The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[bg23]

no but now i can't sleep cos if i do then i will be just fuccccccked.

 

[JohnnySavage]

no but now i can't sleep cos if i do then i will be just fuccccccked.

Hold out for a few hours and then it will be nap time

 

[TwinkleStars]

*le sighs*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

So much of applied feminism, as it pertains to men, can be condensed down to one simple rule: "Don't be that guy."

And yet, inexorably, there will always be guys that will be that guy. Just to be that guy.

 

[Learnsmith]

And yet, inexorably, there will always be guys that will be that guy. Just to be that guy.

And fuck that guy.

 

[Brollyanna]

You're a sweetheart.

I'm just calling it as I see it

Idn't she tho? And lovely to boot.

Yes, kitty mama

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/dxhtvk/suppressing-the-vote

 

[JohnnySavage]

That J. Lo is one beautiful woman.

 

[neci]

i could go very in your face, upfront, reality crude right now, but i will hold my breath. my minimal peace was said, and they can google the rest. i don't want a fight. i just want them thinking. for now. i don't think their brains have been exercised in a while.

 

[Amy_K]

i could go very in your face, upfront, reality crude right now, but i will hold my breath. my minimal peace was said, and they can google the rest. i don't want a fight. i just want them thinking. for now. i don't think their brains have been exercised in a while.

MEOW!

 

[dolf]

no but now i can't sleep cos if i do then i will be just fuccccccked.

somnophila? *fap*

 

[bg23]

hahahahaha

no but i got banged at 4 am this morning tho!


i am going to drag him out to go vote, maybe being out of the house away from comfortable bed will keep me awake

 

[Wings]

Good lord. I'm so not in the mood for the pity party you are throwing.

 

[1HF]

I know this is probably a terrible idea, but why not?

My night did not include enough sleep.

Snowflakes make me smile.

Ahhhhh coffee.

 

[neci]

MEOW!

i just told another person off. completely separate case. the full moon is not for two whole days! i need to log off the internets, except the GB. it may be the only safe place for me.

 

[dolf]

hahahahaha

no but i got banged at 4 am this morning tho!


i am going to drag him out to go vote, maybe being out of the house away from comfortable bed will keep me awake

*envy*

vote for whoever has the worst hair.

 

[Wings]

Neci is hot in any mood she's in.

 

[neci]

i'm in a great mood! people are just being idiots, and i am telling them so.

someone is going to try and kick my ass soon. i can feel it.

also, i want 1HF's snowflakes.

 

[dolf]

it irritates me to see people I like and respect fall for a charm offensive.
especially when the idiocy and ugliness behind it is so very clear to see.

 

[1HF]

If you keep sharing my true colors I'll never get laid!

 

[Amy_K]

it irritates me to see people I like and respect fall for a charm offensive.
especially when the idiocy and ugliness behind it is so very clear to see.

I get that feeling a lot whenever one of the guys in our circle of friends introduces a new girl that you already know is a bitch. And she puts on her fake face around him, just to make you out to be a liar. The truth always comes out in the end though.

 

[Laurel]

One day I will slice one of my fingers off while cutting up food in the kitchen.

It didn't happen right now while cutting up a pear because I awoke from my spacing-out just in time, but it will happen.

One day I'll be here typing with 9 fingers. 8 if I totally boff it.

 

[phantom4533]

One day I will slice one of my fingers off while cutting up food in the kitchen.

It didn't happen right now while cutting up a pear because I awoke from my spacing-out just in time, but it will happen.

One day I'll be here typing with 9 fingers. 8 if I totally boff it.

You haven't lived until you've grated a knuckle while grating potatoes.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

One day I will slice one of my fingers off while cutting up food in the kitchen.

It didn't happen right now while cutting up a pear because I awoke from my spacing-out just in time, but it will happen.

One day I'll be here typing with 9 fingers. 8 if I totally boff it.

eased t eet y aure br!

Stew

 

[trysail]

One day I will slice one of my fingers off while cutting up food in the kitchen.

It didn't happen right now while cutting up a pear because I awoke from my spacing-out just in time, but it will happen.

One day I'll be here typing with 9 fingers. 8 if I totally boff it.

I remember watching my mother slice up potatoes in order to make REAL mashed potatoes and marveling that she didn't cut off a finger. The same was true when she sliced tomatoes.

We were taught that, when slicing, you should ALWAYS have the knife blade facing away from you.

Why is it that women slice with the knife blade facing their fingers?

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