the Authors’ Hangout LITEROTICA/A.I.R. 2012-2015 Themed Contests Support Thread…

[ScouriesWorld]

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

2014 Back to School Contest

https://31.media.tumblr.com/1db6e8729ec116cc14577764736098e2/tumblr_n59u9szzo01trmdtxo1_500.gif
first day of school?

You can begin submitting your stories starting August 15th
The winners will be announced on or around September 15th

You can discuss this special contest on this thread or on the old literotica one.​

RULES (for the A.I.R. BACK TO SCHOOL contest):

- All submissions must be stand-alone stories created for this contest theme. We will not accept individual chapters of a larger work submitted separately.

- Nor will stories featuring characters, locales, plot lines, etc., that have been previously used by the author be accepted.

- Prizes will be awarded in the following categories (a story can only win one prize in each contest):

1) Best Overall Story
2) Most Views
3) Most Comments
4) Most Votes
5) Highest Score

- A story has to accrue a minimum of 150 votes to be eligible (higher in some categories). The vote, comment, view, favorite, and score numbers that are reported by LITEROTICA will be used subject to final verification by the A.I.R. Computer Center.

- Story must have a SCHOOL SEX theme – teacher/student, student/student, parent/student, high school, college or university. Locker room, gym or classroom. Boning up for the next days class? Cheerleaders – fuck do you remember them! Nerds or jocks. Story should also be set during the first weeks of a new school year – i.e. around Labor Day.

- Gay stories will be allowed in this contest.

- It must be erotic in content.

- Maximum length allowed – the lesser of 4 LITEROTICA pages or 15,000 words.

- Non-Humans are not erotic and NH category stories will not be accepted. Nor will Sci Fi ones be accepted.

- No character may be named Pauletta.

- Contestants are prohibited from either VOTING or COMMENTING on other contest stories until after the results are announced.

- Don’t just submit some rehashed story you’ve been working on for years. We want something fresh. Be creative!

- A.I.R. reserves the right to disqualify without notice or explanation any story in which any kind of cheating or vote-tampering is suspected.

- Every story that meets the above criteria and is submitted to LITEROTICA during the contest period will be automatically entered into the A.I.R. contest. No special submission form must be filled out. We believe in inclusivity!

- If you have any questions regarding any of the above or anything pertaining to our contests, feel free to contact me by PM or email, or post any questions you have on this thread.

Good Luck!!!

 

[Sammael Bard]

I have a question!

When will you admit that A.I.R. is fake?

 

[Hypoxia]

When will you admit that A.I.R. is fake?

When devils ice-skate.

 

[Sammael Bard]

When devils ice-skate.

A subtle simile for When the Hell freezes over.

I like it

 

[ScouriesWorld]

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

Yes ladies and gentlemen you are on AHland’s #1 thread!

Sponsored in part by your friends at ScouriesWorld

A.I.R. 2014 Back to School Contest

ATTENTION LITEROTICANS:
If you are submitting your contest story through the LITEROTICA portal please remember that on that site all characters engaged in sexual acts must be at least 18 years of age. Past site rulings can be interpreted as follows: High School seniors are generally acceptable but juniors, sophomores and freshmen aren’t.

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/2c8a562aeb2ef7a2b3bcbd932148e9d7b4761e49_m.gif
gawd who slipped this yacht party picture in here? this girl is not a teacher!
nor is she a full time SW employee…
bloody myra the summer intern…
apparently related to one of the site bigwigs
to create some goodwill the boss agreed to take her on…
​

 

[Hypoxia]

^^ luzer ^^

 

[Sammael Bard]

A.I.R. is a fake association organising fake contests. Please note that this parody is not authorized by Literotica. ScouriesWorld is no one other than scouries! Don't let his (FUCK YES, IT'S A HE!)AV FOOL YOU!

 

[ScouriesWorld]

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

[size=+2] LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD[/size]

The Board of Directors of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) decided some time ago that it would be appropriate to honor one of the giants of LITEROTICA fiction at the end of each of the Special Themed A.I.R. Contests.

They decided to call this new prize, one they believe will soon become emblematic of erotic fiction excellence and the most respected author’s award in the genre, the MANU. This name of course honors the first PRINCE of erotic fiction, a man who’s become a giant in the field of erotic publishing.

http://vitaraclub.gr/userpix/184_450pxStatue_of_a_Satyr_1.jpg
the [size=+2] MANU [/size] award

These prizes will be awarded based on the author’s complete body of work. We are now accepting nominations for the twenty-sixth MANU to be awarded. And the opportunity to join these great writers:

[size=+2]the MANU
LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD[/size]

BarondeSade
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
brodosist
ColleenThomas
Cphucker

Daniellekitten
DG Hear
Goldeniangel
Harddaysknight
Just Plain Bob

Many Feathers
masterhypnotist
nikki_2021
PacoFear
rgjohn

ronde
samslam
SamuelX
Sarahhh
scouries

Slickman
TryAnything
Tx Tall Tales
Wm_Sexpear
youbadboy ​

 

[Sammael Bard]

A.I.R. = FAKE

as simple as that...

 

[RoyceConnors]

You know, as fake as this thread is, I actually think Jim should run the contests and promote them like he does here. I find the pics and gifs great for plot bunny ideas I wouldn't have thought of normally. He would actually be doing something positive for the site and everyone and no more griping about him enjoying what he obviously likes doing.

Crazy idea, but he is good at promoting his fake contests, as attested to the daily views of the thread.

 

[lovecraft68]

You know, as fake as this thread is, I actually think Jim should run the contests and promote them like he does here. I find the pics and gifs great for plot bunny ideas I wouldn't have thought of normally. He would actually be doing something positive for the site and everyone and no more griping about him enjoying what he obviously likes doing.

