The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

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I have not laughed this much in a long time.
Growing up we all focused on Belushi, but Aykroyd was brilliant.
 
So there's this awesome webcomic to be checked out by anyone into that kind of stuff. I think the servers are crashing due to an excessive amount of people trying to read, as it's been posted to imgur(mayhaps reddit) recently. Annoying to get connected, but worth it, imo.

Ava's Demon

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Exhortations to the People of the Democratic Republic of North Korea issued on the country's 70th anniversary
(a sampling)




— Let us turn the whole country into a socialist fairyland by the joint operation of the army and people!

— Let this socialist country resound with Song of Big Fish Haul and be permeated with the fragrant smell of fish and other seafoods!

— Grow vegetables extensively in greenhouses!

— Thoroughly get rid of abuse of authority and bureaucratism!

— Let us raise a strong wind of studying the great Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism!

— Fire an opening salvo of an ideological campaign and make our fire concentrated, regular and accurate!

— Make mushroom cultivation scientific!





 


If the forecast is accurate, it is going to be seriously, seriously fucking cold around here over the next couple of days.


There have reportedly been 20 hypothermia-related deaths in this state this winter. Cold kills.



N.B., thor, I know these wind chills are child's play for you lunatics in the 49th state but wind chills with a minus prefix are very rare in these parts.


 
i said the other day that it was not my fight, and today i read where it is now in my own backyard. the hate directed towards people i care for. i feel as if that is what i get for taking a sit, instead of a stand. while it is not my call to pass judgement on an event that i know nothing of, the blatant hate and fear, the following of peaceful people in cars, the threats on the streets around me, directed towards people only because of their religion, fills me with an emotion i can not quite describe. when peaceful citizens, muslim citizens, are threatened by their american brothers and sisters, what has society come to? i see them work so hard to dispel the hate around them. to work for peace, while protecting their children from the misplaced rage brought on by fox news and our own conservative leaders. they are not the terrorists. the terrorist is you. he said it was only the beginning of what was to befall their community. a community of humble people, seeking only to live and love. leave the hunt for evil to the professionals. vigilante rage will only harm the innocents.
 
i said the other day that it was not my fight, and today i read where it is now in my own backyard. the hate directed towards people i care for. i feel as if that is what i get for taking a sit, instead of a stand. while it is not my call to pass judgement on an event that i know nothing of, the blatant hate and fear, the following of peaceful people in cars, the threats on the streets around me, directed towards people only because of their religion, fills me with an emotion i can not quite describe. when peaceful citizens, muslim citizens, are threatened by their american brothers and sisters, what has society come to? i see them work so hard to dispel the hate around them. to work for peace, while protecting their children from the misplaced rage brought on by fox news and our own conservative leaders. they are not the terrorists. the terrorist is you. he said it was only the beginning of what was to befall their community. a community of humble people, seeking only to live and love. leave the hunt for evil to the professionals. vigilante rage will only harm the innocents.

Some people hate Jews. Some people hate Christians. There's plenty of hatred in the world.
 
i had fish sticks and mac and cheese for supper. i do believe i am now six years old.
 
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