Robdownsouth Challenges Vetteman: Put Up Or Shut Up!

[RobDownSouth]

For more years than I can care to remember, political conservatives on Lit resort to comments about their opponents' weight when they are cornered.

"Yeah? Well.....You're FAT!"
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The late unlamented Koalabear was the primary proponent of this technique, but more recently Vetteman has been doing this. Just yesterday, for example:

<snip>. BTW, your jowls seem to have picked up some new weight, just sayin'.

So rather than get into a war of words with Vetteman, I propose a way to settle this once and for all:

I challenge Vetteman to post a picture of himself with his shirt off, and I will do the same. Then we'll let the General Board vote on who the "fat ass" is in a public poll.

Vetteman can crop or obscure his face if he likes (I know there are pregnant women posting on this board, and I know he wouldn't want to be responsible for their miscarriage by him showing his ugly face).

I just ask for two constraints:

• No "soft-focus" or blurry shots
• Put the current date on a piece of paper in the picture (given your history of posting 20 year old shots of yourself)

So there you have it, Vetteman: a challenge.

Are you man enough to meet the challenge?
Or will you run away?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Weird but entertaining.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Weird but entertaining.

Yup. By design.

 

[pointless]

pointless thinks people referring to themselves in the third person is weird and off putting.

 

[Noor]

Not that I actually look at pictures anyway, but wouldn't it be better to post your asses if it's a fat ass compassion?

Maybe a side view, then people could see both abs and ass?

It really doesn't matter to me, you'll both still look the same to me as you do now. Your words are what I see, not your genetics and alterations to that.

 

[RobDownSouth]

pointless thinks people referring to themselves in the third person is weird and off putting.

Robdownsouth agrees.
:nods:

 

[Que]

I can't be bothered to dig them up but ever since you were able to finally change your exterior through surgical intervention you have done your share of fat-shaming. I seem to recall you trying to do that with me at one point until I pointed out that I am usually under a buck fifty.

If you are genuinely looking for feedback and not just blustering your latest picture is not flattering.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Y'all don't but say you did, that way everyone involved can feel good about themselves.

 

[bronzeage]

How about Greco-Roman Wrestling, Olympic rules?

 

[RobDownSouth]

I can't be bothered to dig them up but ever since you were able to finally change your exterior through surgical intervention you have done your share of fat-shaming. I seem to recall you trying to do that with me at one point until I pointed out that I am usually under a buck fifty.

If you are genuinely looking for feedback and not just blustering your latest picture is not flattering.

Hey queerbait, I knew you'd try and inject yourself here. So predictable.

If you want to get in on the fun, you can post your picture too, fat boy. I don't mind.

Otherwise, go start your daily drama elsewhere.

 

[Pookie]

So many puns, so little time.

Rob, this thread could be a Lit classic, especially if Vet bellies up to the table.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A cage fight.


And Noor has a point.


There needs to be a "both are fat loads" option.

 

[pointless]

How about Greco-Roman Wrestling, Olympic rules?

it'll have to be old school or no one will be interested.

though i still won't. i'm not a fan of lemon parties.

 

[RobDownSouth]

So many puns, so little time.

Rob, this thread could be a Lit classic, especially if Vet bellies up to the table.

Agreed. I'm gonna be interested in seeing the excuses Vetteman makes, or if he's simply going to let query do his deflecting for him.

 

[RobDownSouth]

A cage fight.


And Noor has a point.


There needs to be a "both are fat loads" option.

I'm okay with that.

 

[Bidin~Time]

This thread should be renamed The Vanity of Men.

 

[dolf]

Weird but entertaining.

this

pointless thinks people referring to themselves in the third person is weird and off putting.

and this

 

[RobDownSouth]

This thread should be renamed The Vanity of Men.

Not provocative enough.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm okay with that.

Prove it

 

[RobDownSouth]

Prove it

Prove Wat? (pun intended)

 

[TheFeds]

redacted

 

[Disgustipated]

I can't be bothered to dig them up but ever since you were able to finally change your exterior through surgical intervention you have done your share of fat-shaming. I seem to recall you trying to do that with me at one point until I pointed out that I am usually under a buck fifty.

If you are genuinely looking for feedback and not just blustering your latest picture is not flattering.

Luk is wondering why Q-Bert has really old pics of Rob stored.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Prove Wat? (pun intended)

I figured as much.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I figured as much.

Again, Wat are you talking about?

I said if you want a poll option that says we're both fat asses, I'm okay with that.

 

[Que]

Query wonders why Luk is incapable of surmising the correct antecedent to a pronoun.