You aren't getting paid to sit on my face!

[Learnsmith]

It's more of an internship, really. But you'll get GREAT exposure, plus orgasms until you can no longer see straight. So hey

 

[spacekowboy]

I appreciate the offer, but I believe I'll pass on this particular employment opportunity.

 

[dolf]

I don't do the orgasm thing.
and if i'm sitting up I can't enjoy.
but other than that...

 

[Learnsmith]

I don't do the orgasm thing.
and if i'm sitting up I can't enjoy.
but other than that...

We can accommodate employees with specific ergonomic requirements, but you DONT DO ORGASMS?! Don't get me wrong, I don't judge, but still. My life is a lie now.

 

[Learnsmith]

I appreciate the offer, but I believe I'll pass on this particular employment opportunity.

We had decided to go with better-suited candidates anyway. Thank you for your interest.

 

[dolf]

We can accommodate employees with specific ergonomic requirements, but you DONT DO ORGASMS?! Don't get me wrong, I don't judge, but still. My life is a lie now.

I do them on my own. just not with company.

 

[lemonbread]

Hey, I might like this job. How are the promotions?

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I do them on my own. just not with company.

Is this your Halloween av?


I like your sexy side better.

 

[dolf]

Is this your Halloween av?


I like your sexy side better.

you don't think I look sexy in this av? fucker!

 

[Aphro]

I'm always available for volunteer work.

 

[kbate]

you don't think I look sexy in this av? fucker!

I think it's sexy. It's largely how I see you looking after sex with me.

 

[Jennifer]

Can I sit on my iPad and telecommute?

 

[kbate]

Can I sit on my iPad and telecommute?

kegels?

 

[Vikingstone]

kegels?

Probably an app for that somewhere.

 

[phrodeau]

Are iPad's very absorbent?

 

[Saint Peter]

Kegel the beagle?

 

[dolf]

I think it's sexy. It's largely how I see you looking after sex with me.

I just came. seriously.

 

[Jennifer]

Are iPad's very absorbent?

Probably not. Cover it in plastic wrap? Is there a waterproof cover?

 

[phrodeau]

Probably not. Cover it in plastic wrap? Is there a waterproof cover?

They were planning to produce a Max iPad, but that idea got tossed.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/03/14/report_apple_flushes_129inch_maxipad_plans/

 

[Libsam]

It's more of an internship, really. But you'll get GREAT exposure, plus orgasms until you can no longer see straight. So hey

I'd be happy to make a chairitable gift.