Missouribiguy
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First is Whedon. Joss Whedon and I would cry if he wasted his time on a giant monster film. Mostly because one of two things would happen. He'd either make a standard monster flick that anybody but the bastards who did Godzilla '98 could do. Seriously kaiju films basically write themselves. Hello, I'm a big monster who arrived from space/the center of the Earth/Radiation. If you do a period piece like King Kong I was on an island nobody had bothered to visit before. I'm here to stomp your shit so get ready. Or he'd do what he does best and bother with the humans and I love Joss but he basically puts out similar stuff when it comes to the dialogue. And that Buffyesque crap flies with Buffy, and the Avengers and most of the time with AoS. Though I'll be the first person to call out that Nick Fury and Coulson wise cracking at the end of season 1 was bullshit. Spiderman can get away with that not only because it's part of his strategy but also because he's superhuman and is generaly on par or more powerful than his opponent. Coulson and Fury were terribly out matched to the point that the only appropriate response would have been. "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck."
And I'm a huge kaiju fan, I think I've seen the vast majority of them including the obscure crap that I can't even remember the names of. And shit I wish I could forget. King Kong Escapes I think is the title. The Japanese build a mechanical King Kong to like mine or some shit. The kind of crazy crap where you look at it and go. . .hmmmm if you wanted to mine there are easier ways but. . .why are you even fighting Kong? You could have skipped steps 1-3 that put you into conflict and gone straght to step 4 and the world would have thanked you. Or King Kong vs Godzilla which has three different versions and was originally Godzilla vs Frankenstien. Which despite the size issues at least explains why King Kong has lightning powers in that flick.
Honestly I just want Pacific Rim v Godzilla.
Yeah, always have a issue with that name. MechaniKong is the name of the kikaiju.