Dear Laurel

[Saint Peter]

Which one?

The pussy!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

It sounds like it belongs to this guy.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/189wpb231jd3ojpg/ku-medium.jpg

it was from my days in the donkey show bro!

Stew

 

[Laurel]

The pussy!

That's not a very nice thing to say.

it was from my days in the donkey show bro!

Stew

Do they even have bros at the donkey show?

 

[Saint Peter]

That's not a very nice thing to say.



Do they even have bros at the donkey show?

Fluffers!

 

[Saint Peter]

The bros, not the cat.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Fluffers!

did you ever retire bro?

Stew

 

[Saint Peter]

did you ever retire boss?

Stew

Not yet.

You are on in five.

 

[Laurel]

The bros, not the cat.

*phew* My ban finger got itchy for a minute...

 

[Saint Peter]

*phew* My ban finger got itchy for a minute...

So did mine.

 

[PayDay]

Do they even have bros at the donkey show?

FYI: The short answer apparently is: 'maybe'

#1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAMdY4Vk0R4
#2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNB-m48TlbI
#3 http://www.anyclip.com/movies/clerks-ii/vfsc2Y4Jmhtmb/cast/
#4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc6S8U-cZk0

 

[1HF]

I was trying to think of someone with a big enough bee-hole to accommodate my gnarly 9"s of steeel.

Not someone who is a big enough bee-hole. That's easy.



Torn? Was it my 9"s? Sorry.

Chocolate is always the answer.



Heyyy now...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/189wpb231jd3ojpg/ku-medium.jpg

My poor butthole couldn't take the 9" of steel

Chocolate it is!

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Can a cat jump out of the two story window onto grass and not get hurt?

Also why would a cat do that?

~Noor

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dear Laurel,
Can you please change 1HF to 1HotFlash?
Thanks!

 

[doctor_insanus]

My poor butthole couldn't take the 9" of steel

Chocolate it is!

Tell us more about your butthole.

http://media2.giphy.com/media/AToqINiV1tdUQ/200_s.gif

I'll say the magic word!

 

[Jennifer]

My poor butthole couldn't take the 9" of steel

Chocolate it is!

We are putting chocolate in your butthole?

You can skip the shower before I rim you. (My fave is dark, FYI)

 

[doctor_insanus]

We are putting chocolate in your butthole?

You can skip the shower before I rim you. (My fave is dark, FYI)

Awww hell yeah.

 

[Jennifer]

Awww hell yeah.

Doctor, I am waiting for you to DP Heather whats her name in the other thread. Please check that thread.
Mike is still pissing himself

 

[spacekowboy]

Someone say DPing is happening??

 

[doctor_insanus]

We're pulling a train on Heathyr Hoffman.

And newgirl is eating chocolate out of 1HF's butthole.

It's a glorious day!

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh gotta be a mike Yates thing. That's why I didn't see it.

 

[1HF]

We are putting chocolate in your butthole?

You can skip the shower before I rim you. (My fave is dark, FYI)

Taken out of context that does sound odd...

Oh well, let's do it. Dark chocolate ass, comin up.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Yesssssss

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/the-smile-man-willen-dafoe-creepy.gif

 

[Jennifer]

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/the-smile-man-willen-dafoe-creepy.gif

I am REALLY busy today. Sitting on keanu's face, DPing Heather, and rimming the chocolate out of 1HF.

I fucking love Mondays!!!

And that gif makes me almost wet myself every time. Love it.

SKB, check out the Yates thread. You will be pleasantly surprised.

 

[Garnate]

This is a good thread.

 

[scrymettet]

...

Chocolate is always the answer.

Amen, Sister, Amen