The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[butters]

One day we will meet for tea, Butters. I will bring this post with me to identify myself, and it will definitely be my shout.

You are a very very good person, and deserve every happiness. I am so glad to think that you are going to have so much joy.

yeah, i've some days still owed me which i will have to take before the end of march and between the days the boss still has owed to her. we'll sort out a date for a nice cup of tea

 

[butters]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mS18VhQB--/md9t3ikoamta5bvjfg1f.gif

hahahahhaaha

 

[snugglestruggle]

Norman is a cunt

 

[Noor]

i am relieved that what he was afraid might happen, hasn't happened, at least not so far.

fevers

 

[Jennifer]

Thrown away like a piece of fucking garbage.

 

[dolf]

I may need to doodle today.

 

[lovetoread]

If I knew how much attention my puss would be getting, I would have gotten a wax.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I get very grumpy when woken from my slumbers at 5:30 on a Saturday for no reason. Very. Grumpy.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wife of Bath]

Wanna share my reason? If you like watching club sports, my reason's a good one.

NO!

*sulks*

But thanks for the offer though.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wife of Bath]

WoB has the best sulk on Lit....

*and then I run from grumpy WoB*

AHHHHHHHHH motherfucker!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I just ordered a big fat Peter Sellers biog.

 

[lovetoread]

I ordered a were-lion book, does that count as great literature?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I ordered a were-lion book, does that count as great literature?

....

 

[gardenia19]

Townhouse living impedes my jamming.

http://blog.intrapromote.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/eleven2.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

...and welding...

 

[bluebell]

BB how are things in the Land Of Lincoln?

No Box
No Inside or Outside
The moment yields Silliness
Ah you understand
Silly Woman

They are also Reagan-y, unfortunately, in more ways than one.

Silliness is my bread and butter,
Well- along with streaks of melancholy.
It's a good thing I crack myownself up.

 

[trysail]

What the fuck is IRS Form 1095-A, 1095-B, and 1095-C ?

Dear Client,

In 2010 when Congress passed the Affordable Care Act (commonly called Obamacare) the effects seemed far away to many of us...


...We are a CPA practice dealing with individual and business clients who need our services in tax return preparation. In my opinion, the social programs established by the Affordable Care Act to promote/provide healthcare coverage to everyone has nothing to do with income tax returns. However, the U.S. government is requiring individual taxpayers to report on their income tax returns information relating to health care coverage. This is clearly not our choice. Guidelines and information relating to the reporting of this issue has been minimal and confusing. You were given from us a separate document requesting information about your health care insurance. You must complete this form...

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[pointless]

i find it amusing that there's a porn star out there who chose the name scarlet fever for herself. i mean, maybe it's just me, but naming yourself after a bacterial infection just seems like a bad choice when your job involves frequent body fluid exchanges with strangers.

 

[Sinny]

Herpes Wonderland
Ebola Divine
Pox Delight

 

[1HF]

Masturbating, menstruating... They looked the same.

I'd do both if I could breathe without wheezing right now.

 

[JoyDyan]

Are you referring to your own ass as the best ass on Lit?

That's like me referring to my cock as the most magnificent on Lit. And I only do that every so often.

God no! Mine's average at best!

I've only seen the stick figure of your cock, but that was certainly a magnificent stick figure.

 

[dolf]

Masturbating, menstruating... They looked the same.

I'd do both if I could breathe without wheezing right now.

i'd do both if I didn't hate getting blood on the sheets and under my nails.

woe is us

 

[pointless]

just wear finger condoms.

duh.