The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[Fata Morgana]

Boy am I glad I don't work or move in the same circles as you in real life. You're a sanctimonious old cow that's for sure. And a broken fucking record.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dogs do not have many advantages over people, but one of them is extremely important: euthanasia is not forbidden by law in their case; animals have the right to a merciful death.

Milan Kundera

 

[phantom4533]

And they can lick their own balls.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That Commander Riker really needs to learn to keep it in his pants.

 

[JohnnySavage]

What's for dinner?

 

[kbate]

This might sound vulgar and crass, but I'm full-on shitting my pants about that right now.

Figuratively speaking, of course.

Turns out, the additional weight of the lander has altered the orbit of the comet and now it is on a course to strike the earth.

I blame dolf.

 

[phantom4533]

What's for dinner?

Rye whiskey here.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Rye whiskey here.

Other than an occasional bottle or two of wine, I don't drink

 

[dolf]

Turns out, the additional weight of the lander has altered the orbit of the comet and now it is on a course to strike the earth.

I blame dolf.

lies! it was the gravitational pull o my arse.

 

[NHKitty]

What's for dinner?

Beef.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I may just have some tater tots

 

[phantom4533]

I may just have some tater tots

Bake them with a brown sugar and whiskey glaze. It did wonders for the thick cut bacon. In fact, why don't you wrap the tater tots in bacon.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

For Laurel since she loves cats

http://33.media.tumblr.com/2d9aeff7aebbd4dcfe5be06cb0721299/tumblr_n7xbu0YiS01smy9ueo1_400.gif

 

[Garnate]

For Laurel since she loves cats

http://33.media.tumblr.com/2d9aeff7aebbd4dcfe5be06cb0721299/tumblr_n7xbu0YiS01smy9ueo1_400.gif

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AND WHY AM I TURNED ON?

 

[Garnate]

I only came in here to tell Neci that I love her av and I get an eyeful of I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Something ominous ? Headed for the sun? wheeee

(Would have been more useful, if they included a self destruct button.)

#Philae2014

Billion dollar baby.

Another shirtsleeves day, in Boston. I

It is going to hurt, when the temps drop like a rock.

 

[1HF]

Fuck. It's chaos in here. Too many feelings. Urge to run at an all time high.. Walk is better choice.

You are beautiful. Inside and out. Hang in there. It'll be ok.

This gloomy weather is amazing. I love this time of year.

 

[neci]

I only came in here to tell Neci that I love her av and I get an eyeful of I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW.

*muah!*

this one's for you.

http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/catblocked.gif?w=780

 

[Wings]

I've been awake far too long and I can't wait to collapse on my bed and watch Netflix.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Trying to pull myself out of my zone of absolute domestic bliss and comfort so I can enter the meat world of other humans and traipse into the city just to see Big Hero 6.

I got a plush bed, sweet dranks, homemade pizza, ain't got no pants on...why do I have to go outside?

 

[dolf]

I have found a distraction.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Go there, now! Before it gets too frickin' cold.

 

[Noor]

if anyone is out riding a comet right now, it's him.

 

[Noor]

I have found a distraction.

A distraction is always a good thing, is he cute?

 

[dolf]

A distraction is always a good thing, is he cute?

Noor! are you assuming that i'm window shopping for attractive, muscular, subby boys? that I would alleviate both frustration and boredom by finding someone to humour me and pander to my very fickle whim?? shame on you!

...I may get bored of this. I may not.