The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[IrezumiKiss]

That's nice...

...imagine how enjoyable it is for me to read all you bozos do nothing but wallow in your own bullshit.

You got that wrong, pally...

...we're lounging in box seats over your bullshit, laughing at you!

http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/conanlaugh.gif

Keep leaking, Eyer! Three weeks to go!

 

[eyer]

Nope, ain't found no verity yet.

How 'bout some more of my bullshit while I keep stalling?

.....

 

[IrezumiKiss]

.....

Translation:

"Less than three weeks to go!

Grace couldn't save me now!"

http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/conanlaugh.gif

 

[Queersetti]

That's nice...

...imagine how enjoyable it is for me to read all you bozos do nothing but wallow in your own bullshit.

Yeah, it really comes off as if you're Mister Happy Go Lucky.

 

[Wings]

I forget what it was I needed backup for.


In other news, it's as cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra this morning.




You know, I've known some witches and they weren't all that cold, comparatively.

 

[pete]

You know, I've known some witches and they weren't all that cold, comparatively.

physically, or emotionally?

 

[Pookie]

Yeah, it really comes off as if you're Mister Happy Go Lucky.

He gets invited to all the cool parties.

 

[Wings]

physically, or emotionally?

Most are super warm emotionally.

 

[Wings]

Sitting across from this group of three guys and when I sat down in my seat I instantly thought "cops or career military". It's the hair, how they scan everyone who is around us and how they sit.


20 minutes into our train ride the youngest one caught my eye and I asked him, police or military?

Turns out they are both. They have meetings downtown all week.

 

[Lorilei]

I forget what it was I needed backup for.


In other news, it's as cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra this morning.




You know, I've known some witches and they weren't all that cold, comparatively.

Yeah, but you forgot the "doing push-ups in the snow" part. That's what makes them cold!

 

[1HF]

That was unexpected.. And seems a little soon. Oh well, fuck it.

It's cold this morning!

We are supposed to get an awesome storm Wednesday through Friday. I can't wait! I want to play in it.

Feeling better for now

 

[Wings]

Yeah, but you forgot the "doing push-ups in the snow" part. That's what makes them cold!

I wasn't aware of that part of the ceremony. The things you learn...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Poor Eeyore the Grace-less.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Only evil witches that practice the dark arts have cold tits.

Me being a good witch, I always have nice warm nipples.

 

[Lorilei]

I wasn't aware of that part of the ceremony. The things you learn...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptp0wk3TW1qc9ljx.gif

 

[trysail]

Sitting across from this group of three guys and when I sat down in my seat I instantly thought "cops or career military". It's the hair, how they scan everyone who is around us and how they sit.


20 minutes into our train ride the youngest one caught my eye and I asked him, police or military?

Turns out they are both. They have meetings downtown all week.

I'll never forget the feeling one gets when attending an Army-Navy football game.

The contrast between the crowd that attends every other football game (be it high school, college or professional) and that one is stark and palpable. At the Army-Navy game, you know you're amongst a very special bunch.

You're surrounded by "The Right Stuff."


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[spacekowboy]

I look like a total hipster douchebag right now.

 

[NHKitty]

.........

 

[Jennifer]

A brass bra must be incredibly heavy to wear, cold tits or not.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I never contemplated the idea that the phrase " sheep dressed as lamb," could be applied to a male person.

Ram dressed as lamb?

 

[dolf]

I never contemplated the idea that the phrase " sheep dressed as lamb," could be applied to a male person.

Ram dressed as lamb?

'mutton dressed as lamb'

the brit version (and by that I mean the right version) sounds better.

 

[multitalentman]

A brass bra must be incredibly heavy to wear, cold tits or not.

That would depend on if it were cast solid or crafted as chain mail. I prefer the latter.

https://encrypted-tbn3.***********/...k7sFgOhOba-z87MzmhmjCWzYBrl8A_QKcxt_eydscVyqZ

 

[ryan8558]

That would depend on if it were cast solid or crafted as chain mail. I prefer the latter.

https://encrypted-tbn3.***********/...k7sFgOhOba-z87MzmhmjCWzYBrl8A_QKcxt_eydscVyqZ

After a while wouldn't that turn your tits green?

 

[multitalentman]

After a while wouldn't that turn your tits green?

That's probably why Only witches are described as wearing them. Aren't they already green anyway? lol

 

[ryan8558]

That's probably why Only witches are described as wearing them. Aren't they already green anyway? lol

Good point!!