At least 11 Dead in Paris

[4est_4est_Gump]

well good, the murderers have been stopped. the qaeda link confirmed, linking back to abu hamza's days at the finsbury park mosque.

my thoughts are for all who died (with the exception of the killers) and their families, and for all who have to live with the memories of being held hostage.

Of course they are.

Good for you. Now you can forget about them. Now you may turn to your original reaction:

How can you possibly bring Islam into this?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The attacks will continue

French President Declares New Round Of Terror Attacks “Have Nothing To Do With Islam”…


Hollande

Mind-numbing.

Via HuffPo:


French President Francois Hollande decried “racism and anti-Semitism” in the wake of the deadly siege of a kosher grocery store in Paris in his televised address.

The president also stressed that the actions of the hostage takers “have nothing to do with Islam.”

Islam has little, or nothing, to do with Islam.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Islam has little, or nothing, to do with Islam.

That's a stupid thing to say.

Query-class stupid, Chief.

 

[Que]

An Axis of Derp?

Speaking of "derp..."

How is it going on you're study of grammar your engaged in? I put the sentence in Robbie-speak. I hope it helps.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh. I am -so- sorry you feel picked on, Cowslinger. The omission was unintentional, I assure you. It is hard to remember you when you are not around. Good to have you back.

I am sure you want to let Dick have it too!

Go ahead, tell him what you "thing" of his intelligence!

AH-hahahahaha...

"Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now."

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Jyeeezus.

Fridays are worse than I thought for the yappy jumping bean schmuck set up in here. Like a Pokémon evolution or something.

*goes to get tranq dart gun*

 

[Fala]

Very sad what happened in Paris. The scales of world events, once again, teeter.
Should they stay level? Or should they tilt in any direction.

 

[Que]

AH-hahahahaha...

"Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now."

I seriously forgot about him. It was not an intentional sleight. I was going down the list of predictable posters in my mind, and what their predictable responses would be to a typo- he just did not come to mind.

You notice that not a one of them even had the fortitude to look chagrined. They all breezed on by pretending their wake doesn't offend the olfactory receptors. Responded to other things; left that well enough alone.

I don't know if you caught the topper in sequence but at the same interval that I was typing up the satire piece, Robbie actually called out another poster for usage...and got it wrong!

You could not write characters like this.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You too are going to be cross.


Can you bear it?

 

[Que]

Jyeeezus.

Fridays are worse than I thought for the yappy jumping bean schmuck set up in here. Like a Pokémon evolution or something.

*goes to get tranq dart gun*

The hell you say.

You got some step and fetch it to do. Make with the "basic bitch" memes for Dick. He made an egregious typo in the very same sentence that he said "intelligent."

You got to admit that is at least mid-grade basic, possibly ultra or added value basic. There are standards and practices to abide by here. Verity, if you will.

...or is "yap" just what you call it when "the other guys" do it?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Good to see the Chief and the #SchmottGuy getting along so well today.

http://tacugama.wildlifedirect.org/files/2009/08/grooming1.jpg

 

[about_average]

Of course my words are hateful. I hate terrorism and Sub-human terrorists with every fiber of my being. I am full of love for loving people. Lrt's ask that cop about his chances of becoming a victim of terrorism. Lets ask my cousin who was murdered at the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. You're out of your element.

I'm sorry for your cousin, and all those killed by the despicable acts in 2001. But do you have the same attitude about the two American national Christian leaders (and the people who continue to funnel money to their organizations) that said all those people deserved to die, that the US deserved the attacks?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The hell you say.

You got some step and fetch it to do. Make with the "basic bitch" memes for Dick. He made an egregious typo in the very same sentence that he said "intelligent."

You got to admit that is at least mid-grade basic, possibly ultra or added value basic. There are standards and practices to abide by here. Verity, if you will.

...or is "yap" just what you call it when "the other guys" do it?

How many times did you go back into that post to re-re-re-re-re-edit it, Yappy?

I was afraid that if you invoked my name any more than you did that I'd magically appear in your living room or something. I ain't Babboo the genie, motherfucker.

Slow down and get a drink of water before you have a seizure. Ya "digg?"

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The hell you say.

