The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[MonaLittle]

I'm imagining the box trembling and squeaking as dozens of starving desperate mice begin chewing at the insides of the box and each other.

Oh good gawd that thought is repulsive. I would faint if I stumbled upon something like that left on my front porch.

 

[dolf]

I wish you had been one of my roomies back then. We needed your brilliant, cunning mind.

i'm evil. it's endearing.

 

[trysail]

the comment, silly

I was pretty sure that was the case but it's important to me to remove ambiguity whenever possible. Life is so full of it that getting rid of even a little is very satisfying.




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[Learnsmith]

Oh good gawd that thought is repulsive. I would faint if I stumbled upon something like that left on my front porch.

Some Edgar Allen Poe shit right there. Or what was that movie they remade a few years ago, with Crispin Glover? "Willard," I believe? Yeah.

 

[dolf]

I was pretty sure that was the case but it's important to me to remove ambiguity whenever possible. Life is so full of it that getting rid of even a little is very satisfying.




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so... you just told me that ambiguity niggles you.

 

[evesdream]

Oh good gawd that thought is repulsive. I would faint if I stumbled upon something like that left on my front porch.

My good turn for the day is not telling Mona about "rat kings".

 

[evesdream]

Educational link for everyone (except Mona)

 

[Learnsmith]

My good turn for the day is not telling Mona about "rat kings".

Ooo, good one.

 

[trysail]

I fully understand the aversion to rats. But mice? Really?

Now don't get me wrong, there's a big difference between one or two and an infestation. One or two shouldn't bother anybody. Besides, the l'il fellers are kind of cute— and, god knows, they are timid creatures.

They're just trying to keep from freezing to death through the winter.




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[Laurel]

Educational link for everyone (except Mona)

OMG I know about rat kings! They fascinate and horrify me.

 

[Wings]

Okay, I'll send them over to your house to poop in your bathroom drawers.

 

[trysail]

Okay, I'll send them over to your house to poop in your bathroom drawers.

Ineffective house training— every responsible owner knows that they should be taught to stay in the basement.


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[Bacigalupo]

My good turn for the day is not telling Mona about "rat kings".

http://splitlipcomic.com/comic/long-live-the-king/

 

[neci]

we get those nasty fuckers in the garage. it is detached from the house, and the dog is trained to hunt them. if you whisper rata to him, he goes into terrier hunting mode. they normally don't make it inside. i think it's time to call the exterminator again.

 

[evesdream]

Ooo, good one.

OMG I know about rat kings! They fascinate and horrify me.

I don't think I could have been more horrified and disgusted when I heard about them. The only thing worse would be opening a nice big box of them. Or stumbling on the squirming screaming mass of them while cleaning out the basement or something.

http://splitlipcomic.com/comic/long-live-the-king/

Oh my god! Very "Tales from the Crypt".

 

[Fata Morgana]

Educational link for everyone (except Mona)

Fuck me rigid.

Never heard of that. Rats don't bother me but that's horrific. Can't believe in all the horror books I've read that hasn't cropped up before.

 

[Amy_K]

A girlfriend of mine gave me a Kama Sutra Connect-the-dots page. I always suck at those things, it came out looking like Kali rolling down a hill.

 

[Lorilei]

I am not clicking that link. I'm going to have nightmares as it is.

 

[RobDownSouth]

oh, good god, that would freak me out. i just discovered a hole in my wall. a hole. WTF? a small one, but a hole! the kids said it must be a mouse. damn rats are about to die.

I was in a hotel bathroom in Birmingham, Alabama once, taking a large vetteman. Little tiny snowflake looking things started coming down inside the bathroom. I looked up and saw a mouse chewing a hole in the ceiling, looking down at me.

 

[Sunshine]

Well, at least you know where it was. This one is smart, the cats aren't allowed in my bedroom/bathroom so of course that's where this little thing is hanging out. Ugh. Gross.



Gross! I hate mice in the house. Hate it. I swear they always show up when I start turning the fireplace on at night.

I have a hard time hating mice. We had one years ago living in an apartment that was actually a horse barn. I could see his whiskers poking out from under the radiator each morning as I went pee. I just didn't have the heart to set a trap. We had a cat then as well. What's up with that? meanwhile, kitty is killing things outside....

 

[MonaLittle]

Some Edgar Allen Poe shit right there. Or what was that movie they remade a few years ago, with Crispin Glover? "Willard," I believe? Yeah.

Ohh Edgar Allen Poe has always fascinated me. Even tho the stories of his Drunkenness and insanity were exaggerated, there was something dark about him.
The movie "Willard" - I missed that one. Given my fear of mice/rats, Im not sure if I would have enjoyed it.

My good turn for the day is not telling Mona about "rat kings".

Educational link for everyone (except Mona)

OMG - You knew I'd click the link out of pure curiosity. I have never heard of that before. Sickening. Repulsive. Such nasty little creatures.

 

[evesdream]

OMG - You knew I'd click the link out of pure curiosity. I have never heard of that before. Sickening. Repulsive. Such nasty little creatures.

I'm sorry, I'm evil after all. I did resist posting a photo of it labelled "Mona, don't click!"

 

[MonaLittle]

I'm sorry, I'm evil after all. I did resist posting a photo of it labelled "Mona, don't click!"

 

[Killswitch]

Did you go down and see that skywalk last night Mona?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just went out and bought a new (computer) mouse. I had one of those little tiny lap top mouses that kept double clicking stuff, and the battery went dead at least once a month.

So I got this full size one and it feels so different in my paw.

It's like changing from right hand to left hand when pleasuring myself.


I also got a burger at Five Guys.