The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[NHKitty]

One of my researchers has 458 books checked out. Holy monkeys I hope he doesn't bring them all back at once!!!

 

[Noor]

Broken Leg - Day Two Diary:

Cannot take this much longer, out of movies, newspaper finished, can't get up stairs to library to get book, kindle completely discharged, haven't eaten anything.

cabin fever setting in, may have to kill and eat SO in order to survive.

was better yesterday when it was raining.

Stairs are evil, I could get up them but not down them. It was an ordeal to get out of the house because I have to go down stair.
You need a byron or something, and a bunch of strange friends. That is what I had and the time passed pretty well. Put out the word out on facebook or some where, and see if people will come by to help, entertain you and stuff.
Make a list of everything you need near you so when people are around they can set up the space for you.
By the way Goodwill has a program where they will lend you or your representative all this stuff to make your bathroom/shower/bedroom accessible free for two months. With me it made a big difference.

 

[Noor]

I will shoot any delivery man who approaches my door carrying 'tropic thunder'.

my SO is pissed that I got hurt and believes suffering is my just penance.

Don't dump them until after your leg heals, but anyone who gets pissed at you for getting hurt should be considered on probation at best.

 

[dolf]

Broken Leg - Day Two Diary:

Cannot take this much longer, out of movies, newspaper finished, can't get up stairs to library to get book, kindle completely discharged, haven't eaten anything.

cabin fever setting in, may have to kill and eat SO in order to survive.

was better yesterday when it was raining.

open the door and let the beagles devour you.
you are wounded, defective, a drain on the pack.

 

[kbate]

open the door and let the beagles devour you.
you are wounded, defective, a drain on the pack.

I miss my beagles already. haven't seen them since Monday morning, thats a record.

 

[dolf]

I miss my beagles already. haven't seen them since Monday morning, thats a record.

let them in. once your calcium is amalgamated into their bones, you'll be with them forever.

 

[kbate]

let them in. once your calcium is amalgamated into their bones, you'll be with them forever.

You know that if it was legal, I'd proudly be fed to my hounds as flesh upon my death. I just can't imagine the kennel-huntsman feeling too good about dressing that meal for them; maybe I should be a bigger bitch to him?

 

[dolf]

You know that if it was legal, I'd proudly be fed to my hounds as flesh upon my death. I just can't imagine the kennel-huntsman feeling too good about dressing that meal for them; maybe I should be a bigger bitch to him?

secretly he jacks to the idea nightly.
as do i

 

[kbate]

secretly he jacks to the idea nightly.
as do i

Good, then I don't need to be an even bigger bitch, such would be taxing.

 

[dolf]

Good, then I don't need to be an even bigger bitch, such would be taxing.

and, i suspect, impossible.

 

[kbate]

and, i suspect, impossible.

I rarely use that word when it comes to being a bitch to underlings.

Muck those stalls, clean the tack, fill the hay bags, wash the trailer, sweep the aisle, rake the gravel, fill the feed bins, wash the windows, bring in the horses, fill the water buckets, black my boots and oil my crop.... I'm on my way to town to have breakfast with some friends, call if anything goes wrong.

 

[yossi]

This is fan-fucking-tastic.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/12382b5b600bcfb240f8df52b88c512d/tumblr_nd2w54TUpb1sxqyhyo2_400.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/8696c0268cb4e29d4e89a12066c36d4d/tumblr_nd2w54TUpb1sxqyhyo1_400.gif

 

[Disgustipated]

Broken Leg - Day Two Diary:

Cannot take this much longer, out of movies, newspaper finished, can't get up stairs to library to get book, kindle completely discharged, haven't eaten anything.

cabin fever setting in, may have to kill and eat SO in order to survive.

was better yesterday when it was raining.

I broke almost everything in my ankle and dislocated it badly. Wheel chair for 3 months. A big ass plate and 6 pins. Hope you have Netflix. Good luck.

 

[Disgustipated]

Can I just say that Wat Tyler's way of spamming porn into contentious political threads is just the levity we need? I vote the man be canonized.

AJ & wat = same idiot.

 

[MonaLittle]

I broke almost everything in my ankle and dislocated it badly. Wheel chair for 3 months. A big ass plate and 6 pins. Hope you have Netflix. Good luck.

Oh wow. When was this? I hope you are feeling better now.

 

[Disgustipated]

Oh wow. When was this? I hope you are feeling better now.

Look up RAD dislocation. March 1st. I'm still not working.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I broke almost everything in my ankle and dislocated it badly. Wheel chair for 3 months. A big ass plate and 6 pins. Hope you have Netflix. Good luck.

Ouch, I did that back in 1978. Hurt like a motherfucker. My sympathies.

 

[MonaLittle]

Look up RAD dislocation. March 1st. I'm still not working.

Oh man. That stinks. I hope the remainder of your healing goes quickly and that you have a full recovery.

 

[phantom4533]

http://creativity-online.com/work/national-womens-law-center-equal-payback-project/37455

 

[Killswitch]

Oh man. That stinks. I hope the remainder of your healing goes quickly and that you have a full recovery.

You have your legs and ankles insured I hope.

 

[Disgustipated]

Oh man. That stinks. I hope the remainder of your healing goes quickly and that you have a full recovery.

Thank you, lovely.

 

[Fata Morgana]

open the door and let the beagles devour you.
you are wounded, defective, a drain on the pack.

 

[pete]

Oh man. That stinks. I hope the remainder of your healing goes quickly and that you have a full recovery.

this.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This is fan-fucking-tastic.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/12382b5b600bcfb240f8df52b88c512d/tumblr_nd2w54TUpb1sxqyhyo2_400.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/8696c0268cb4e29d4e89a12066c36d4d/tumblr_nd2w54TUpb1sxqyhyo1_400.gif

Kuntbate is whinging she's a cripple and you post dance gifs. Genius!

 

[Laurel]

We're beating that thread now! Way to go, Blurters!