The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Littlefinger]

I have Wed, Thurs, Fri, and Sat off! I'm going to get so much writing done!

I feel like my bosses are sensitive to my needs and are subtly rooting for me in their way.

 

[rimmy]

Garnate, we are not letting him cook now. Fuck that.

I see that as two completely unrelated sentences. I agree not to cook if you do indeed 'fuck that'.

Stay the fuck out of my kitchen, Rimmel.

Fine. No tongue.


Haggis?

That's three chicks saying no to your tongue tonight...

Not your night, Rimmy.

Ma nishtana halayla hazeh?

Omg are you drunk??

She's a fucking lush, that one. Don't let the nice girl image fool you.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/6392ced8e640cdae1f75759cba2bca62/tumblr_nb5ibtNBl91rvmqxto1_1280.jpg

 

[Que]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/6392ced8e640cdae1f75759cba2bca62/tumblr_nb5ibtNBl91rvmqxto1_1280.jpg

Imma have to photoshop my bald pate into that continuum somewhere.

 

[Littlefinger]

Imma have to photoshop my bald pate into that continuum somewhere.

Don't mess with perfection.

 

[Garnate]

I just yelled "ENJOY YOUR LAST SHIT!!!!" if you wanted to know what kind of evening I'm having.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I just yelled "ENJOY YOUR LAST SHIT!!!!" if you wanted to know what kind of evening I'm having.

Hoping "Last Shit" is the quirky name of a locally-distilled bourbon or something.

 

[Garnate]

Hoping "Last Shit" is the quirky name of a locally-distilled bourbon or something.

Nope, definitely not. lol

 

[Spins]

How come when you move into a new place there is always one light switch that you can't figure out what it does?

 

[Littlefinger]

How come when you move into a new place there is always one light switch that you can't figure out what it does?

Because, these never caught on.

https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5793675/il_570xN.324087973.jpg

 

[Garnate]

How come when you move into a new place there is always one light switch that you can't figure out what it does?

Did you move??

 

[silver gurl]

21 degrees tomorrow, so we will be out on the ski-doos. To damn cold lately.

 

[Spins]

I like to move it, move it.

 

[Disgustipated]

I like to move it, move it.

But can you jiggle it? Just a little bit?

 

[yossi]

The MASH episode where a bombardier captain comes to the unit and thinks he's Jesus Christ was just on. I don't believe I've seen it before - I loved the scene with Radar asking him to bless his teddy bear.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I can't confirm or deny for the march event at this juncture, but I would happily cook for you all. And bake, for that matter.

 

[thør]

I'll be off to the arena in a half hour or so to watch hockey.

 

[neci]

i get to live in redneckville while you all go off and have your fancy orgies.

*cries*

people who orgy around here are on meth and have no teeth.

okay.

that's better.

i'll see your sinners and raise you a southern baptist.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I fucking hate the term 'best ass on lit' or 'best body on lit'. Who the fuck are you to judge?

If someone says that to me I automatically assume they're blowing smoke up my ass. And not in a good way, you kinky cunts.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

^^^^ Best bow on Lit.

 

[Garnate]

I can't confirm or deny for the march event at this juncture, but I would happily cook for you all. And bake, for that matter.

I'd make you.

I fucking hate the term 'best ass on lit' or 'best body on lit'. Who the fuck are you to judge?

If someone says that to me I automatically assume they're blowing smoke up my ass. And not in a good way, you kinky cunts.

Fisherman WoB.

 

[Miles Long]

I fucking hate the term 'best ass on lit' or 'best body on lit'. Who the fuck are you to judge?

If someone says that to me I automatically assume they're blowing smoke up my ass. And not in a good way, you kinky cunts.

You mean I can never truly have the best lips on Lit?

 

[Wife of Bath]

^^^^ Best bow on Lit.

You've never seen me bow. I'm much better at a curtsey.

I'd make you.


Fisherman WoB.

It would be my pleasure.

The other comment was re: a blurt a few pages back about a poster 'with the best ass on lit'.

 

[Wife of Bath]

You mean I can never truly have the best lips on Lit?

It's true. They've been lying to you, miles! All lies! Don't trust those bastards.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I can't believe people still don't know "Are You Talking to Me" is a De Nero signature line much like Schwarzenegger's "I'll be Back".