The Isolated Blurt Thread XI: Dreaming of an STD Christmas, Bro!

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[Wings]

Im so on board. And, Im not one bit ashamed that Im sitting here in my running gear and NOT running.

Do you have Monday off for the holiday?



That sounds like a direct quote out of the Book of

I don't but my kids do so I'm rather glad I have to be at work. They tend to be so squirrelly when the weather is the suck and they are stuck at home.

 

[Tathagata]

Just for the record:

Yes, I am.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I will.

Well that clears that up

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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[thør]

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[chillywilly2]

Yup, thats funny..

 

[dolf]

an afternoon spent ogling my favourite piece of eye candy. he is so bloody pretty. i can't work out while he's watching, because i feel all weird and fluttery and self conscious. but he can definitely still work out while i watch

there was a suggestion he cook dinner at my house... my excuses? the kitchen needs cleaning and my eldest would be cranky. the real reason? i suddenly felt really shy.

 

[dolf]

did i mention how lovely he is? so young. so pretty. so strong.

i absolutely did not notice the outline in the front of his sweatpants, and i absolutely did not get lost in a little reverie.

 

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[1HF]

Another trip to the WH without a HF.



"The winter days, they last forever."

I can't believe you went without me. Again.

It's the other women in the harem, isn't it? They're distracting you from spoiling me with waffles.

 

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[dolf]

also... he's so pretty! *sigh*

 

[thør]

also... he's so pretty! *sigh*

Truss up your knickers and tell him you were mistaken about dinner. As long as he helps to clean the kitchen, first.

Then, you can order Chinese and eat it cross-legged on the bed.

 

[dolf]

Truss up your knickers and tell him you were mistaken about dinner. As long as he helps to clean the kitchen, first.

Then, you can order Chinese and eat it cross-legged on the bed.

no, no, no, no, no! not only have i already eaten, but i can't be alone in my room with him! i don't know him well enough. or... i do know him well enough, but no way am i ready for that.

 

[thør]

no, no, no, no, no! not only have i already eaten, but i can't be alone in my room with him! i don't know him well enough. or... i do know him well enough, but no way am i ready for that.

Stalking is your only option........

 

[JohnnySavage]

We found the Brit's missing Beagle!

 

[dolf]

Stalking is your only option........

too lazy.

 

[girlsmiley]

That av tho.

 

[Brollyanna]

I just caught my daughter by the fridge, drinking juice straight from the carton. When I told her off, she said that a voice from the fridge told her it was ok to do that.
Now I'm worried that she's Mike Yates.

 

[dolf]

I just caught my daughter by the fridge, drinking juice straight from the carton. When I told her off, she said that a voice from the fridge told her it was ok to do that.
Now I'm worried that she's Mike Yates.

zuul!

 

[Saint Peter]

...as promised...

 

[dolf]

...as promised...

nudey pics?

 

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[Sean]

A Vine of the attempt to land the SpaceX booster on a barge.

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