The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

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I am presently arguing with a self-described anarcho-syndicalist, and I find myself wishing to suggest that the speaker's understanding of politics may be somewhat dated for contemporary matters. I mean, what the fuck? Is this 1915 again? Has there been a fire in a garment-factory? Next we're going to be discussing the evils of the Transcontinental Railroad. I'm talking Koch, and you're talking fucking Rockefeller.

How can you put the triangle shirtwaist factory fire in the same paragraph with the "evils" of the Transcontinental Railroad?
Women were locked in the factory and left to burn to death.
 


I could never be an actor for the simple reason that I'd never be able to repeat the lines without bursting into laughter at Hollywood's complete divorce from reality.

Winona Ryder, Christopher Walkden, Bill Nighy and Helena Bonham Carter— is that the best you can do?

What a waste! What a farce!


 
Lions next two games are on the road against Arizona and New England.

Yikes.

Do football players still celebrate... each and every time they make a tackle? I saw a video of some guy celebrating as he was making a touchdown, except he dropped the ball before reaching the end zone. The other team ended up grabbing the ball and ran about 90 yards for a touchdown. It may have been college football, but I see that crap at the professional level too.
 


I could never be an actor for the simple reason that I'd never be able to repeat the lines without bursting into laughter at Hollywood's complete divorce from reality.

Winona Ryder, Christopher Walkden, Bill Nighy and Helena Bonham Carter— is that the best you can do?

What a waste! What a farce!



There's nothing wrong with that lineup.

Could use a little more cowbell, though.
 
Do football players still celebrate... each and every time they make a tackle? I saw a video of some guy celebrating as he was making a touchdown, except he dropped the ball before reaching the end zone. The other team ended up grabbing the ball and ran about 90 yards for a touchdown. It may have been college football, but I see that crap at the professional level too.

that stuff is funny as hell, because they are always told to finish the play
 
How can you put the triangle shirtwaist factory fire in the same paragraph with the "evils" of the Transcontinental Railroad?
Women were locked in the factory and left to burn to death.

Not disputing that, and not assuming parity. Comic exaggeration, though dark, but nothing more. My apologies.
 
Do football players still celebrate... each and every time they make a tackle? I saw a video of some guy celebrating as he was making a touchdown, except he dropped the ball before reaching the end zone. The other team ended up grabbing the ball and ran about 90 yards for a touchdown. It may have been college football, but I see that crap at the professional level too.

Yes they do.
 
The Walking Dead and one last weekend romp. I almost feel human again.


Also, did the JAJ get any birthday love here? FB says I missed it this year...
 
that stuff is funny as hell, because they are always told to finish the play

It's only funny when they end up screwing themselves over, but when they beat their chests like gorillas after making a less-than-decent tackle, and their team is down by 500 points... I find it difficult to get psyched up.
 
I could never be an actor for the simple reason that I'd never be able to repeat the lines without bursting into laughter at Hollywood's complete divorce from reality.

get a clue, dude. acting is make-believe, aka a divorce from reality
 
It's only funny when they end up screwing themselves over, but when they beat their chests like gorillas after making a less-than-decent tackle, and their team is down by 500 points... I find it difficult to get psyched up.

its called pride i guess, like this is why i should be paid the big bucks
 
You can be proud of your team, but it's another thing entirely when you prance around and say, "Look at me! Look at what I just did."
 
Do football players still celebrate... each and every time they make a tackle? I saw a video of some guy celebrating as he was making a touchdown, except he dropped the ball before reaching the end zone. The other team ended up grabbing the ball and ran about 90 yards for a touchdown. It may have been college football, but I see that crap at the professional level too.

Yeah I saw that too.

They have a commercial now starring an ex football player who goes into an end zone dance when they call his number at the deli counter.

lol
 
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