text-to-speech app readings of Lit posts

[Stewart_Pidd]

if you had a text-to-speech app that could use the voice of anyone famous, whose voice would you assign to what Lit members bro?

I would have the voice of Alphonso Ribeiro read the posts of smoothg103rd bro!

Stew

 

[Mr Noone]

Molly Sugdeon to read Fata. Emma Thompson for dolph.

 

[Garnate]

I would have the voice of Alphonso Ribeiro read the posts of smoothg103rd bro!

That.....is fucking brilliant bro.

 

[Garnate]

Fran Drescher as Garnate would be a whooooooole lot less funny. And that's really saying something.

 

[Phillyguy902]

if you had a text-to-speech app that could use the voice of anyone famous, whose voice would you assign to what Lit members bro?

I would have the voice of Alphonso Ribeiro read the posts of smoothg103rd bro!

Stew

When I read Smooth, I hear Chalky White, from Boardwalk Empire, or Omar from The Wire.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Gilbert Gottfried for Miles.
John Ratzenberger for Lit's #SchmottGuy, query.
Wilford Brimley for JamesBRacist

 

[Phillyguy902]

Fran Drescher as Garnate would be a whooooooole lot less funny. And that's really saying something.

Ever since you told me about reading bedtime stories as Drew Barrymore, I can't get that voice out of my head.

 

[Garnate]

Ever since you told me about reading bedtime stories as Drew Barrymore, I can't get that voice out of my head.

Drew would be perfect for me!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Sam Elliot as Bobdownsouth bro!

Stew

 

[JohnnySavage]

Diana Krall as the lovely Fata

 

[Phillyguy902]

Gwen Stefani for Laurel, singing "I'm Just A Boss."

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

the teacher from Charlie Brown as ms_ann_thrope bro!

Stew

 

[Fata Morgana]

Diana Krall as the lovely Fata

Oh Johnny. How I love thee.

 

[Phillyguy902]

the teacher from Charlie Brown as ms_ann_thrope bro!

Stew

Funny, I pictured James Earl Jones as Ms_Ann_Thrope

 

[Phillyguy902]

Diana Krall as the lovely Fata

With Kate Bush singing in the background.

 

[Fata Morgana]

With Kate Bush singing in the background.

How long lovely.

Better than the blue- rinsed dead woman with a HORRIBLE voice mentioned above.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Mr Noone - Stanley Unwin.

 

[spacekowboy]

James Earl Jones as Q

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Tom Cruise as Spacekowboy bro!

Stew

 

[spacekowboy]

Tom Cruise as Spacekowboy bro!

Stew

That's right! Ice...Man. I am dangerous.

 

[Laurel]

The Hamster Dance singer, for everyone's voices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A

 

[RobDownSouth]

The Hamster Dance singer, for everyone's voices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A

Not only "no" but "Hell NO!"

 

[Balladeer08]

That.....is fucking brilliant bro.

Couldn't agree more. Can't wait until someone builds it into the software. Shouldn't be that hard, since the poster's name is attached to the post.

Imagine the statements from any given politician, in Daffy Duck's voice!

 

[DesEsseintes]

I always imagine Thor's posts in the rich Minnesota drawl of Garrison Keilor. Fata is naturally Sharon Osborne. Garnate's posts are delivered by Scarlett Johanson.

These truths, once perceived, are undeniable. As, of course, are all the other truths uttered here.

 

[Pookie]

Seann Scott as Bo Duke for Stewart_Pidd