The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[NHKitty]

My sex shop lady is a super weirdo, funny and chatty. Very easy to talk to. The last time I was there, as I was perusing an array she had on the countertop for me, this customer came in and said she'd bitten through the ball gag she'd sold her, was there anything tougher than that one?

I always come away with a good chuckle.

That's fabulous!

Theres a great shop in Portland Maine if you (or anyone) ever gets there. I can't think of the name right now, but it's upstairs in the main shopping /tourist area. The woman there is phenomenal.

The local one was fun...it was a youngish (to me anyway) guy who I thought might be a tad shy, but he wasn't.

I wonder if I can bite through the gag........

 

[Riles]

Neoprene wet suit??


Kinky.

Kinky like biohazard, baybee!

There was a Syd sighting!!!

How is that possible?

THIS. So much warmth and laughter. I miss Damage Control and Maximus the Great. It's difficult to believe that was over a decade ago!

Yeah, me too. I loved the time there...met my girl Cleo there, a forbidden love, cut my Lit teeth.

And you, Tinkerroo. I wish I was better at keeping in touch

 

[Lorilei]

THIS. So much warmth and laughter. I miss Damage Control and Maximus the Great. It's difficult to believe that was over a decade ago!

I've missed your face!

 

[Tinkersquash]

I miss WhatsinanameUK.

I don't recall this person. Perhaps we were all visiting in different shifts at Syd's Hot Tub

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, sweetheart! I've missed you since the other place closed down. How are you????

Hey there! I've missed a bunch of you guys and wonder/worry about those of us who weren't from Literotica and were left wondering what happened - but without any way to know. So sad.

I'm doing wonderfully. Everything is still going according to schedule. It sounds like you have a lovely holiday coming up. It's good to see you.

 

[Tinkersquash]

Yeah, me too. I loved the time there...met my girl Cleo there, a forbidden love, cut my Lit teeth.

And you, Tinkerroo. I wish I was better at keeping in touch

Cleo was something else. Don't worry about not keeping in touch. I don't exactly make it easy for you!

I've missed your face!

*tacklehugs* I needed a fix of familiar names so I came to peek in on you all and make sure you're all okay. Seems like you're all still alive and kicking!

And I missed your... *all-encompassing hand gesture*

 

[Farrah]

I've missed your face!

She has a very missable face.

I don't recall this person. Perhaps we were all visiting in different shifts at Syd's Hot Tub

Hey there! I've missed a bunch of you guys and wonder/worry about those of us who weren't from Literotica and were left wondering what happened - but without any way to know. So sad.

I'm doing wonderfully. Everything is still going according to schedule. It sounds like you have a lovely holiday coming up. It's good to see you.

So glad to hear this. So very, very glad. You've been in my thoughts. I'm going to PM you my email address. My old number is still the same, though the phone fried itself...with the new phone, I have facetime now. And Skype. Let's catch up soon?

 

[Tinkersquash]

She has a very missable face.



So glad to hear this. So very, very glad. You've been in my thoughts. I'm going to PM you my email address. My old number is still the same, though the phone fried itself...with the new phone, I have facetime now. And Skype. Let's catch up soon?

I'd love that

 

[phantom4533]

Every time I go to the dentist for a cleaning I think of Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man.

 

[ryan8558]

Every time I go to the dentist for a cleaning I think of Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man.

Is it safe?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Three days until our NYC Christmas trip. Squeeeeeeeee!

Sweet. PM me if you wanna meet and have time. However, I work into the evenings, so it's hard for me to hook up with people if they're morning risers and retire early.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It seems like every few months the bubble gum companies change their packaging; making it so damn hard to get open. I'm sure they do it just to piss me off.

 

[Farrah]

Sweet. PM me if you wanna meet and have time. However, I work into the evenings, so it's hard for me to hook up with people if they're morning risers and retire early.

We're taking the train in early with another couple, and because my girlfriend has never been to the city, this trip is probably going to be a whirlwind of what she most wants to see and do.

BUT, Zumi, we could make a trip at a later date just to meet you and visit your favorite spots! I'd love do it up local-style, if you wouldn't mind being our tour guide? We could plan on getting there late and staying even later. What do you think?

 

[Wings]

I don't know when I gave Facebook access to my phone numbers but all of the sudden the "People You May Know" is populated with guys I went on dates with over the last few years. It's jarring and really shitty.

 

[Garnate]

I don't know when I gave Facebook access to my phone numbers but all of the sudden the "People You May Know" is populated with guys I went on dates with over the last few years. It's jarring and really shitty.

That would explain why guys I only went out with once are friend requesting me all of the sudden.

 

[Wings]

That would explain why guys I only went out with once are friend requesting me all of the sudden.

I see your pretty face pop up all the time but that makes sense. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's seeing it happen.

 

[DesEsseintes]

That would explain why guys I only went out with once are friend requesting me all of the sudden.

Having A Phone Is A Bad Idea, #317 in a series.

 

[gravyrug]

I don't recall this person. Perhaps we were all visiting in different shifts at Syd's Hot Tub

Hey there! I've missed a bunch of you guys and wonder/worry about those of us who weren't from Literotica and were left wondering what happened - but without any way to know. So sad.

I'm doing wonderfully. Everything is still going according to schedule. It sounds like you have a lovely holiday coming up. It's good to see you.

You! C'mere and get yer hugs, woman! There's a backlog that needs clearing. <tacklehug>

 

[Garnate]

I see your pretty face pop up all the time but that makes sense. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's seeing it happen.

Well unless you don't want to, go ahead and friend me! I promise I probably won't show up outside your house with a boom box over my head. Well, it's my phone and it doesn't play music really loud so I have to sing along with it but I promise I might not do that.

Having A Phone Is A Bad Idea, #317 in a series.

Boo.

 

[pete]

this is my first nite having white russians but i might already have a new go-to drink. .

the dude abides.

 

[Garnate]

this is my first nite having white russians but i might already have a new go-to drink. .

the dude abides.

Aight, then. Next Wednesday let's see who can drink the most white Russians in an hour. Love those.

 

[Noor]

I see your pretty face pop up all the time but that makes sense. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's seeing it happen.

I get a former phone/skype partner pop up all the time too! I didn't give them my phone number though. I also occasionally see you but not Garnate yet.

 

[Garnate]

I get a former phone/skype partner pop up all the time too! I didn't give them my phone number though. I also occasionally see you but not Garnate yet.

I'm out front holding my phone over my head.

 

[Noor]

Maybe see the holiday train tonight, and taken out to dinner too, this could be fun.
Last year I begged off to watch something with Byron and it wasn't in the minuses plus I was still was walking very well. Will wear yak trax just in case tonight.

 

[Noor]

I'm out front holding my phone over my head.

I could find you fast, np....

 

[Farrah]

I love making meatloaf just for the next-day cold sandwiches. Soooo yummy.