You got some step and fetch it to do. Make with the "basic bitch" memes for Dick. He made an egregious typo in the very same sentence that he said "intelligent."

You got to admit that is at least mid-grade basic, possibly ultra or added value basic. There are standards and practices to abide by here. Verity, if you will.

...or is "yap" just what you call it when "the other guys" do it?

Is pokemon even still a thing?

 

[Que]

How many times did you go back into that post to re-re-re-re-re-edit it, Yappy?

I was afraid that if you invoked my name any more than you did that I'd magically appear in your living room or something. I ain't Babboo the genie, motherfucker.

Slow down and get a drink of water before you have a seizure. Ya "digg?"

Yap,yippidy,yap...skoobidy bop.

That's what I thought.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

From alla this:

Is there a non-Christian Bible? The Jews share a lot of the Old Testement stories but they do not call it a Bible, do they?

Hey! Speaking of Divine Providence, can you believe your good fortune this far?

None of this has come to pass so far:



Ohhhhhhh SNAP!

I can't wait for BobsDownSouth to come on here and take you to woodshed for typing "things" when you meant "thinks." Then he can run over to the blurt and have a good chuckle there about the "SICK BURN!" of catching that error when you put INTELLIGENT in the SAME SENTENCE!!!

Hur Hur Hur.... Oh Robbie is gonna bust your balls for 3-4 YEARS over such an EGREGIOUS mistake!

...and that is just for starters....

I am pretty sure Zumi is going to go epileptic-fit-grade-giffy on your privileged ass for a mistake like that!

That is possibly even worse than "beyond basic bitch" level of derp..

Wooooooo Hooooooo!

Break out the popcorn....


Wow.

Just Wow.


"Intelligent" and "things" instead of "thinks" IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!!!

Get it? It is like you weren't "thinking!!!!"

LMFAO...Really- I gotta go get some tape to tape it back on...

OMFG

That was a such a GOOD ONE!!!

Typos rarely get better, more relevant and clearly diagnostic....


lolololololololololololly

Disgustipated will stop by and call you a "dummy." -That will hurt.

Where is Skiddles? He can usually be counted on for a Ha-HAAA!

Adre is here, surely he will chime in. He likes to be in on the bonding of the dog-pile...

Lemme go look for some gifs.

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I couldn't find any gifs that Zumi hasn't already posted in the last 36 hours. Maybe they won't be necessary. Maybe Zumi is busy creating some fresh "Beyond Basic Bitch" ones for you.

Any ideas why BobsDownSouth came and left from the thread and seemed to give you a pass, instead of ridiculing you?

Weird, huh?

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edit: THERE is the long awaited Zumi to weigh in.

HI!!!!!!!!

Can you believe this Basic Bitchness? What do you "thing?" Beyond basic, or just your garden variety basic, basic?

Go ahead...

Let him have it..

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Further edit: Honorable mention goes to Cowslinger for his historic rides with BobsDownSouth's self-proclaimed "Bro Cavalry."

to this:

Yap,yippidy,yap...skoobidy bop.

That's what I thought.

http://fanbros.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ugh-really.gif

It's like "Pho"-semite Sam here blew his full yap load a leeettle prematurely...cuz there's not much spunk spurted up thar in that second wank!

http://media.tumblr.com/da4bb4cac29e9fbfa2a55bf41cb5f430/tumblr_inline_n7oop5GGNF1rigfuk.gif

 

[Que]

From alla this:

to this:

It's like "Pho"-semite Sam here blew his full yap load a leeettle prematurely...cuz there's not much spunk spurted up thar in that second wank!

Yap, yap, yippidy yap from the throwback to jive-talkin' 60's to modern hipster...

You had ALLA that to say about misspelling the actual correct word and a couple of miscellaneous typos about OH MY GAAAWWWWWD...BEYONNNNNNNNNNDDDD BASIC BITCH!!!!!!!!!

But nothing to say about the same thing as long as the politics jive with your own.

Apt that you speak in Gifs because you- are a cartoon.

 

[Disgustipated]

Yap, yap, yippidy yap from the throwback to jive-talkin' 60's to modern hipster...

