The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

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[IrezumiKiss]

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[cowslinger64]

"love"?!? And "sad"?!?

Are you friggin' kidding me, wannabe?

What's "love" and/or "sad" got to do with it when the Goddess of the GB herself once was willing to shag a poor old wretch like me...



And you dare even imagine you can mock me in any way, wormfood?

No one would do something so vile as that... Cept the pedophile which you glommed onto and still hold onto as your last bastion of hope... like grim death.

 

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[unregistered]

 

[eyer]

Ha, Eyer actually made me laugh out loud. That's the very first time. Cute.

It's the very first time I've probably resorted to using a in a post to you, too...

...it's too bad that 2x6 you've always had up your ass about me can't bend itself to my almost-always-present sense of humor without that assistance.

Alas, do not expect more...

...a large part of my almost-always-present sense of humor also enjoys the floundering of so many who so obviously also need the very same help.

But, it's all good...

...because I console myself against being so widely slandered and misunderstood here with the realization of the wonderful ladies of LIT who've gotten wet actually thinking about how hot it'd be to screw my lights out.

It's such a monstrous burden to bear...

...it...it...it just makes me so moody at times.

 

[eyer]

No one would do something so vile as that... Cept the pedophile which you glommed onto and still hold onto as your last bastion of hope... like grim death.

You're calling the Goddess of the GB a "pedophile"?

Really?

Dude...

...large plastic bag, a tywrap 3x smaller than the circumference of your neck.

Yw.

 

[Noor]

Apparently I may have lost the immunity to infectious stuff I have had since a year ago Sept.

I keep hoping it's a reaction and the antihistamines will take care of it, but it is starting to feel like pneumonia. Fingers crossed!

Froze the pipes again thawed them too. Had to get dressed for that.

 

[snugglestruggle]

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Mmmm, Marshmallow fluff

 

[cowslinger64]

You're calling the Goddess of the GB a "pedophile"?

Really?

Dude...

...large plastic bag, a tywrap 3x smaller than the circumference of your neck.

Yw.

Grace was never the Queen... Lame-o


You can have the last go.. Boooooring

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Froze the pipes again thawed them too. Had to get dressed for that.

Wait, you were naked this whole time?

Think I wanna come over your place for the rest of winter!

 

[Noor]

never trust 'nice' people

like me !

 

[Noor]

Exactly. I don't trust anyone who won't call me a cunt at least once a week.

once again I am not trustworthy

 

[JohnnySavage]

Everyone’s favorite Companion (no, not the “Doctor Who” kind) is returning to the big screen. Morena Baccarin has been cast as the female lead in Fox’s live-action “Deadpool” movie.
According to THR, Baccarin was on the shortlist to play Ryan Reynolds’ unnamed love interest. Apparently, her character “grapples with falling for a man with a hideously scarred face.”

That’s a…specific choice of words. Baccarin’s character won’t be grappling with Deadpool’s multiple personalities, his cavalier attitude towards death and dismemberment, or his depression. She’ll be sad that his face is messed up.



One of my celeb crushes

 

[snugglestruggle]

once again I am not trustworthy

Actually it's Mr. Bears fault. You should see what he wrote about you in the Lit Men's bathroom. fap fap fap

 

[Noor]

Actually it's Mr. Bears fault. You should see what he wrote about you in the Lit Men's bathroom. fap fap fap

I don't believe you, Mr. Bear is beyond all that, plus I know exactly where he has been the last few days

 

[Noor]

Wait, you were naked this whole time?

Think I wanna come over your place for the rest of winter!

I was in my flannel nightgown, so close...

No, you don't. It's breezy here and you need to suit up to deal with the basement.

 

[Killswitch]

Perhaps they'll go old school... this was my high school football coach


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I used to spray his lawn....lol Thats Mr. Meyers.

 

[Killswitch]

Sure. I was his friend only and he lied and lied and lied. Even about stupid things.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I don't believe you, Mr. Bear is beyond all that, plus I know exactly where he has been the last few days

All of us know where he has been, thanks to the miracle of Instagram.

I think it's sweet that you allow him to try on your unmentionables. The little green lace thingee is adorable.

 

[islandman]

The cold is coming.

Again....

 

[cowslinger64]

I used to spray his lawn....lol Thats Mr. Meyers.

Yep... his grey or whitish brick house across from the field I assume..


I could see the stadium from the house I grew up in..we played football there all time, not just organized football. Countless hours of that..

I was very glad they named it after him.. he was an amazing person out of the ring..

 

[Killswitch]

Yep... his grey or whitish brick house across from the field I assume..


I could see the stadium from the house I grew up in..we played football there all time, not just organized football. Countless hours of that..

I was very glad they named it after him.. he was an amazing person out of the ring..

Yeah almost right across from that big gate is where he's at right across from the school on the side street with the light.. Double lot I can picture the place still.. This was years ago. He was very soft spoken and loved his flower gardens. I used to chat with him about Pompero Firpo and Bobo Brazil and shit...lol

 

[cowslinger64]

Yeah almost right across from that big gate. This was years ago. He was very soft spoken and loved his flower gardens. I used to chat with him about Pompero Firpo and Bobo Brazil and shit...lol

If this was back in the late 70s early 80s he had one of the nicest yards around..

we were never allowed to talk about wrassling... he kept that part separate. Tho one day we were all in the weight room, and his office was right next to it.. Dick the Bruiser was the on the radio talking smack about him.. so he called the station.. Next thing ya know hes screaming into the phone "I kicked your ass in New York, I kicked your ass in Philly and I'll kick your ass in Detroit!!''

holy crap!!! it was awesome!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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A brinicle is a long, vertical tube of ice formed beneath the sea. It is known as the icicle of death because it destroys everything it comes in contact with. It’s so cold that it causes the surrounding seawater to freeze around it. The spreading ice kills creatures such as sea urchins and starfishes.

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