The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

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That wasabi you enjoyed recently was probably about as real as any Elvis seen recently in Vegas.

Indeed, you may never have had real wasabi, even if you're old enough to have seen the real Elvis, reports the Washington Post.

"What sushi restaurants actually serve alongside spicy tuna rolls is a horseradish-based concoction that is injected with green food coloring, infused with various types of mustard, and, often even, a bunch of other chemicals," writes WashPo reporter Roberto A. Ferdman.

The real deal, made from the stem of the wasabi plant, is rare, even in Japan, said Brian Oats, president of Pacific Coast Wasabi, which grows the authentic article.

Wasabi is a cousin to horseradish, since both are in the cabbage family, but they aren't the same.

The fake rate is 99 percent in North America, 95 percent in Japan, Oats told Ferdman.

Sometimes a tiny bit of the real stuff is added, maybe less than 1 percent, Oats said.

Tough to grow, true wasabi is costly. A typical ball served with sushi would sell for $3 to $5, Oats estimated.

"Wasabi powder" sold in supermarkets is often mostly a horseradish-mustard blend with perhaps some of real stuff to legitimize wording such as "made with wasabi."

Eden Organic, for example, advertises online "Wasabi Powder - Japanese horseradish," but candidly discloses the ingredients: "Horseradish, Mustard, Wasabi."

Wasabi peas, by the way, may look like they're some exotic plant part, but they're simply dried peas coated with seasoning.

The substitute "was first created in Japan, before it came to America," Hiroko Shimbo, author of The Sushi Experience. told the Post.

[Washington Post]
 
well, that explains the wasabi peas. i seriously wondered what the fuck those things were even though i kinda hated them.
 
In the Heart of the Sea: The Tragedy of the Whaleship Essex is a book by American writer Nathaniel Philbrick about the loss of the Whaleship Essex in the Pacific Ocean in 1820. The book was published by Viking Press on May 8, 2000, and won the 2000 National Book Award for Nonfiction. It is being adapted into a film of the same name, scheduled for release in 2015.



Fantastic book. Sea stories don't usually translate well into movies because... you know... it's hard to film an ocean in a studio.

But being the man of the sea that I am, I'm looking forward to it.

But being the realist that I am, I'll probably be disappointed just like I was with Master and Commander.


For most of my life, I was among a small handful of people who knew about the Essex and Owen Chase. God knows, Herman Melville was one.

Nathaniel Philbrick greatly enlarged that circle of people and (god help us) Hollywood is going to try its hand at it.

They'll fuck up the facts; they always do.


 
Every time I eat sushi, I take a taste of the Wasabi and scream out: WhaaaaSAAAbeeeeeeee


It never fails to garner smiles from the rest of the eaters in the restaurant.
 
An American tourist found himself trapped inside a bookstore in central London for two hours Thursday night after staff locked the doors without realizing he was inside. David Willis, from Dallas, Texas, alerted the Waterstones franchise that he was stranded in its Trafalgar Square branch by sending it a tweet asking "please let me out."

Lucky fucker. If it was the one on Piccadilly I'd be happy as a pig in shit. Five floors of books. :heart:
 
Leave it to my best friend to know just what to say when I'm feeling down.
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Standard Precautions!

2 out of 50+

that says something.

Go in for a hip replacement, come out with a staph infection.

That says more.
 
Someone come tell me when Pointless takes a shower, I'm sure he will inform us.
 
no, thank you. i still need to the lawn and dog thing. it's doggy haircut day, yo. why shower now when i'm just going to end up smelling like sweat (well, possibly) and dog shampoo (definitely) in an hour?
 
Woot! They are screening the documentary I wanted to see, my hard sell worked!!

Road trip starts today!

Transferred 5g of photos off my phone card today, I really had no idea we had sent so many back and forth over the year. Wow! It was a bit sad because I remember them like a journal of what was happening.

See you all on the flip side.
 
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