The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[Garnate]

Hopefully it's yourself.

I've told you before; I will beat a cripple.

 

[dolf]

You telling me that if you had me in a bathtub, knees bent under my chin while you wash my hair, you WOULDN'T try to drown me? Because no one would blame you for at least trying.

I was thinking more if I had you in bed, naked, with your face betwixt my thighs.

 

[Disgustipated]

I've told you before; I will beat a cripple.

She's crippled AND boring?

 

[Garnate]

I was thinking more if I had you in bed, naked, with your face betwixt my thighs.

I'm glad I'm not the only one daydreaming about that.

She's crippled AND boring?

It is so on now.

 

[trysail]

Body Mass Index ("BMI") Calculator:


http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html


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[dolf]

Body Mass Index ("BMI") Calculator:


http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html


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are you saying my bum looks big?

 

[thør]

Body Mass Index ("BMI") Calculator:


http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html


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Have a Cheeseburger with that, and some grease sticks (aka fries).

 

[Killswitch]

I always buy Blue Buffalo Wilderness food for the cats and dogs. Usually Chicken or Real Beef Flavor.

Is it wrong to feed them food with natural Rabbits? lol

I never knew they had such a thing.

http://www.petco.com/assets/product_images/8/840243109623C.jpg

 

[trysail]

are you saying my bum looks big?

I can see how you might have gotten that impression. Nothing could be further from the truth. That's a rather unfortunate concatenation of the BMI URL upthread, isn't it? It is suggestive of a link to an "ass calculator."


P.S., yer bum is delightful.



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[thør]

I always buy Blue Buffalo Wilderness food for the cats and dogs. Usually Chicken or Real Beef Flavor.

Is it wrong to feed them food with natural Rabbits? lol

I never knew they had such a thing.

http://www.petco.com/assets/product_images/8/840243109623C.jpg

A friend used to hunt jackrabbits for the mink farms in Wyoming back in the 60's.

Here, it's not legal to sell meat obtained by hunting.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10358125_682839915148641_5496518172447688664_n.jpg?oh=9bb83e0a78f701f5eeb02d96281e5a0c&oe=54E0B050&__gda__=1425125864_26c9e1c4d7ec67f1180f2d1c0d1cd59a

 

[lovetoread]

Wells, I can now travel to the land of the leprechauns.

 

[thør]

Wells, I can now travel to the land of the leprechauns.

Congratulations.......you have papers!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Oh noes! Please do not get bodysnatched by the podpeople!

 

[Equinoxe]

Oh noes! Please do not get bodysnatched by the podpeople!

Don't be silly. There are no such thing as pod people. Pod people are a myth. And even if they did exist, there certainly aren't any here. I mean, of course not. That would be ridiculous claim and I don't know why anyone would make it. I, for one, won't listen to people making nonsensical claims about pod people.

 

[kbate]

I don't see why everyone discriminates against Pod people. They have the same rights as whomever they are impersonating and it's rather horrid to deny them those rights.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*narrows eyes, and makes surreptitious facial expressions that speak of a suspicious state of mind *

 

[snugglestruggle]

I used to like Jeopardy but lately not so much.

 

[Killswitch]

I don't see why everyone discriminates against Pod people. They have the same rights as whomever they are impersonating and it's rather horrid to deny them those rights.

http://www.jahsonic.com/Invasion.jpg

 

[Equinoxe]

Look, I just don't understand why people are talking about pod people. There are no pod people. Definitely. There's absolutely no such thing as a pod person and anyone claiming that anyone is a pod person is obviously a crazy person, because there are no pod people.

No one here has been secretly replaced by a doppelgänger impersonating them. I mean—that is such a far-fetched idea—I can't imagine why anyone would even entertain the notion that someone here was replaced by a pod person after a mysterious absence. Because no one was. It would be impossible. Because there are no pod people.

No one here is a pod person and I think it's ridiculous that people keep talking about pod people. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous to think that there are pod people here. Because there aren't. I mean, no pod people.

Nope, no pod people here.

 

[Garnate]

The only one crazy enough to accuse someone else of being a pod person must be the actual pod person. Obviously.

 

[Killswitch]

http://www.pentadact.com/invasion.jpg

 

[eyer]

I can't remember a dearer subject to me once I became aware than geography, and all these years later I still don't know of one that interests me naturally more...

...yet, I am not to ashamed to admit I had no idea Burkina Faso even existed, let alone that France instigated a deadly violent coup d'état there and its chosen tool has ruled over the place for almost 30 years now.

Now the bozo has ordered a state of emergency as the parliament burns and after an Army general has declared the government and parliament dissolved...

...just because he insists on another term in office.

What is it about this place - "one of the world's poorest countries" - that France is so interested in obviously oppressing it over?

 

[Lorilei]

Wells, I can now travel to the land of the leprechauns.

Wheeeee!!!!

 

[snugglestruggle]

Wells, I can now travel to the land of the leprechauns.

As a primer, are you going to watch the movie The Quiet Man?