The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[RobDownSouth]

Enjoy it while you can, bucko.

We 50-somethings certainly will. We enjoy all three minutes, every time.

 

[pointless]

I have to do the whole Empire?

don't worry. it's much smaller than it used to be.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gJ9I0UXl7i4/VDFNN3wje4I/AAAAAAACNvw/Ee7_7Em5Z9s/s1600/1plant%2Bthief.jpg

Don't make it an issue.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have to do the whole Empire?

Like Queen Victoria said, lie on your back and think of England.

Alternatively, you could count ceiling tiles......

 

[trysail]

Goddamnit all to hell. I really do not want to put away the shorts and tee shirts. Life is so much easier and comfortable when it's 85° (30° C) every day.


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[Saint Peter]

I have to do the whole Empire?

No.

Just the cunts.

 

[lovetoread]

I am ok with doing Fata.

 

[Wings]

Best. Weekend. Ever.

 

[Saint Peter]

You are the luckiest Yank ever.

 

[Saint Peter]

And you are the second luckiest Yank ever.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I am ok with doing Fata.

Sweet.

We do bookshops first, then I'll take you to the rhubarb cocktail church, then we'll do each other.

 

[Not Normal]

I bought myself a birthday cake today.

It's not my birthday, and it had someone else's name on it, but it still tastes good.

I approve of this.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Johnny's got cake?!?!?!?

 

[Fata Morgana]

They're like a pair of unneutered toms circling each other in that thread. Ears down flat, doing that sidewinder walk.

Just minus the feral cuteness.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Johnny's got cake?!?!?!?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CAKE, SAVAGE?

 

[lovetoread]

Sweet.

We do bookshops first, then I'll take you to the rhubarb cocktail church, then we'll do each other.

You made him laugh.

Oh and did you know he did not bring me the chocolate that he promised?

He left it behind when he came over, the butthead.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You made him laugh.

Oh and did you know he did not bring me the chocolate that he promised?

He left it behind when he came over, the butthead.

Oh the bellend!

 

[Sean]

You made him laugh.

Oh and did you know he did not bring me the chocolate that he promised?

He left it behind when he came over, the butthead.

In my defence, I did eat it in front of you on Skype so at least you could see me enjoying it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CAKE, SAVAGE?

 

[Fata Morgana]

In my defence, I did eat it in front of you on Skype so at least you could see me enjoying it.

Fuck me up til Christmas!!! She must be keen on you not to have your cock on a stick for that move.

LTR, the ONLY way to make amends for this faux pas would be to take you wearing a kilt.

 

[Saint Peter]

I will give you a dollar seventy five to come play with me on Lit!

 

[MonaLittle]

I will give you a dollar to come play with me on Lit!

Make it $1.50 and you've got a deal.

 

[Saint Peter]

Make it $1.50 and you've got a deal.

$$$

 

[Fata Morgana]

Make it $1.50 and you've got a deal.

Hey how was Gone Girl?

 

[Saint Peter]

This is up.

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This is down.


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