If you were here...

[Wild_Honey_66]

If you were here, I'd have to park in the rear.

I'd compliment you on your new avatar.

... I can see that. ...

Hello, my pretties!!

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If y'all were here, you'd see how punchy I can get in the middle of the night.

 

[NightOfPassion2]

If your were here we'd use all the space in the hotel walk in shower for 'maneuvering'

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*plays dumb*

i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with that word, "maneuvering," could you show me a picture?

 

[NightOfPassion2]

*plays dumb*

i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with that word, "maneuvering," could you show me a picture?

Demonstrations are ongoing in room 1218. I got the word use from Walk in the Clouds..

 

[Anordinaryjoe]

*plays dumb*

i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with that word, "maneuvering," could you show me a picture?

If you were here, my mouth would be full of you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Demonstrations are ongoing in room 1218. I got the word use from Walk in the Clouds..

is that the movie with Keanu Reeves and he's on a bus and she's in the rain and the grape-stomping scene?
I remember liking it...

If you were here, my mouth would be full of you.

he's baaa-aaaack.

 

[NightOfPassion2]

is that the movie with Keanu Reeves and he's on a bus and she's in the rain and the grape-stomping scene?
I remember liking it...
........Thats it.


he's baaa-aaaack.

Heading back to hotel....yeee haw....

 

[Anordinaryjoe]

is that the movie with Keanu Reeves and he's on a bus and she's in the rain and the grape-stomping scene?
I remember liking it...



he's baaa-aaaack.

If you were here, I'd make sure you could reach me or at least parts of me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Heading back to hotel....yeee haw....

business trip? or pleasure?

If you were here, I'd make sure you could reach me or at least parts of me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpn5piQZMKs

 

[NightOfPassion2]

business trip? or pleasure?


Business....but willing to mix. 3 weeks but could turn to 4.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Business....but willing to mix.....

you sound like a personals ad.


if you were here, i'd ask you to spoon me and whisper into my hair.

 

[NightOfPassion2]

you sound like a personals ad.


if you were here, i'd ask you to spoon me and whisper into my hair.

Opps....yeah it did. Do you like pina coladas., getting caught...


If you were here I'd whisper just so I can hear other sounds of ecstasy.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Opps....yeah it did. Do you like pina coladas., getting caught...


If you were here I'd whisper just so I can hear other sounds of ecstasy.

if I had been here and awake last night, instead of in bed asleep (explains the wanting to spoon ) I wouldn't have missed this, and i'd have made lots of ecstatic noises instead.

pina coladas--yes
getting caught in the rain--yes

BUT CAN'T STAND THAT SONG. *runs screaming from the room*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If you were here (or I were there), we could go dump-diving together and haul back all sorts of flotsam and jetsam that nobody but us thinks is cool.

 

[luv1]

If you were here (or I were there), we could go dump-diving together and haul back all sorts of flotsam and jetsam that nobody but us thinks is cool.

If you were here, I'd bring the rubber gloves

 

[perkyT]

If you were here, you would be having a Spicy Bloody Mary with me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If you were here, I'd bring the rubber gloves

If you were here (or I was there), I'd bring plenty of Astroglide and fresh batteries.

(don't forget to charge your phone!)

 

[jameslewis]

If you were here: the music would be thumping, the wine would be flowing, clothes would be shedding, and laughter will fill the room.

 

[papadoc19]

If you were here, I would offer you a friendly hello...

 

[sweetsophie512]

With the right person a sunrise is beautiful revelation of the beauty that happened during the night..

If you were here the hotel maids would have something to blush about....

With the right person, almost everything is beautiful.

 

[paul466]

If you were here (or I was there), I'd bring plenty of Astroglide and fresh batteries.

(don't forget to charge your phone!)

Ummmmmmm.....uhhhhhhhh...*speechless*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ummmmmmm.....uhhhhhhhh...*speechless*

Well, Luvvy said he was bringing his rubber gloves, so I figured id better be prepared!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

D.p.

The bad kind, not the good kind.

 

[Anordinaryjoe]

Well, Luvvy said he was bringing his rubber gloves, so I figured id better be prepared!!

If you were here, you wouldn't need astroglide. There are lots of natural lubricants handy.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If you were here, you wouldn't need astroglide. There are lots of natural lubricants handy.

Cool! Can I bring a friend?