The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Farrah]

It's easy. I used to do a ton of it, but my eyes aren't what they used to be.

Oh shoot. My eyes were never that great to begin with! Still, I think I WILL try, if I can find the right pattern...I'm looking for a sweet little blue bird.

 

[dolf]

my cat mostly steals veges.

 

[pointless]

cats eat dorritos?

 

[lovetoread]

Fata, look what the dumb cunt got me.

 

[Lorilei]

Oh shoot. My eyes were never that great to begin with! Still, I think I WILL try, if I can find the right pattern...I'm looking for a sweet little blue bird.

I always found it to be very relaxing.

 

[dolf]

my cat loves cauliflower, but i'm sure she'd give doritos a go.

 

[1HF]

Yep. He also loves lemon cookies.

 

[Jennifer]

Today is going to suck monkey balls.

It already does.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata, look what the dumb cunt got me.

Good ole Sean! Let me know what you think of the Flakes and Walkers crisps.

 

[Spins]

19 to go

 

[RobDownSouth]

19 to go

The suspense is palpable here....

 

[Fata Morgana]

Actually the black pudding this morning was spicy and good. The white pudding was ok, but I prefer the black one.

You're fucking dead to me now.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Where the fuck are my ski poles ? These poles are too short.

 

[thør]

Where the fuck are my ski poles ? These poles are too short.

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/sits_pod21/dw/image/v2/AAKN_PRD/on/demandware.static/Sites-BlackDiamond-Site/Sites-bdel/default/v1424157051045/products/ski_poles/F14_ski_poles_WEB/111556_Expedition2_ext_web.jpg?sw=472

Black Diamond company sells great adjustable poles.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Infamous heiress Patty Hearst is back in the news after a dog she co-owns won its group at the Westminster Kennel Club show.

A shih tzu called Rocket was picked as the top toy dog at Madison Square Garden on Monday.

Sure... if you want to call a shih tzu a dog.

http://imgick.syracuse.com/home/syr-media/width620/img/entertainment_impact/photo/17037180-mmmain.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

Not much life for a dog is it?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Not much life for a dog is it?

Or the owners. I usually watch the dog shows because I like to see the big dogs. The little fluffy things don't do much for me.

I really like to watch the agility contests and the ones where the dogs jump into the pool of water to get the fake duck.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Or the owners. I usually watch the dog shows because I like to see the big dogs. The little fluffy things don't do much for me.

I really like to watch the agility contests and the ones where the dogs jump into the pool of water to get the fake duck.

Yes me too. The little poncey ones with long hair full of ribbons and shit I think are owned by frigging nutters who probably couldn't have kids. Weird.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Jennifer]

Yes me too. The little poncey ones with long hair full of ribbons and shit I think are owned by frigging nutters who probably couldn't have kids. Weird.

Me, too!! They are stand ins for children. I am not sure whether they are better or worse than those people who push "real dolls" in baby carriages in public.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Me, too!! They are stand ins for children. I am not sure whether they are better or worse than those people who push "real dolls" in baby carriages in public.

We used to have a client like that at work. You'd go to her house and she'd have all her dolls lined up on the couch staring at you. Proper creepy.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Very old joke, but couldn't resist...

I went to a zoo the other day, and all they had was one little dog.

It was a shih tzu.

Thank you, I'm here all week. DO try the fish.

 

[bluemuse]

Me, too!! They are stand ins for children. I am not sure whether they are better or worse than those people who push "real dolls" in baby carriages in public.

People do that? Good lord.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Very old joke, but couldn't resist...

I went to a zoo the other day, and all they had was one little dog.

It was a shih tzu.

Thank you, I'm here all week. DO try the fish.

Cunt.