The Phonebook - meet, greet, hook up

[MakeGirlsSmile]

1) Are you the quiet, talkative, dominate or laid back type? Are you typically shy or outgoing?

2) Do you like to lead or wait for her/him to lead?

3) What's a trait you look for in a phone buddy?

4)What's your favorite food?

A good friend of mine showed me this post, and it sounds like fun.

1) I'm a 35 year old man who is talkative, eagerly friendly, and happily approachable.

2) When it comes to phone sex, I usually take the lead, but it's best when there's a good back-and-forth with who I'm talking to. I'd rather not have to do all the thinking or speaking, because then it just doesn't feel like the woman's into it.

3) I like my phone buddies to be playful, imaginative, eager, and genuine. All of these are equally important to me, because if one of them is missing, then things just aren't going to work for long. Being that I'm looking for someone who I can play with for weeks or months (hell, even years if it really works), being able to make things last is a big plus. I guess I should rephrase my answer to simply say, "A good phone buddy is someone who I can enjoy hanging out with when we're not playing."

4) I like all kinds of food, but my favorite is probably a home made sandwich: thick whole wheat bread, fresh lettuce, tomatoes, dill pickles, white onions, honey mustard (or stone ground fancy schmancy mustard), a bit of mayo (or Miracle Whip), and either turkey or pastrami. And this thing needs to be stacked. I'm talkin' it can't just taste good, it needs to feel good when you eat it. The bread needs to be hearty without being heavy, the vegetables need to crunch just a little bit, and the meat needs to be tender and rubbed with spices. The mustard needs to have some heat at first, and that heat needs to spread smoothly as you chew. It needs to be moist enough that it doesn't leave your mouth dry halfway through, but it can't be dripping like a leaky faucet. It needs to be the kind of sandwich that other people compliment you on as they walk past, or they take one look at you eating this thing and they leave you alone because they know how good it must taste, and it would be rude to bother you while you're eating such a satisfying sandwich. And then when you wash it down with an ice cold carbonated beverage, you have to close your eyes and take a deep breath while you let the experience permeate through you, filling you to your fingers and toes with bliss, and you're just sitting there, being.

I call it a "Nirvanwich".

I also just made that up. But you get the idea.

...I'm going to the kitchen.

 

[gabriel16]

Awaiting

Awaiting you.

Man here, enjoy a woman who enjoys her mind and body.
And more.

Don't be shy
Say hi

Here or Skype or yahoo


Gabriel

 

[lollolandlol]

hi

would love to chat, pm me up for yahoo, skype or whatever...

 

[swtpixiedst]

I had a phonesex partner many years ago.

Our talks were so naughty and fun.

I liked that before the call there was a sort of ritual. Placing things within reach (a drink, a toy, some lube), checking the battery level on the phone, propping up pillows and turning down the lights in the room to some how bring their presence that much closer.

Cam to cam is so popular now but it doesn't meet the same level of perfection that comes when your mind fills in the blanks left in front of you - all you have is a voice and the knowledge of someone else's sexual desires.

I miss NOLA DOUG all of the sudden
lol

 

[irish_69er]

I agree, in someways phone sex was more fun than cam sex

 

[mrk829]

agree

i agree with the last couple of posters, there is something more intimate, arousing , and imaginative in phone sex that can not be achieved with cam.

 

[swtpixiedst]

Not to say there weren't some frogs to kiss before finding him.

I had a very brief conversation with a..."gentleman". He would say naughty things to me and then proceed to beat his meat. The sounds from his end of the phone very literally sounded like he was beating something? His dick? A dildo? A piece of salami? On the table. I'll never forget that.

Ah...the days of the auto refresh scrolling chat room.

Let us also not forget all you bad bad husbands out there who get in those chat rooms to find phonesex only to whisper and grunt the whole time because you're downstairs in the den with your boxers around your ankles and your cock dripping precum while the members of the household are asleep.

 

[coffeelover5]

that sounds painful I had to wince reading it

 

[swtpixiedst]

I Wish

...that on every Wednesday in June some sexy man would leave me naughty voicemails to make my hump day bright.

He could say whatever he wants, a simple hello, a scenario, the moans of pleasure as he cums.

And the last Wednesday he can tell me how to contact him and I'll do the same for him in July or we could have a round of phonesex after all that teasing.

 

[deft]

Well, now, that sounds good!

 

[jason28053]

Not to say there weren't some frogs to kiss before finding him.

I had a very brief conversation with a..."gentleman". He would say naughty things to me and then proceed to beat his meat. The sounds from his end of the phone very literally sounded like he was beating something? His dick? A dildo? A piece of salami? On the table. I'll never forget that.

Ah...the days of the auto refresh scrolling chat room.

Let us also not forget all you bad bad husbands out there who get in those chat rooms to find phonesex only to whisper and grunt the whole time because you're downstairs in the den with your boxers around your ankles and your cock dripping precum while the members of the household are asleep.

speaking from experience?

 

[jason28053]

...that on every Wednesday in June some sexy man would leave me naughty voicemails to make my hump day bright.

He could say whatever he wants, a simple hello, a scenario, the moans of pleasure as he cums.

And the last Wednesday he can tell me how to contact him and I'll do the same for him in July or we could have a round of phonesex after all that teasing.

Interesting concept!

