Why Garnate is the biggest cunt-faced whore ever..

[1HF]

Never ever click on any links she sends to "cheer you up". I went from depressed, horny and frustrated to horrified, nauseous, and wanting to stab myself in the eyes with a red hot poker in about 5 minutes.

Well done.



Please feel free to add your own experiences about this skank.

 

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[spacekowboy]

This one time, at band camp....


She fucked the football team.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

C'mon, she doesn't have a cunt-face.

 

[spacekowboy]

This other time at band camp. ...



She stuck a bassoon in her pussy.

 

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[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm afraid only Phelia is allowed to call Garnet a whore. It's that whole "nigger" thing, only in regards to whores (have to be a whore to call someone a whore).

 

[pete]

this one time, i was at a bar talking with this nice midwestern girl, we were getting along famously and i thought we might make a nice couple down the road, if things continued to go well.
i go use the bathroom for 2 minutes, and when i come back Garnate's got my girl straddling her and the biker she rode in with, 3- way kissing, tequila body shots and snorting crushed peanuts off the guys hairy gut, then they all 3 saddle up and ride out.

cock blocking bitch, man.

 

[1HF]

In regard to Garnate, I have nothing to report but I hope you're feeling better soon.

She's never given you the shaft? Cuz she has one. Thank you.

This one time, at band camp....


She fucked the football team.

Don't forget the marching band and the choir boys.

C'mon, she doesn't have a cunt-face.

Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean she doesn't have one.

 

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[1HF]

This other time at band camp. ...



She stuck a bassoon in her pussy.

At first I read this as 'baboon'. :-/

There is a suitable crevice between her tits, just sayin'.

Not the only spot...

I'm afraid only Phelia is allowed to call Garnet a whore. It's that whole "nigger" thing, only in regards to whores (have to be a whore to call someone a whore).

We whores have to stick together. We're whore-mates. Our connection is deeper than most lovers.

this one time, i was at a bar talking with this nice midwestern girl, we were getting along famously and i thought we might make a nice couple down the road, if things continued to go well.
i go use the bathroom for 2 minutes, and when i come back Garnate's got my girl straddling her and the biker she rode in with, 3- way kissing, tequila body shots and snorting crushed peanuts off the guys hairy gut, then they all 3 saddle up and ride out.

cock blocking bitch, man.

Did she have her horse tail butt plug in?

 

[spacekowboy]

Don't forget the marching band and the choir boys.

And the choir girls....and the football coach... and the custodian... and the assistant principal...

 

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[Disgustipated]

I'd never let her get that close to me in the first place. Is Luke playing like he's Garnate again? Did you hear that KR Cummings had a shaft too?

You really are a stupid son of a bitch.

 

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[IrezumiKiss]

Holy shit. Vette's all up in this thread and nipple-perky like he re-discovered his inner six year old and went on a field trip to Chuck E. Cheese's with a sack of unlimited quarters.

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[pete]

Did she have her horse tail butt plug in?

yeah, it smacked me in my tear-stained face as she spun on her 7" clear plastic high heels to leave. and then she laughed, a deep, throaty smokers cackle that transitioned into a cough midway thru

its the laugh that still haunts me.

 

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[spacekowboy]

At first I read this as 'baboon'. :-/

I'm sure she's had one of those in there at some point as well.

 

[1HF]

And the choir girls....and the football coach... and the custodian... and the assistant principal...

Don't forget the mascot, she digs a man in costume.

yeah, it smacked me in my tear-stained face as she spun on her 7" clear plastic high heels to leave. and then she laughed, a deep, throaty smokers cackle that transitioned into a cough midway thru

its the laugh that still haunts me.

I feel your pain. Let it all out, then the healing can begin..

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Holy shit. Vette's all up in this thread and nipple-perky like he re-discovered his inner six year old and went on a field trip to Chuck E. Cheese's with a sack of unlimited quarters.

that just gave me a boner bro!

Stew

 

[Skiddles2014]

She's never given you the shaft? Cuz she has one. Thank you.

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He's into that kind of thing.

 

[lemonbread]

Never ever click on any links she sends to "cheer you up". I went from depressed, horny and frustrated to horrified, nauseous, and wanting to stab myself in the eyes with a red hot poker in about 5 minutes.

Well done.



Please feel free to add your own experiences about this skank.

Heeeey. I remember you. I had an account for a while several years ago. Dont remember my screen name or anything, but some of you people were there. You were definitely one of them. You were pregnant.

 

[1HF]

He's into that kind of thing.

Kinky.

Heeeey. I remember you. I had an account for a while several years ago. Dont remember my screen name or anything, but some of you people were there. You were definitely one of them. You were pregnant.

Wow! I don't remember you or what your old screen name was either. Weird huh?