be possible and tries to gain understanding, acceptance. She might try this for a few years but.. Will eventually come to her senses.
I like what I read that her cheap ass redneck has her mailing address. It's been taken on a new level.
Its not a relationship she is flaunting to regain her husbands attentions. He being any other man would have already walked.
He is in love with her.
Her behavior was this way before I ever came into the picture.
I am nothing in this, but his friend. I just see injustice and it makes me see red. I lose my sense of fair play. It's a flaw in my personality.
I have seen somethings in this thread, that I hadn't thought about. No, it is not a open marriage. She thinks that it might be possible and tries to gain understanding, acceptance. She might try this for a few years but.. Will eventually come to her senses.
I like what I read that her cheap ass redneck has her mailing address. It's been taken on a new level.
Its not a relationship she is flaunting to regain her husbands attentions. He being any other man would have already walked.
He is in love with her.
Her behavior was this way before I ever came into the picture.
I am nothing in this, but his friend. I just see injustice and it makes me see red. I lose my sense of fair play. It's a flaw in my personality.
lovetoread
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Ok ok.... but what about the spices?
SimplySouthern
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OK, I've spent the better part of an hour browsing these threads. Thanks Bob and Debbie for forcing me down that road via the links.
Should I feel like a total idiot by saying i have NO clue what is going on here.
In short, we have a wife, a husband, a redneck who is the secret lover to the wife and sends cheap ass steak spices, and then this poster who claims to be nothing to anyone but nosy.
I think to be honest that we, the good citizens of Lit, are the ones being hurt the most here.
If anyone figures this out...please let me know.
My brain hurts.
Should I feel like a total idiot by saying i have NO clue what is going on here.
In short, we have a wife, a husband, a redneck who is the secret lover to the wife and sends cheap ass steak spices, and then this poster who claims to be nothing to anyone but nosy.
I think to be honest that we, the good citizens of Lit, are the ones being hurt the most here.
If anyone figures this out...please let me know.
My brain hurts.
Debbie
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lovetoread said:
It could be used in the bedroom to spice things up. <groan>
Seriously if this is the real deal? I feel sorry for those who
are getting their dirty laundry aired in public by a 'friend'.
Apologies to Annora if I'm casting aspersions on her -
sometimes I just don't believe everything I read here
at lit.
You're welcome for the link SS. I miss freakygurl.
Boxlicker101
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SimplySouthern said:OK, I've spent the better part of an hour browsing these threads. Thanks Bob and Debbie for forcing me down that road via the links.
Should I feel like a total idiot by saying i have NO clue what is going on here.
In short, we have a wife, a husband, a redneck who is the secret lover to the wife and sends cheap ass steak spices, and then this poster who claims to be nothing to anyone but nosy.
I think to be honest that we, the good citizens of Lit, are the ones being hurt the most here.
If anyone figures this out...please let me know.
My brain hurts.
Actually, he's not really a secret lover; she is being quite open about the whole thing, which makes me think it might be some trick on her part to make her husband jealous.
To answer your question, though: She is not giving him away. You can't give away an adult any more than you can sell him or her. She may be in the process of dumping him or taunting him into going for a divorce, or some other treacherous thing, but she is not giving him away.
lovetoread
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Debbie said:
*Snicker* Perhaps I need some A1 Sauce myself.
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Boxlicker101
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Cheyenne said:
What do you mean there is no "U" in "WE"? There is a double "U"!!
LovetoGiveRoses
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Cheyenne said:See? That's exactly why it fits fine as the definition of cheap ass spice.
I would have guessed BBQ sauce was the aroma.
Debbie
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lovetoread said:
Banquet for two
by Debbie ©
Spread before us the leftovers of our resplendent banquet
Homemade linguini, sweet potato pie and cool, crisp cider
Will you be my canvas? My paints will be from our meal
A paste of A1 sauce here, a slice of pie smeared there
Then I will kiss, nuzzle, savour you till you giggle, "No more."
I nibble at your full lips; they taste like after dinner mints
Relaxing by fire glow, replete of food, thoughts now of oral delight
My love, 'tis time for dessert, I can smell your fragrant bouquet
Caressing your small, firm cantaloupe like breasts with my tongue
Nipples similiar to tiny puckered juicy sultanas, warm and golden
You are like a liqueur, reminding me of honeysuckle nectar to a bee
Once tasted then I must indulge my yearning, seeking much more
My desire is now to partake fully from your pink lips; a parfait dish
Lick, lap, till you cum, a perfect dish, well served and partaken of
lovetoread
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Debbie said:
Definitely worth a 5 vote.
woody54
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Debbie said:It could be used in the bedroom to spice things up. <groan>
Seriously if this is the real deal? I feel sorry for those who
are getting their dirty laundry aired in public by a 'friend'.
Apologies to Annora if I'm casting aspersions on her -
sometimes I just don't believe everything I read here
at lit.
You're welcome for the link SS. I miss freakygurl.
Hey, Debbie, havent you tried those 'warmer versions' of lube yet.
Whatever the reality behind this thread, you do have to admit it has been a very interesting ride to this point, in fact, one of the most amusing threads for many a day.
It is fellow Litsters who get the credit for 'spicing up" the thread here and squeezing the maximum humour from it, even spawning offshoot threads.... isnt Lit a fun place.