 

[gcoop3]

...that on every Wednesday in June some sexy man would leave me naughty voicemails to make my hump day bright.

He could say whatever he wants, a simple hello, a scenario, the moans of pleasure as he cums.

And the last Wednesday he can tell me how to contact him and I'll do the same for him in July or we could have a round of phonesex after all that teasing.

Sounds like a fun way to spend the summer. the anticipation of the new voice mail, wondering how or what he will be saying and sharing. Getting to return the favor in July.

 

[swtpixiedst]

speaking from experience?

Umm...yeah.

I am a married and looking magnet. Online and in RT.

Plus, I always seemed to find the creeps and weirdos online when I was my horniest. When all I wanted to do was lay back and slip my fingers in my pussy while a man with a southern accent called me "darlin'" I'd get beat-o-matic instead.

 

[gcoop3]

I had a phonesex partner many years ago.

Our talks were so naughty and fun.

I liked that before the call there was a sort of ritual. Placing things within reach (a drink, a toy, some lube), checking the battery level on the phone, propping up pillows and turning down the lights in the room to some how bring their presence that much closer.

Cam to cam is so popular now but it doesn't meet the same level of perfection that comes when your mind fills in the blanks left in front of you - all you have is a voice and the knowledge of someone else's sexual desires.

I miss NOLA DOUG all of the sudden
lol

I agree that while cam is good for a quick release, a phone call is much more sensual and erotic. having to paint the picture with your words, while also concentrating on your partners painting....

 

[chris_ss]

Umm...yeah.

I am a married and looking magnet. Online and in RT.

Plus, I always seemed to find the creeps and weirdos online when I was my horniest. When all I wanted to do was lay back and slip my fingers in my pussy while a man with a southern accent called me "darlin'" I'd get beat-o-matic instead.

lol the same happened to me. we started a naughty chat where i was trying to setup the scene in a very slow and descriptive way. Then she suddenly stop and told me "i am so horny so please just stick that hard cock in me". : )

 

[TiniMims]

lol the same happened to me. we started a naughty chat where i was trying to setup the scene in a very slow and descriptive way. Then she suddenly stop and told me "i am so horny so please just stick that hard cock in me". : )

Honestly, that sounds like something I would say lol

I love phonesex, horrible at it

I can never get in to it with structured descriptions and setups 'this is what I'm doing to you', doesn't get me off and I always feel bad because that's a lot of effort I'm not reciprocating. I enjoy the spontaneous moments where we're just having a laugh (this gets me wet and in the mood the fastest) and you catch that groan or strain in their voice or most likely my moan as we bullshit around. AND THEN...it's on.

 

[cravon4884]

Honestly, that sounds like something I would say lol

I love phonesex, horrible at it

I can never get in to it with structured descriptions and setups 'this is what I'm doing to you', doesn't get me off and I always feel bad because that's a lot of effort I'm not reciprocating. I enjoy the spontaneous moments where we're just having a laugh (this gets me wet and in the mood the fastest) and you catch that groan or strain in their voice or most likely my moan as we bullshit around. AND THEN...it's on.

That's so hot... I've never had phone sex!

 

[blue80driver]

For the most part I just love hearing her moan with the occasional mumbles thrown in as she is getting more and more aroused.

 

[chris_ss]

Honestly, that sounds like something I would say lol

I love phonesex, horrible at it

I can never get in to it with structured descriptions and setups 'this is what I'm doing to you', doesn't get me off and I always feel bad because that's a lot of effort I'm not reciprocating. I enjoy the spontaneous moments where we're just having a laugh (this gets me wet and in the mood the fastest) and you catch that groan or strain in their voice or most likely my moan as we bullshit around. AND THEN...it's on.

I think it is still fine to have something spontaneous. That girl that i talked with was so horny and much more close to cum then me, and our case was funny because of a missunderstanding : )

The times that we touch or play ourselves are very private and i love to share this privacy with someone else on the phone. Even listening the noises that we make without talking anything is so exiting. Sighs, moanings, gigles and laughs..

 

[swtpixiedst]

I like for the conversation to start with the RT scene - where are you and what you're wearing

Then I want to hear about how they are touching themselves. Dry, spit, lube, toys. If they aren't touching I'm turned off. They should be unless they are in a place or situation they physically can't and are wanting to get me off...different story indeed.

I like to hear what they are in the mood for so our play is more conversational than paint by numbers.

I don't like to be told how to touch myself. You just keep the sexy talk going. I'll do the rest.

 

[lady62177pleaser]

That's one of the things I like

I like for the conversation to start with the RT scene - where are you and what you're wearing

Then I want to hear about how they are touching themselves. Dry, spit, lube, toys. If they aren't touching I'm turned off. They should be unless they are in a place or situation they physically can't and are wanting to get me off...different story indeed.

I like to hear what they are in the mood for so our play is more conversational than paint by numbers.

I don't like to be told how to touch myself. You just keep the sexy talk going. I'll do the rest.

yeah that sounds like the way to do it

 

[MilwSoccerGuy]

I love the sound of this! I enjoy the process you present, but during the culmination I definitely want to hear your moans. I need to know you are pleasuring yourself to our story and have our finale be a chorus of our orgasms.

 

[TiniMims]

*light bulb*....let's just all do it together!

Giving Hump day a new light

 

[MilwSoccerGuy]

sounds like a very naughty chorus!