The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

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I saw that thread about how old do you look and it reminded me of that time I went out for dinner with Sean and I got carded when I ordered a drink.

Now that was funny.
 
Goodbye Milliband, goodbye NHS, goodbye Scotland, goodbye Europe.

It's horrifying. If it weren't such an epic commute I would think seriously of moving to Scotland, where at least they appear to be living in a semblance of the modern world.

When did my compatriots become so venal, self-centred, emotionally limited, gullible, shiftless and politically illiterate?
 
It's horrifying. If it weren't such an epic commute I would think seriously of moving to Scotland, where at least they appear to be living in a semblance of the modern world.

When did my compatriots become so venal, self-centred, emotionally limited, gullible, shiftless and politically illiterate?

I had no idea you lived in the Southern USA
 
You need to turn NN into your Peter Pan, Wendy. If he isn't already. :rose:
He totally IS my Peter Pan! I was born an old-ass lady so he helps me chill out and stop jabbing at kids with my cane.
But he's not here right now and I'm wrestling with Adulthood and The Planning And Cooking Of Dinner.
 
And you could marry your sister!

...but not your bother.
My sister wouldn't have me. She's a high achiever. :(
He totally IS my Peter Pan! I was born an old-ass lady so he helps me chill out and stop jabbing at kids with my cane.
But he's not here right now and I'm wrestling with Adulthood and The Planning And Cooking Of Dinner.

Chocolate. Chocolate and candles and a big sheet spread over the dining table so you can be a pirate, and suddenly dinner doesn't seem quite so adult after all, does it?
 
Bob Costas is such an idiot. He's never said anything intelligent, insightful, or interesting.
 
I totally just accidentally merged posts from two threads on my thread-closing spree in the PG. *laughs hysterically* nobody's perfect noimsayin
 
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