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Angel's Little Patch of Heaven

Guess that beats the bacon flavored spam my intern tried to get me to eat this week.... *shudders*
 
You have not lived until you have had a bacon explosion... just saying. And for the record, as a lover of bacon, and all things bacon... Bacon Spam?!?!?! Ummmmm... NO!
 
Alas, I have never experienced a bacon explosion. I'm not sure i could handle all that meat, but would certainly be willing to give it the old college try.

It could be dark chocolate flavored spam and I'd run away. There's something about the sploosh sound that stuff makes.... *shudders* If I could make that my alarm sound, I'd never have problems with the snooze button again.
 
Ahem... I just want to point out that I am using every fiber of my being not to make the obvious meat joke here... I'm sure you'd be able to tuck away a healthy loin, or even admire a well presented beefcake, not to mention how you might shoulder your way into a well dressed Chuck... but please.. please.. don't tempt me with the cheap joke. I'm only a man... :D:rose:
 
Are you sure I wasn't trying to tempt you in the first place? Not that you were all that successful in refraining yourself anyway...:p
 
I believe a wise person once said.. "At the root of all art lies... temptation." And for the record... if no one cool has said it first... I'm going to claim it now. :p
 
Since I don't have the energy today to bother looking for the reference, I'll let you claim dibs.

*takes a small Lit break before going back to her mad rummaging in her home office for her blasted missing passport*. :mad:
 
Sock drawer... it's always in the sock drawer.

You know that socks are really the larvae stage for hangers don't you? It's true... think about it... every time you lose a sock you get 3 hangers. Think about it... you'll realize there is no other explanation. :eek:
 
I wish it was that easily located. Gotta find it so I can go with the hubby on his business trip to Germany in August. Haven't been there since my father was restationed back to the states.

And I still can't find it, darnit!

*stomps her foot in frustration*
 
Bad storm in area... Awful, awful drive home. *still having flashbacks to the flash flood I got caught up in May*

Not sure if I'll be able to update any stories tonight... Darn it! :(
 
*sigh*

So after 5 weeks of being in Germany, hubby comes home from work yesterday and says that he has to go to Maryland for a week next week and is anticipating being asked to support yet another test in Georgia for two or three weeks in October.

*feels like kicking something*

So much for my girls' weekend anytime soon.

*pouting since the kids can't see me*
 
Trying to pull of a miracle tonight... TKD belt testing when I haven't been to class in 2 1/2 weeks.... :eek:
 
*raises an eyebrow while trying not to laugh*

I'm going to refrain from bonking you on the head, mister... Cuz I'm sure you didn't mean it the way it sounded...
 
Angeleyz said:
*raises an eyebrow while trying not to laugh*

I'm going to refrain from bonking you on the head, mister... Cuz I'm sure you didn't mean it the way it sounded...
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-Sitting with an attempt at puppy dog eyes and failing badly-

Would you really bonk this ol' wolf for possibly meaning it in a naughty way...hmm?:eek:

Be back soon after washing up...hopefully.
 
Dear, dear Wolfias...

*shaking her head*

Have you not heard about what a totally awful week I've had? You're lucky I didn't bonk right away for venturing onto my patch and not come bearing something sinfully chocolate... :eek:
 
With a mischievous grin producing from behind his back a double chocolate cake with fudge icing topped with strawberries-

Would sinfully chocolaty look something like this hmmm?
 
Wolfias said:
With a mischievous grin producing from behind his back a double chocolate cake with fudge icing topped with strawberries-

Would sinfully chocolaty look something like this hmmm?
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O. M. G.

*looks at the cake with an almost crazed look on her face*

After this week, I just might eat the whole thing!!! :eek:
 
Angeleyz said:
O. M. G.

*looks at the cake with an almost crazed look on her face*

After this week, I just might eat the whole thing!!! :eek:
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-Grinning at the near maniacal look in Angels eyes with a rumbling chuckle-

If I get a nice ear scratching, you can have the whole think.
 
I don't know, Wolfias... The last time I touched someone's ear, I was told I had offered to bed the guy... Although we all know what a crazy sense of humor elves have.

*looks at the chocolatey goodness with longing*

Is there some sort of lupine equivalent I should be aware of?
 
*dashes into her patch trying to tidy up, scanning the area for any loose feathers that could be used against poor, defenseless souls*
 
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