The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[kbate]

would it get me tit pics? no? then hobble on.

It might get you unshaved for three days broken leg pics. drooling yet?

 

[spacekowboy]

I broke my left fibula.

It hurts.

Stephen King could have turned this into 40 pages and we all would have been riveted.


You? Notsomuch.

 

[butters]

brian cox and our wobbly pole - gyroscopic precession. i enjoy his presentations.

 

[Learnsmith]

Stephen King could have turned this into 40 pages and you would have been riveted.


You? Notsomuch.

I think she was going more for Hemingway.

 

[Sean]

Indeed you did and for that I thank you; it is good that at least one person on the GB has empathy and honest feelings. The rest of these heartless slatterns (that's fata and dolf btw) should take heed.

(Sean is beyond redemption so I won't expect him to change.)

Hey, my hilarity was totally honest.

 

[Sean]

Also, I was just about to order 500 litres of heating oil, given the fact that the temperature plummeted today, then I remembered there are at least three hardbacks I want to buy this month. Sweater time.

 

[Equinoxe]

Indeed you did and for that I thank you; it is good that at least one person on the GB has empathy and honest feelings. The rest of these heartless slatterns (that's fata and dolf btw) should take heed.

(Sean is beyond redemption so I won't expect him to change.)

Heartless slatterns indeed! Hostes humani generis.

i was mocking her affectionately.

Lies! All lies. You've revealed your true nature, lain bare for all to see. Cruel and callous. Soulless and jeering.

For shame. Shame!

 

[dolf]

It might get you unshaved for three days broken leg pics. drooling yet?

if i want to see stubbly pins, i'll take off my PJs.

 

[dolf]

Lies! All lies. You've revealed your true nature, lain bare for all to see. Cruel and callous. Soulless and jeering.

For shame. Shame!

it's endearing.

 

[Equinoxe]

it's endearing.

Hostis humani generis.

 

[kbate]

Stephen King could have turned this into 40 pages and we all would have been riveted.


You? Notsomuch.

that was just chapter 1.

Chapter 2 begins with Oxycodone, as needed.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Also, I was just about to order 500 litres of heating oil, given the fact that the temperature plummeted today, then I remembered there are at least three hardbacks I want to buy this month. Sweater time.

Wise decision making.

 

[yossi]

I could really go for some homemade chicken soup right about now.

 

[yossi]

What are hardbacks?

 

[Learnsmith]

What are hardbacks?

Isn't that just an archaic synonym of "hardcover?"

 

[Wings]

Books.

 

[Learnsmith]

Books.

Jinx.

 

[Sean]

What are hardbacks?

Isn't that just an archaic synonym of "hardcover?"

What he said. And not so much of the archaic!

 

[kbate]

Also, I was just about to order 500 litres of heating oil, given the fact that the temperature plummeted today, then I remembered there are at least three hardbacks I want to buy this month. Sweater time.

Haven't you ever heard of the Public Library? You can have it all.

 

[yossi]

Oops. Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks, guys.

 

[Sean]

Haven't you ever heard of the Public Library? You can have it all.

Armagh public library is about the size of my bathroom. And contains fewer books.

 

[Learnsmith]

What he said. And not so much of the archaic!

Well, archaic for my side of the pond. Language is fluid everywhere.

 

[lovetoread]

What he said. And not so much of the archaic!

Getting old sucks, eh?

 

[Learnsmith]

Armagh public library is about the size of my bathroom. And contains fewer books.

Dude, my neighborhood has been putting up a ton of these little "lending libraries" - basically, enclosed bookshelves where people can take or leave books as they see fit. There is of course the public city library, but it's nice to see them doing things to spruce up locally. It's pretty badass.

 

[kbate]

Armagh public library is about the size of my bathroom. And contains fewer books.

I'm sorry. I've got access to 4 county library systems from my phone and they'll all send the books to my local branch.

I get new books as soon as I type them into my "want list" and they come available. The only problem is the waiting list for good stuff.