Garnate Needs a New Nose

Why am I so misunderstood? Did someone play with my baby butthole when I was a little boy, dressed up really pretty like my dolls?

I'm just trying to be a nice guy and you are all so mean to me.

1HF has big eyes!!!! Take that, cunt!

Man, that was a total feeling hurter.
 
Man, that was a total feeling hurter.

That's right bitch. There are plenty more insults where that came from. Don't get me started on your slender, yet curvy figure. BURRRRRRRRRRN!!

I hate women!

(I want you all to love me so bad) :eek:
 
I read this whole read. You people... wow.

:eek:

I didn't know Jelly, but she was nice enough to send me a nice welcome message. I'm sorry she's gone.
 
Why am I so misunderstood? Did someone play with my baby butthole when I was a little boy, dressed up really pretty like my dolls?

I'm just trying to be a nice guy and you are all so mean to me.

1HF has big eyes!!!! Take that, cunt!

Hugs and zhit.
 
I'll be attending to check out the bridesmaids.

Well, the ones without penises.

As if that's likely.

Just take 'em all, and if you find one with a peener later on, send him down to Smoot The Tranny-Chaser™ 's room.

Smoot likes him some trannies.
 
That was before or after your surgery? I take it she was a chubby chaser. I thought people had to be fit in the military. Your job was only in the kitchen, huh?

Biggie Smalls, what's happening?

Robert nickname Biggie Smalls.

Says the fat guy that wanna be skinny so he got his stomach stapled so he wouldn't be picked on anymore. You deserve more pity than I ever will. Biggie Smalls.

Look you fat ass punk that wanna be skinny so you wouldn't get picked on anymore so you got your stomach stapled little bitch, I don't know where you get this sissy boy shit from, but I ain't him. I actually fuck women, Robert, what about you?

Just take 'em all, and if you find one with a peener later on, send him down to Smoot The Tranny-Chaser™ 's room.

Smoot likes him some trannies.

But he talks about me indirect.
 
killy started a million dollar gofund me account, with money to himself as benefactor, with the mission to replace garnate's nose. vet, JAJ and jelly frogged out.

JackAssJim? New name for him?
 
That's right bitch. There are plenty more insults where that came from. Don't get me started on your slender, yet curvy figure. BURRRRRRRRRRN!!

I hate women!

(I want you all to love me so bad) :eek:

Why you so mean? :(
 
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