Crazy idea, but he is good at promoting his fake contests, as attested to the daily views of the thread.

His threads do have a sort of train wreck fascination.

 

[Sammael Bard]

...as attested to the daily views of the thread.

That is mostly because of the gifs and pics he posts here. The picture threads in the forums recieve hundreds of hits each day.
_____

Now, back to the job.

A.I.R. IS FAKE.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

QUOTE royce: but he is good at promoting his contests, as attested to the daily views of the thread

Still the Number 1 Support Thread…

Actually royce these are not jim’s contests. Yes mr scouries was instrumental in A.I.R. setting up their contests through his generous sponsorship support and yes he is on the Board of Directors of the association.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/9297892e9da7807c31c99801dc8c4f5b/tumblr_n9aqlySOY51relb87o1_400.gif

However these contests are run completely independently of ScouriesWorld by A.I.R.. The beauty of our contests of course is that every story submitted to LITEROTICA in the contest window that meets our rules is automatically entered in the contest. No application forms!

And then there is the transparency of our results. No backroom deals! No vote sweeps behind closed doors! No miraculous last minute improbable jumps in score! No what A.I.R. delivers is honest results based on the transparent votes of our hundreds of thousands of members.

And you’ve also hit on another interesting point – “daily views”. This thread is now the #1 thread (non sticky) for views in AHland. This in spite of the fact that just about every AHer claims to have jim and I on IGNORE! Try to explain that!

The reality is that this thread and the contests it promotes are much more interesting than just about anything else in AHland. The ogg/tigergirl thread offers nothing to anyone.

So welcome to our world and enjoy...
​

p.s. and don't forget joining a.i.r. is easy...

 

[Sammael Bard]

This thread for the fake association has been started in 2011.

Phew! That's a long time and any thread with gifs and pics can garner that amount of views, if not higher.

The official Contest support thread has been there for a mere few weeks and it has already garnered thousand views. Unlike your stale, all-purpose, perennial thread, the official thread is only dedicated to a single contest in a year.

I hope, although I know that's impossible, that beats some sense into your brains.

Still, I think we're deviating from the topic-

A.I.R. IS FAKE.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Complain all you want, but I'd rather see Scouries run the contest themes. He does a much better job of it than the official one. He provides plot bunnies, pics and gifs, all of which are great to get ideas from.
I've never entered a contest, but if they were run like this thread, I'd be more interested in trying one. I rather like what he promotes, despite the fact it's all fake.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Complain all you want, but I'd rather see Scouries run the contest themes. He does a much better job of it than the official one. He provides plot bunnies, pics and gifs, all of which are great to get ideas from.
I've never entered a contest, but if they were run like this thread, I'd be more interested in trying one. I rather like what he promotes, despite the fact it's all fake.

Promoting. CHECK.

Actual Contest. ZILCH.

No one would complain if he had the guts to actually run a contest. And that's the problem.

Seriously? Why do you think the people pay scant attention to what he says?

And him running a contest? I'm damn sure that only 1 winner will emerge, and that too due to rigging. He has already rigged the favorites list, for starters.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

Yes ladies and gentlemen you are on AHland’s #1 thread!

Sponsored in part by your friends at ScouriesWorld

A.I.R. 2014 Back to School Contest

ATTENTION LITEROTICANS:
If you are submitting your contest story through the LITEROTICA portal please remember that on that site all characters engaged in sexual acts must be at least 18 years of age. Past site rulings can be interpreted as follows: High School seniors are generally acceptable but juniors, sophomores and freshmen aren’t.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/ef7606637499f2d88eaa011ef0bcc302/tumblr_n8obz1dJJv1r6nj9yo1_400.gif
High School hijinks!
Gawd, some of the things we did back then…
flashing our boobs in the library…
giving panty shots to some of our teachers…
or worse! I can remember a certain panty-less Math class…
four of us in the front row - we almost gave mr c a heart attack…
and the day four of us got Joey L. naked in the womens locker room shower…
​

 

[Sammael Bard]

A.I.R. IS FAKE

There! I fixed it for you! Wasn't so hard for you to admit it, was it?

 

[ScouriesWorld]

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

Yes ladies and gentlemen you are on AHland’s #1 thread!
(now with over 87,000 views!)

Sponsored in part by your friends at ScouriesWorld

A.I.R. 2014 Back to School Contest

ATTENTION LITEROTICANS:
If you are submitting your contest story through the LITEROTICA portal please remember that on that site all characters engaged in sexual acts must be at least 18 years of age. Past site rulings can be interpreted as follows: High School seniors are generally acceptable but juniors, sophomores and freshmen aren’t.

http://i.imgur.com/VHCbbDW.gif
High School hijinks!
gawd, some of the things we did back then…
​

 

[TxRad]

AIR is Fake.

Scouriesworld is Fake.

The contest is Fake.

The poster is a Fake and an Alt.

That about covers it.

 

[AZMotherLover]

AIR is Fake.

Scouriesworld is Fake.

The contest is Fake.

The poster is a Fake and an Alt.

That about covers it.

Yeah, but the GIFs are hot.

 

[sr71plt]

Yeah, but the GIFs are hot.

They are also copyright violations, which is especially egregious to do on a forum catering to authors, who should be all about protecting copyright.

It's all so two-faced (including those who think reposting the material is nifty).

 

[TxRad]

Yeah, but the GIFs are hot.

And all of them are hotlinked from other sites which is against forum rules and wastes bandwidth for both places.

Not to mention most of them have copyright data on them. Think about that the next time someone steals one of your stories.

 

[TxRad]

And now for something special.

 

[TxRad]

Wait for it.