The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

[DesEsseintes]

I don't know what kind of girl you take me for, sir, but there hasn't been any wet patches in ages, except from all of Smiley's tears.

Super hot.

 

[islandman]

For six grand that thing better double up as a coffin.

 

[Garnate]

For six grand that thing better double up as a coffin.

Or a car. A car I could understand.

 

[Garnate]

Super hot.

We're awfully kinky.

 

[Spins]

Wow. You've gotten old.

 

[Mr Noone]

Iman would look yummy with the clarified lemon butter glistening on his chest.

Ghee. Fyp. YW.

 

[islandman]

Or a car. A car I could understand.

A six grand car is a coffin in waiting.

 

[Garnate]

A six grand car is a coffin in waiting.

Sure, it can be both things. And I could sleep in it if I wanted. Now I'm questioning the rest of my life choices....

 

[DesEsseintes]

Sure, it can be both things. And I could sleep in it if I wanted. Now I'm questioning the rest of my life choices....

For you.

 

[Garnate]

For you.

I'd wear my tiara in that bitch.

 

[islandman]

For you.

Allow me to answer for Garnate:


http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fuck_you_lipstick_veronica_mars.gif

 

[Garnate]

Allow me to answer for Garnate:


http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fuck_you_lipstick_veronica_mars.gif

Hahahaaaa no way, I love it. And I bet it's way more affordable.

 

[islandman]

I just needed an excuse to use that gif.

 

[Garnate]

I just needed an excuse to use that gif.

It's amazing and I need Bob to turn it into an av for me.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Hahahaaaa no way, I love it. And I bet it's way more affordable.

A friend of mine had a car-bed in his bedroom and I was more jealous than I think I have ever been of anyone or anything.

 

[Garnate]

A friend of mine had a car-bed in his bedroom and I was more jealous than I think I have ever been of anyone or anything.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1d/8e/b6/1d8eb628c60f3505dd74b0364c017547.jpg

 

[Spins]

No way. You don't say. I do say. What more do you want me to say?

 

[DesEsseintes]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1d/8e/b6/1d8eb628c60f3505dd74b0364c017547.jpg

That's me. Not even remotely cool enough to be the incredibly geeky one.

 

[butters]

Iman would look yummy with the butters glistening on his chest.

well duh...

http://36.media.tumblr.com/f7b57b600177e56e01982137a74e7660/tumblr_no1251Zof81qck98lo1_500.jpg

truth

 

[snugglestruggle]

Hey Russia, Congrats on defeating Germany 70 years ago. These guys don't need an excuse but...WTH
http://static01.nyt.com/images/2011/05/10/world/RUSSIA/RUSSIA-articleLarge.jpg

 

[DesEsseintes]

Hey Russia, Congrats on defeating Germany 70 years ago. These guys don't need an excuse but...WTH
http://static01.nyt.com/images/2011/05/10/world/RUSSIA/RUSSIA-articleLarge.jpg

Best national anthem ever, too. The comments are pretty hilarious, in a despairing for the future of humanity sort of way.

 

[Fuckette]

tonight

 

[girlsmiley]

tonight

Hello there!

 

[islandman]

It's going to get properly framed and hung. Maybe the boy will treasure it one day, maybe he'll sell it for a motorcyle, but for the time being, it's mine!

https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/729415.jpg

 

[Fuckette]

Hello there!

Hello Girlsmiley