The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

[AllyRose]

Cold and rainy? I shall read all the books today!

I don't think anyone has ever successfully read ALL the books.

Twould be an impressive feat.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I have some impressive feet for you.

 

[Miles Long]

I don't think anyone has ever successfully read ALL the books.

Twould be an impressive feat.

Twere possible, twould be... tweriffic!

All the books would be ambitious, it is true. But the attempt would be quite enjoyable.

 

[glynndah]

Tea with bread and jam for breakfast this morning.

 

[AllyRose]

Tea with bread and jam for breakfast this morning.

You're not putting the bread into the tea, are you?

 

[pointless]

start with the voynich manuscript.

 

[1HF]

I fucking can't stand you.

I need a punching bag this morning.

Or someone to scream at.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Today I was standing in line behind this petite attractive well-dressed young woman and I was spacing out on the back of her head (as I do whenever I'm stuck in a ridiculous slow-moving line) when my eyes wandered down to the collar of her beige sweater. And I thought, "Wow, that's kind of an interesting knit - beige with some kind of long black strands woven in." Then I realized that those long thick black strands were not part of the sweater. They were growing out of her back, and continued all the way up her neck into her hairline. We're talking thick black hairs, an inch long. And I wondered to myself, how could someone so nicely made up and put together - exquisitely plucked eyebrows, hair lovingly cut into a stylish layered bob - walk around with a shaggy werewolf pelt across her neck and shoulders? Then I wondered if maybe she was single, or if her partner didn't have the heart to tell her about her hairy back. Or if maybe her mate is like mine and doesn't pay attention - like when he let me converse with multiple people at a party with spaghetti sauce all over my cheek. (Though I'm pretty sure he'd tell me about back hair.) So the first thing I did when I got home was strip down in the bathroom with a hand mirror and checked all the skin I could. No hidden hairs or bumps or weirdness. The mystery goes unresolved.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDLKixhXIAE1u1K.jpg

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I missed the brouhaha. (I would not have been helpful or useful, anyways.)

 

[spacekowboy]

I fucking can't stand you.

I need a punching bag this morning.

Or someone to scream at.

What the fuck did I do??

 

[glynndah]

You're not putting the bread into the tea, are you?

No! Completely separate, thank you very much, although the bread and jam are co-mingled.

 

[pointless]

What the fuck did I do??

well, you asked your daughter to show you her tits. that's kinda creepy.

 

[spacekowboy]

I did?? Fuck you would think I would remember some shit like that.

 

[Garnate]

I kept looking for a problem about your nose, Garnate. It looks fine. Mine's much bigger. {Why do you think I never pose selfies?}



bitch.

I have a big nose. *Shrug* To me it's like making fun of my long hair, though. Some people like the length of my hair, some would prefer it longer or shorter or curly when I straighten it or straight when I curl it. Who cares? The length of my hair and the size of my nose doesn't bother me. Of all the things to make fun of me for.....seriously.

 

[pointless]

also, you can cut your nose any time you want.

 

[glynndah]

I have a big nose. *Shrug* To me it's like making fun of my long hair, though. Some people like the length of my hair, some would prefer it longer or shorter or curly when I straighten it or straight when I curl it. Who cares? The length of my hair and the size of my nose doesn't bother me. Of all the things to make fun of me for.....seriously.

You forgot the "hoor". Don't you love me anymore?





bitch.

 

[Wings]

I had the most delicious, dirty dream all night long, even when I got up to let the dog outside and went back to sleep my mind let me go back into it. I think this might be my reward for my good life decisions. Goodness it was yummy.




Then I woke up and had amazingly awesome sex with my actual partner and life was still good.

 

[Wings]

I have a big nose. *Shrug* To me it's like making fun of my long hair, though. Some people like the length of my hair, some would prefer it longer or shorter or curly when I straighten it or straight when I curl it. Who cares? The length of my hair and the size of my nose doesn't bother me. Of all the things to make fun of me for.....seriously.

You're gorgeous and don't need to change a damn thing. My nose is considered to be too small, who gives a shit, I just flash some tit and people forget about that. Noses make us unique and I admire the larger of them because I don't have one. If perfect symmetry were supposed to exist on human faces we would be born with that. Instead we get to be interesting.

 

[lovetoread]

I just ate a moon pie.

Everyone needs a moon pie.

 

[dolf]

I have never tried moon pie.

 

[pointless]

with or without rc cola?

 

[lovetoread]

It should be with a RC Cola, but alas I could not find one.

 

[lovetoread]

Also, could someone find that girl talk thread? I cant seem to find it.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I have never tried moon pie.

You are missing out on a classic bit of junk food. Marshmallow sandwiched between graham crackers, coated in chocolate. You'd probably hate it because American chocolate.

 

[Garnate]

You forgot the "hoor". Don't you love me anymore?





bitch.

I was caught up in the moment!




hoor.

You're gorgeous and don't need to change a damn thing. My nose is considered to be too small, who gives a shit, I just flash some tit and people forget about that. Noses make us unique and I admire the larger of them because I don't have one. If perfect symmetry were supposed to exist on human faces we would be born with that. Instead we get to be interesting.

I don't know if a nose can be too big or too small unless it truly distracts you from the rest of the face. That'd have to be a REALLY big nose or one like Michael Jacksons.