The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[cowslinger64]

aieeeeee! Now, I want Sobranies and a reprint of Whipping Post.
(Cannot get Sobrainies, anymore. USA does not allow the import.)

Whipping Post - ABB

 

[neci]

I'm just a few ounces of Gin and Vermouth away from a Gibson.

dammit, man.

now i'm thirsty.

 

[DesEsseintes]

dammit, man.

now i'm thirsty.

I wonder if he offers himself as a frosted rimmy?

 

[Mr Noone]

You sound like Oscar Wilde. Are you lying on a chaise longue right now, smoking Sobranies through a twelve inch amber cigarette holder?

And if not, why not?

Nah, I'm just an old fart with my Pall Malls and a tumbler of Bushmills. Not enough of an æsthete to mimic the Quare in the Square.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Nah, I'm just an old fart with my Pall Malls and a tumbler of Bushmills. Not enough of an æsthete to mimic the Quare in the Square.

You could be a good cut-price Behan, though. The Roaring Boy of Lit.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

John Nettles is priming the WGBH fundraising pump.
His voice! yum

 

[Mr Noone]

You could be a good cut-price Behan, though. The Roaring Boy of Lit.

I wouldn't wish that on anyone. No Borstal for me.

What was it Bogart said to Peter Lorie in "Casablanca"?

Ugarte: Rick, think of all the poor devils who can't meet Renault's price. I get it for them for half. Is that so... parasitic?
Rick: I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.

(Of course I had to look it up. Amazing this internets.)

 

[Wings]

Eyer knows all about bitter, pay him no mind

 

[RobDownSouth]

(Of course I had to look it up. Amazing this internets.)

Dayum, and here you had me genuinely impressed with your movie trivia skillz until I read this disclaimer!!

 

[Mr Noone]

Dayum, and here you had me genuinely impressed with your movie trivia skillz until I read this disclaimer!!

I remembered the "cut rate" line, but not the exact quote.

 

[yossi]

Peanut butter thumbprint with strawberry preserves just went into the oven. I hope they taste as good as they look.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Eyer knows all about bitter, pay him no mind

He's fucking losing it.

I mean, Mississippi GOTT DAYUM.

That bitch's acid over all this political board shit makes my piss after five straight hours of drankin' on Tuesday party nights smell like Country Time Lemonade!

http://media.tumblr.com/43f9ad61810fd4aaf6aeeccb0f0afdc8/tumblr_inline_ncu77nYUZ11qajehj.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

Larry is making me exercise and I'm sore.

 

[eyer]

Eyer knows all about bitter...

I most definitely first-hand do in exact accordance with what I posted.

If you can dispel the truth of my experience, or the devastating effect of hate divorced parents can inflict upon their children...

...man-up for a change and take a shot, playgrounder.

 

[eyer]

Wow. Thank you.

ETA: Your mother should have late term aborted you.

When your hate shows up in another dead Columbine kid...

...cry extra hard for the cameras, eh?

 

[eyer]

holy fuck.

i knew there was a good reason i put that ignorant piece of rancid dog shit on ignore.

its one thing to live a life of colossal stupidity, its quite another live one filled to the ears with abject bitterness and self-loathing. somehow eyesore has managed to accomplish both.

Nice twat, petey.

 

[bluebell]

Mash face baby.
Mash face, baby.
Mash face, baby!

Once again a situation where improper punctuation could mean the difference between a visual appraisal of an ugly baby, a sexual encounter that might get weird really fast, or possibly a spouse who is overly-enamored with sitcoms.

 

[bluebell]

Poor Amicus. I am sad for your brokenness.

 

[Killswitch]

I'm hooked on this stupid show Ninety Day Fiance.

lol

 

[pete]

Eyer knows all about bitter, pay him no mind

well he's on iggy so that helps.

 

[yossi]

 

[Jennifer]

When your hate shows up in another dead Columbine kid...

...cry extra hard for the cameras, eh?

I won't cry at all. My children think that my ex and I are good friends.
It's called co-parenting and there are classes on how to do it effectively. But I don't think that you know anything about class, eh?

 

[Killswitch]

What did you use to make them stick like that?

 

[bluebell]

I'm hooked on this stupid show Ninety Day Fiance.

lol

Haha! TLC always gets ya one way or another. I catch myself watching it sometimes, too. Some of those people are unreal.

 

[Killswitch]

Haha! TLC always gets ya one way or another. I catch myself watching it sometimes, too. Some of those people are unreal.

I watched six episodes in a row with my girlfriend on Saturday. I missed last nights zode and had to catch it on you tube....lol

I remember me and a bud got hooked on General Hospital for a season back in the Luke and laura days....hehe