You had ALLA that to say about misspelling the actual correct word and a couple of miscellaneous typos about OH MY GAAAWWWWWD...BEYONNNNNNNNNNDDDD BASIC BITCH!!!!!!!!!

But nothing to say about the same thing as long as the politics jive with your own.

Apt that you speak in Gifs because you- are a cartoon.

Why the hyphen between *you are*? And why do you edit almost every post yet still come up short?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Awww.

Sounds like some special non-unique snowflake's a widdle upset that I'm not jumping at his barks.

Instead of casting judgment on the first generation yap, maybe I should wait for the inevitable re-edits. Because what's always being changed in every post due to pressed bitch haste is just a teensy-weensy-bit more interesting than what was being attempted to say.

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ducks-laughing.gif

heh heh heh

 

[Wrong Element]

Of course they are.

Good for you. Now you can forget about them. Now you may turn to your original reaction:

How can you possibly bring Islam into this?

From the person who brought Obama into this thread less than an hour after it was started, this is really quite a charge to make against someone else.

 

[RobDownSouth]

From the person who brought Obama into this thread less than an hour after it was started, this is really quite a charge to make against someone else.

I've gotta believe that every time there's a crisis anywhere in the world, mouthbreathers like AJ, Vetty, and Ish start collectively brainstorming "how can we spin this to put the blame on Obama?"

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

From the person who brought Obama into this thread less than an hour after it was started, this is really quite a charge to make against someone else.

Exemplar of a pattern, a pattern that keeps leading people into death in a politically-correct manner...

It was also a cogent response unlike your threat about a fake terrorist attack.

The real terrorists are people like you, those who want to censure that is which uncomfortable speech in their society from those willing to embrace and maintain the traditional culture, while bending over backwards to explain, exonerate and establish the right to hate speech of those deemed sufficiently diverse enough to be welcomed into the culture as investments in our future. Well, that investment in Islam is going to blow up on you and when it does, you will find that you have alienated your former allies in Liberalism to the point that they will want you dead too in order to try and salvage a little out of the lees and dregs of the Progressive movement and wrest liberty from the stone cold clutch of tyranny imposed in the name of tolerance.

 

[Ramone45]

I'm sorry for your cousin, and all those killed by the despicable acts in 2001. But do you have the same attitude about the two American national Christian leaders (and the people who continue to funnel money to their organizations) that said all those people deserved to die, that the US deserved the attacks?

I hate hatred no matter from where it comes. I'm not exactly sure which Cristian leaders to whom you are referring, however, they are not taking hostages and cutting people's heads off with a knife.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

I'm sorry for your cousin, and all those killed by the despicable acts in 2001. But do you have the same attitude about the two American national Christian leaders (and the people who continue to funnel money to their organizations) that said all those people deserved to die, that the US deserved the attacks?

You talking about...the most Reverend...Jeremiah Wright...??

G-D America, indeed.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I hate hatred no matter from where it comes. I'm not exactly sure which Christian leaders to whom you are referring, however, they are not taking hostages and cutting people's heads off with a knife.

It is amazing to me how quickly some seem to go from Islam to Christianity in order to excuse the former and condemn the latter...


Oikophobia

Xenophobia is fear of the alien; oikophobia is fear of the familiar: "the disposition, in any conflict, to side with 'them' against 'us', and the felt need to denigrate the customs, culture and institutions that are identifiably 'ours.' "

The oik repudiates national loyalties and defines his goals and ideals against the nation, promoting transnational institutions over national governments, accepting and endorsing laws that are imposed on us from on high by the EU or the UN, though without troubling to consider Terence's question, and defining his political vision in terms of universal values that have been purified of all reference to the particular attachments of a real historical community.
The oik is, in his own eyes, a defender of enlightened universalism against local chauvinism. And it is the rise of the oik that has led to the growing crisis of legitimacy in the nation states of Europe. For we are seeing a massive expansion of the legislative burden on the people of Europe, and a relentless assault on the only loyalties that would enable them voluntarily to bear it. The explosive effect of this has already been felt in Holland and France. It will be felt soon everywhere, and the result may not be what the oiks expect.
Roger Scruton, British philosopher