The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[Lorilei]

Just wait till I get home.

 

[Spins]

I wonder what it would be like to be handed a check with a $65,000 'bonus' for just doing the job I was already paid to do.

 

[Lorilei]

Floating around in a pool drinking beer all afternoon was just what I needed.

 

[Noor]

Wings, did you carry some lovely cunts on your wedding day?

I like that! A complete switch

 

[spacekowboy]

Floating around in a pool drinking beer all afternoon was just what I needed.

Is there some left in the fridge or do I need to pick up more on my way home?

 

[Lorilei]

Is there some left in the fridge or do I need to pick up more on my way home?

You might need to make a pit stop.

 

[Wings]

Wings, did you carry some lovely cunts on your wedding day?

So many lovely cunts!

They were quite fragrant too.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

When were we not saying cunt?

Earlier in the week I got read the riot act over it.

 

[spacekowboy]

You might need to make a pit stop.

How am I on margarita fixins?

 

[Wings]

Earlier in the week I got read the riot act over it.

By whom?

Not that it matters. My mouth has been and always will be very dirty.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Earlier in the week I got read the riot act over it.

Who? Tell me!

 

[Fata Morgana]

So many lovely cunts!

They were quite fragrant too.

There's nothing nicer than the scent of freshly cut cunts.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Floating around in a pool drinking beer all afternoon was just what I needed.

I like the way you spend summer days.

Uhh...topless?

 

[Lorilei]

How am I on margarita fixins?

You're good! Except for the tequila.

I like the way you spend summer days.

Uhh...topless?

Lawd, no. Nobody needs to see these floppy fun bags.

 

[eyer]

It's cute how womens with 5 ft wide butts...

...can't help but make fun of a guy's little herman.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's cute how womens with 5 ft wide butts...

...can't help but make fun of a guy's little herman.

A "guy's little herman"...

...is that what your daddy taught you to call your useless cock when you look in the mirror, schmuck?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me44snUaAR1qa6g1m.gif

"herman"...bet you got beat up a lot going to the store on your Red Rocket for the sody-pop, didn't you?

 

[eyer]

What's wrong with womens with 5 ft wide butts...

...I love to patronize me some 5 ft wide butt.

.....

 

[yossi]

5.5' wide, tyvm.

 

[lovetoread]

I tried teaching my chitlins to call them wingdingers.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

i'm only relevant when I'm heaping scorn on someone here

WHY AM I SOOOOO PATHETIC WHAT DID I DO WITH MY LIFE OHHHH GAWWWWWWWWWD

There, there, little bitch.

Into each life a little rain must fall, so they say.

 

[lovetoread]

And I dont really like the word cunt when used as an insult.

 

[spacekowboy]

You're good! Except for the tequila.



Lawd, no. Nobody needs to see these floppy fun bags.

Jesus Christ! That was a brand new bottle!

 

[CyranoJ]

Earlier in the week I got read the riot act over it.

Should've just claimed to be British. The Brits get an automatic exemption.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Should've just claimed to be British. The Brits get an automatic exemption.

Quite right, Guv'nuh.

 

[hashtag45]

Should've just claimed to be British. The Brits get an automatic exemption.

aaah, he's brittish…