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Can women not smell themselves!?

Killswitch said:
How the fuck old are you?

Old schools havent been around for 20 years.
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no, i was behind an old dude in line at the gas station who was buying camels like three weeks ago and i actually ended up telling the fucking cashier where they were because dude had no fucking clue what he was doing, so, yeah, they still exist but only really old fuckers still smoke them. same for lucky's. i know. i saw them too when i was scanning the rack because i wanted to get out of that fucker before hell froze over.

lucky strikes are still my favorite cigarette pack design ever. i should really bust out that old av, but i have no idea if i even have it anymore or where i might be on my comp if i do.

suppose i could google a new one....
 
KinkyDaisy said:
I'm probably going to sound like a pompous ass here but seriously ladies can you not tell when you have that "not so fresh" feeling!? Do you not check for it after every visit to the ladies room?

I am one if those lucky gals who could run a marathon after i haven't showered in two days go rock climbing then get eaten at the precipice and garner rave reviews. Call it luck, good genetics, good normal hygiene I don't know .. It is what it is.
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Do you shit soft serve ice cream too?
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LOL I'm just wondering if your pussy smells so good...then why are you always checking it when you go to the ladies room? Is that like how some people like the smell of their own farts? lol
 
I'm a novice at this smell your vagina thing. Do I do what I see on tv when someone coughs or exhales into their hand and smells their breath?

Is there a way to make my vagina cough?

I suppose I could light a ciggie, plus it in my vagina (not the lit end) and clench my vagina muscles and try and draw on the cigarette till my vagina gets a good cavern full of smoke, whip the ciggie away and catch the cough or exhalation.

I'll give it and go and report back.
 
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Killswitch said:
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f4/f49b012a57ac15fdcfad16d5bc835fcd442b659516dcfe5b99ddfb524fa8ae50.jpg
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Did you make that!? That's an eerily specific meme.

Also, I genuinely thought that vaginas were self cleaning. Like a cat. I thought that had like... yeast and probiotics and whatnot. I'm realizing that my knowledge of pussy may not be as vast as I had previously imagined.

But to be fair, doctors told me that, loudly, and repeatedly, because of the baby. Soap is apparently vaginal kryptonite. So how the fuck do you clean them? I mean if soap causes it to be infected? So does bubble bath, which... pop culture has lied to me about. Just strait up. I was told to just kinda rinse with water and take a clean non-soapy washcloth to it. Do they get stronger with age, maybe? Like you have to build up a soap resistance? This is gonna bother me and I can't wake the gf up at 5 in the morning to ask her stupid shit.
 
Debbie said:
I'm a novice at this smell your vagina thing. Do I do what I see on tv when someone coughs or exhales into their hand and smells their breath?

Is their a way to make my vagina cough?

I suppose I could light a ciggie, plus it in my vagina (not the lit end) and clench my vagina muscles and try and draw on the cigarette till my vagina gets a good cavern full of smoke, whip the ciggie away and catch the cough or exhalation.

I'll give it and go and report back.
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That's what I was wondering.
Maybe the OP smells the tissue she wipes herself with before she tosses it in the toilet?
Maybe she carries a pH meter with her?
 
Rainshine said:
In all honesty, when I go about my day I can't smell my own or anyone else's vag. How tall is the OP? Is height a factor? Is stature helpful or a hindrance to ones ability to nose ones own vag?
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yeah, I don't know if I've ever smelled the vaginal scent of some random woman standing next to me... sure, BO, but that was more of the armpit variety, not pussy.
 
Rainshine said:
In all honesty, when I go about my day I can't smell my own or anyone else's vag. How tall is the OP? Is height a factor? Is stature helpful or a hindrance to ones ability to nose ones own vag?
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A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
 
parodyluvr75 said:
I've got a very sensitive nose. I'm around plenty of sweaty men and women. Most women do not smell bad, men tend to be more odorous than women, even wearing deodorant. I can only assume you are part Mastiff and greet others by sniffing their crouch or butt. If you don't like how women smell, don't sniff their nether regions.
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Rainshine said:
In all honesty, when I go about my day I can't smell my own or anyone else's vag. How tall is the OP? Is height a factor? Is stature helpful or a hindrance to ones ability to nose ones own vag?
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I had a related theory, too.:)
 
Dear lord I love the wonderfully directed train wreck that is a thread like this in the GB.
It's been such wonderful entertainment to watch this thread unfold, through the twists and turns, in a combination of sensible no nonsense answers and wacky off the wall nonsense.... With about 5 different strands of conversations running through the thread.

Sorry that probably doesn't make sense - put simply you all made me laugh so hard I traumatized the cat. That is all.
Thank you.
 
I've never been so happy to be over 6 feet tall in my life.
 
Libsam said:
yeah, I don't know if I've ever smelled the vaginal scent of some random woman standing next to me... sure, BO, but that was more of the armpit variety, not pussy.
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I can smell menstrual blood across a room.
 
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