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IrezumiKiss said:
Sheeeit. You got off easy, guy.

With me, it was all the above PLUS my shoe size, mother's maiden name, blood type, zodiac symbol and the specifics of my month's numerology reading, what color was my last stool sample, the name of my childhood invisible friend, the date of my first kiss, first titty feeljob and first masturbatory ejaculation.

On top of all THAT, she also wanted to know how I felt when I accidentally saw my best friend's mother naked, my reaction to coming across a bum taking a piss into a sidewalk grating on 23rd St. in broad daylight back in 1989, my feelings about the time a roach literally jumped into my glass of milk from the overhead cupboard back in my first rundown apartment on the Upper East Side, how hard my erection was when this drunk German girl started blowing me in the back seat of a taxi cab on our way uptown after a dinner date, plus the way the...
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My stool is usually red because I drink beet juice every day.
 
marshalt said:
Yes, these friendly people who called me day and night, claiming loved ones had died and I needed to identify the body. These friendly people who threatened to reveal my online presence to my work and have me fired. These friendly people who had the police show up at my place, guns drawn. All after I had decided to be friendly with them and reveal the same personal info you were after.
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Cool story bro.
 
Dang... the drama goes and goes.

I never blinked when G asked for my cell # so she could text me her boobages, but I should have hesitated when she asked for my SS#.
 
dolf said:
the same thing that would have happened if she'd posted nothing but crochet recipes and baking patterns, but that doesn't fit betty's imaginary explanations.
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Killswitch says she was fucking around behind her husband back, he caught on, so she had to leave. Judging by the posted I seen of hers, I can believe him. But I know you and the rest of her friends doesn't give a fuck about what I think, so it's pointless. The way she use to talk, I would've never known she was married. But yer people ride my coattail.

#StonesAndGlassHouses
 
smoothg103rd said:
Killswitch says she was fucking around behind her husband back, he caught on, so she had to leave. Judging by the posted I seen of hers, I can believe him. But I know you and the rest of her friends doesn't give a fuck about what I think, so it's pointless. The way she use to talk, I would've never known she was married. But yer people ride my coattail.

#StonesAndGlassHouses
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that's not why she left though. betty just made that reason up.

plenty of people know why she left. we're just not telling him.

or you.
 
dolf said:
that's not why she left though. betty just made that reason up.

plenty of people know why she left. we're just not telling him.

or you.
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Telling me? I really could care less why she left. I never give two fucks about her while she was here. So why would I give a fuck about her being gone? I just asked out of conversation. Not out of concern. And definitely not out of care. I was bored, nothing more, nothing less. So in other words, I really don't give a fuck if you tell me.
 
dolf said:
that's not why she left though. betty just made that reason up.

plenty of people know why she left. we're just not telling him.

or you.
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Lol....How old are you. 7?

She was fucking rimmy, pete and one other guy from here and she said as much.

Thats why she had to leave.

Her big mouth.
 
except that this wasn't the reason. nothing to do with it at all. and you're just sour because you hate not being in the know and you hate when your moralising is ignored. so you hate almost every second of the day.
 
dolf said:
except that this wasn't the reason. nothing to do with it at all. and you're just sour because you hate not being in the know and you hate when your moralising is ignored. so you hate almost every second of the day.
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lol....

You're so childish and bizarre.

Don't forget to take your meds.

Maybe then you can enjoy that pretty bird chirping outside your window on a Sunday morning hun.

:cool:
 
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