IrezumiKiss
Literotica Guru
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Unless it is easier to put a gun in your mouth.
That's your tabula-rasa option if you found yourself drunk-marrying Eyer in Vegas.
Or drunk fucking him.
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Unless it is easier to put a gun in your mouth.
What does one wear for this type of occasion?
Fuck sake, I want a beer now.
Get on the train.
It's gonna be a long night.
Dude, I'm in my pj's. I'd get all kinds of odd looks.........![]()
Goodbye Milliband, goodbye NHS, goodbye Scotland, goodbye Europe.
It takes a lot more than that to stand out on the Metra.
Goodbye Milliband, goodbye NHS, goodbye Scotland, goodbye Europe.
It's horrifying. If it weren't such an epic commute I would think seriously of moving to Scotland, where at least they appear to be living in a semblance of the modern world.
When did my compatriots become so venal, self-centred, emotionally limited, gullible, shiftless and politically illiterate?
It takes a lot more than that to stand out on the Metra.
I can't think of anything without thinking of fucking random guys who form a line behind
me.
I had no idea you lived in the Southern USA
I wish I did, sometimes. Lots of lovely people from here seem to live there, and I could live on a fading colonial plantation and drink mint juleps.
He totally IS my Peter Pan! I was born an old-ass lady so he helps me chill out and stop jabbing at kids with my cane.You need to turn NN into your Peter Pan, Wendy. If he isn't already.![]()
My sister wouldn't have me. She's a high achiever.And you could marry your sister!
...but not your bother.
He totally IS my Peter Pan! I was born an old-ass lady so he helps me chill out and stop jabbing at kids with my cane.
But he's not here right now and I'm wrestling with Adulthood and The Planning And Cooking Of Dinner.