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I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

NotHisLady said:
I prefer to be positive it that's ok--
I DID answer your PM because it was written in complete sentences and said something that let me know you'd shown at least some interest in me beyond "hey she's got her boobs in her profile pic."
I DID answer it because it was more than 10 words long and consisted of more than "how YOU doin'?"
I DID answer it because you didn't once mention any genitalia (yours or mine) or acts that might involve them.
I DID answer it because instead of telling me all about YOU it was about a topic you thought we might have a common interest in.

No, I didn't look at how many posts you had or how long you'd been around here.
I answered because you were interesting, engaging, not sending me a personal's ad or a shot in the dark greeting, and above all not a drooler.
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Wonderful
 
NotHisLady said:
I prefer to be positive it that's ok--
I DID answer your PM because it was written in complete sentences and said something that let me know you'd shown at least some interest in me beyond "hey she's got her boobs in her profile pic."
I DID answer it because it was more than 10 words long and consisted of more than "how YOU doin'?"
I DID answer it because you didn't once mention any genitalia (yours or mine) or acts that might involve them.
I DID answer it because instead of telling me all about YOU it was about a topic you thought we might have a common interest in.

No, I didn't look at how many posts you had or how long you'd been around here.
I answered because you were interesting, engaging, not sending me a personal's ad or a shot in the dark greeting, and above all not a drooler.
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You Southerners really do have nice manners! And a great deal of patience, I assume.
 
NotHisLady said:
I prefer to be positive it that's ok--
I DID answer your PM because it was written in complete sentences and said something that let me know you'd shown at least some interest in me beyond "hey she's got her boobs in her profile pic."
I DID answer it because it was more than 10 words long and consisted of more than "how YOU doin'?"
I DID answer it because you didn't once mention any genitalia (yours or mine) or acts that might involve them.
I DID answer it because instead of telling me all about YOU it was about a topic you thought we might have a common interest in.

No, I didn't look at how many posts you had or how long you'd been around here.
I answered because you were interesting, engaging, not sending me a personal's ad or a shot in the dark greeting, and above all not a drooler.
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Perfect!!.....
I actually wish I would have named the thread 'I didn't/did answer your pm because...'
 
NotHisLady said:
Wow, I was all set for ya'll to tell me I'm too picky.
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If I had a criticism, it would be that you weren't quite picky enough...

But then I have impossibly high standards, which are constantly surpassed by some wonderful people.
 
rubydlite said:
IDAYPM because your 'confirm read receipt' seemed pushy....
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Oh my, this is a great thread!

This no longer applies because I have PMs turned off, but here's a few:

You're boring
Your one liners are lame
You couldn't remember my name
You got mad when I wouldn't give my name
Stop trying to throw your fetish on me
Stop sending the unasked for dick pics
Just because I'm on a porn site don't assume there is sexy talk
Just because there was previous sexy talk, don't assume that's now the case
I don't care about your stats
Your text speak makes you appear stupid
You claim to be a woman, but read like a dude
Be original. Women talk, don't be sending the same lines to multiple women
Because you are condescending towards others on a different forum on the board, thinking no one sees that side of you
 
1) A quick look at your post history shows women calling you out for getting aggressive when you don't get the response you want and then, shocker, you started sending me abusive PMs when I didn't reply.

2) Nothing about your post, your profile, or your post history intrigued me. It's the cyber equivalent of a stranger saying hello as I walk by. I may nod, but have no desire to engage in conversation.
 
WickedAlchemy said:
You might make this most instructive thread on the site.
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no..no..no..
This thread must be deleted post haste..
Can't have the idiots getting any good ideas on how to get responses..

I say let's let them continue to make the same mistakes over and over.

Makes cleaning it the Inbox much easier..
 
RubenesqueAphrodite said:
no..no..no..
This thread must be deleted post haste..
Can't have the idiots getting any good ideas on how to get responses..

I say let's let them continue to make the same mistakes over and over.

Makes cleaning it the Inbox much easier..
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LOl...well it may get the first one.....but they'll have to work for the second one ;)
 
IDAYPM because sometimes I'm afraid I'll embarass myself.....
IDAYPM because sometimes I need to step back and make sure I've got my 'common sense' hat on....
 
IDAYPM(s) because I'm not interested in what the status of your balls are at any given moment (swollen, the size of a sperm whale's, bursting, spurting "fountains of cum," turning various colors, etc)
 
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