Fata Morgana
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Just had the misfortune to catch half an hour of Expendables 3. What the fuck is going on with Stallone's face? Mel Gibson is still bloody gorgeous. Pile of shit film though.
The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts
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Lorilei
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spacekowboy
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I read a review on Rotten tomatoes equating this movie to a clown car. How many geriatric wash ups can you cram into one vehicle....
Needless to say I laughed. Hard.
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You have no idea how hipster douche I look today. I am truly ashamed of myself.
Fata Morgana
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It was horrific. Arnie just stood about squinting and chewing on a cigar. Harrison Ford looked like one of those Shar Pei dogs and Banderas was just a hyped up twat. But Stallone's face. Good lord. He's like his mum now!
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I can't decide if I want to be Lorelai Gilmore or if I want her to be my mom.
I want to live in Stars Hollow. I want to eat at Luke's. I want Luke to take me upstairs to his apartment. I want to work with Sookie at the inn. And bump into Kirk all over town. Oh! And I want to watch a movie at the little theater there. How cute is that little theater?! Basically, I just want a portal to open up in my tv and suck me right into the show.
I want to live in Stars Hollow. I want to eat at Luke's. I want Luke to take me upstairs to his apartment. I want to work with Sookie at the inn. And bump into Kirk all over town. Oh! And I want to watch a movie at the little theater there. How cute is that little theater?! Basically, I just want a portal to open up in my tv and suck me right into the show.
Fata Morgana
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It's like he's run his face through a mangle.
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She influenced how I raise my daughter. I was fully immersed in the show when I first had her and I decided I wanted to be a Lorelai and never an Emily. My mom is an Emily.
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Pot Noodle you're mine, you dirty slag.
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She influenced how I raise my daughter. I was fully immersed in the show when I first had her and I decided I wanted to be a Lorelai and never an Emily. My mom is an Emily.
There's not a trace of Emily in you. You are Lorelai to the bone.
spacekowboy
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Email me. I bet I get totally hot and turned on.
I'll bet not, but you have mail just the same.
spacekowboy
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Pot Noodle you're mine, you dirty slag.
Make them your bitch. Take no prisoners!
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*like*
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She influenced how I raise my daughter. I was fully immersed in the show when I first had her and I decided I wanted to be a Lorelai and never an Emily. My mom is an Emily.
Interesting perspective. I'm gonna have to re-watch this series fully now. I mean, I lust Lauren Graham for different reasons, but...
Never had proper time to get into it when it came out.
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So sad. I came here looking for entertaining threads to post in or at the very least read.
Holy fucking cunt pickle!
Holy fucking cunt pickle!
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http://www.microcosmologist.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Carl-Sagan-You-Are-Awesome.gif
This is the kinda thing I wanna hear my girlfriends say.
When they're not swearing like salty sailors and drunk merchant Marines. I lust that, too.
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Pedis done, feets looking and feeling great.
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http://www.microcosmologist.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Carl-Sagan-You-Are-Awesome.gif
This is the kinda thing I wanna hear my girlfriends say.
When they're not swearing like salty sailors and drunk merchant Marines. I lust that, too.
I'm smilin' all kinds of big.
Really fucking big.
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