Suggest a new Lit function

[janeyl]

Also a "read yer damn pm's, woman!" emote

I'm cooking! I have a love that surpasseth all understanding for chorizo and have just found a pepper at the bottom of the fridge so am jambalaying...mind you, there's so much chorizo in it, I'm seriously unsure it would pass for even vaguely authentic...

 

[DesEsseintes]

An emoticon blocker.

A function that automatically blocked ungrammatical or poorly spelled posts.

Auto-style - so that one's posts could be subtly altered to reflect a range of pre-set places and periods. This post, for example, would appear in 34th century Faroese.

Slightly more seriously - some sort of ping that told one when a thread one had contributed to had been updated, without having to go into PMS, sent items, my icon view previous posts and trawling. (Yes, I'm sure there is already a less laborious way. No, I don't want to know about it. I demand a ping.)

An off-topic graphic that caused such posts to burst into flame and shrivel, dropping a shower of pepper and salt ash across the screen.

I'm sure there are more, but that will do for now.

(Obviously I love this place exactly as it is, Laurel and Manu, wouldn't change a thing for the world, thanks for letting me stay, love what you've done with the dining room, etc, etc.)

 

[decargsiD]

A button where people could self-label their posts as troll material.

And an emoticon that indicates an urgent need for a duel.

 

[decargsiD]

hi, i'm elli

politely extends hand.

Howdoyoudo?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm cooking! I have a love that surpasseth all understanding for chorizo and have just found a pepper at the bottom of the fridge so am jambalaying...mind you, there's so much chorizo in it, I'm seriously unsure it would pass for even vaguely authentic...

Have you cooked Nigel Slater's kale with chorizo and whole almonds? It actually makes kale edible.

Good evening, by the way - I don't think we've been formally introduced. Des Esseintes, XVeme Duc, at your eternal service. Sorry to criticize kale - as a Lincolnshire denizen I am sure you love it with a quite unhealthy passion, but it never did anything for me until I added God's own sausage to it.

 

[MSH2]

I'm cooking! I have a love that surpasseth all understanding for chorizo and have just found a pepper at the bottom of the fridge so am jambalaying...mind you, there's so much chorizo in it, I'm seriously unsure it would pass for even vaguely authentic...

Speak not temptations name! I love thatr stuff but shouldnt eat it, trying to be a good boy and be healthy and,,,,,,,,,,,,, damnit, now I need chorizo

 

[elli1]

politely extends hand.

Howdoyoudo?

*shakes hand* not bad.

*sees honey looking at her with a stern face*

ehm, thanks.

*honey still staring*

how are you?

 

[decargsiD]

(Yes, I'm sure there is already a less laborious way. No, I don't want to know about it. I demand a ping.)

I'm actually slightly disenchanted by the thought of Lit having access to my computer's audio systems. In fact, very much so. Voice threads and audio threads accidentally, randomly playing erotic audio samplings because of a programming error?

No thank you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

politely extends hand.

Howdoyoudo?

*pats you on the back*

see? that wasn't so hard, now was it?

i told you she was fine.

good job.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm actually slightly disenchanted by the thought of Lit having access to my computer's audio systems. In fact, very much so. Voice threads and audio threads accidentally, randomly playing erotic audio samplings because of a programming error?

No thank you.

You don't have to thank me.

 

[decargsiD]

*shakes hand* not bad.

*sees honey looking at her with a stern face*

ehm, thanks.

*honey still staring*

how are you?

*mumbles a polite, muted vaguery and disengages to a respectable distance*

 

[elli1]

i told you she was fine.

fine? fuck off

 

[JeffVal1989]

1) Troll Filter

2) Thread Anti-Hijacking capabilities

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A function that automatically blocked ungrammatical or poorly spelled posts.

I was wondering where you had got to.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A button where people could self-label their posts as troll material.

And an emoticon that indicates an urgent need for a duel.

*snorts*

 

[decargsiD]

i told you she was fine.

good job.

fine? fuck off

Ditto.

 

[decargsiD]

1) Troll Filter

2) Thread Anti-Hijacking capabilities

I don't think Lit is anything without a good jacking.



OVERRULED. *bangs gavel*

 

[decargsiD]

You don't have to thank me.

Oh, but I do.

This discussion has been most diverting.

 

[elli1]

Ditto.

i wasn't talking to you

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*shakes hand* not bad.

*sees honey looking at her with a stern face*

ehm, thanks.

*honey still staring*

how are you?

i was neither stern-facing you, nor staring. although i am now.

I've got far too many sassy Brits in my box to be worried about one sweet little girl.

 

[decargsiD]

i wasn't talking to you

No, but I was talking to Honey, and you expressed my sentiments quite well.

 

[elli1]

No, but I was talking to Honey, and you expressed my sentiments quite well.

ah ok

 

[decargsiD]

I've got far too many sassy Brits in my box.....

Can't help but wonder how big her box is.....

Aaaaanyway, getting this thread back on track.

A post rating system. And a "top-rated" posts link.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No, but I was talking to Honey, and you expressed my sentiments quite well.

Can't help but wonder how big her box is.....

Aaaaanyway, getting this thread back on track.

A post rating system. And a "top-rated" posts link.

okay, i can take a hint.

exit--stage right!

 

[janeyl]

Have you cooked Nigel Slater's kale with chorizo and whole almonds? It actually makes kale edible.

Good evening, by the way - I don't think we've been formally introduced. Des Esseintes, XVeme Duc, at your eternal service. Sorry to criticize kale - as a Lincolnshire denizen I am sure you love it with a quite unhealthy passion, but it never did anything for me until I added God's own sausage to it.

I haven't...and I don't...not being native, it's only good for animal fodder...and caldo verde...with chorizo

We're more spuds and barley round here... suits my irish heritage

And pumpkins...apparently we grow 90% of the country's pumpkins...nobody in the UK eats them but we grow lots of them...