A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[butters]

Almost as good as finding a 20 note behind the couch!

*waves*

hello, you. *pats a stool up at the bar*
got time for a cold beer?

 

[bronzeage]

Almost as good as finding a 20 note behind the couch!

I lost my virginity behind a couch. Many years later, it was found when the house was sold. She had it dry cleaned and returned it to me. It was a little faded, but otherwise in remarkable condition.

 

[butters]

I lost my virginity behind a couch. Many years later, it was found when the house was sold. She had it dry cleaned and returned it to me. It was a little faded, but otherwise in remarkable condition.

*racks 'em up...*

 

[todski28]

I lost my virginity behind a couch. Many years later, it was found when the house was sold. She had it dry cleaned and returned it to me. It was a little faded, but otherwise in remarkable condition.

Damn if I knew you could do that I never would have done it on the beach, wind and rain must have washed it away by now. *sigh*

 

[butters]

Damn if I knew you could do that I never would have done it on the beach, wind and rain must have washed it away by now. *sigh*

beware the sand-flies

 

[todski28]

beware the sand-flies

Sand cracks are so annoying as well!

 

[HarryHill]

Almost as good as finding a 20 note behind the couch!

Well hell, let me buy you a drink,
beer, something pink for butters?
*dumps quarters out of the tip jar* G90 is a good selection

 

[butters]

Sand cracks are so annoying as well!

*smirks*

Well hell, let me buy you a drink,
beer, something pink for butters?
*dumps quarters out of the tip jar* G90 is a good selection

beer's good for me, thankee sai

 

[todski28]

Well hell, let me buy you a drink,
beer, something pink for butters?
*dumps quarters out of the tip jar* G90 is a good selection

*jumps on bar shouts

HARRY'S A BUYING ALL UP IN THE BAR!

Sits down, to a dissaproving look

 

[HarryHill]

*jumps on bar shouts

HARRY'S A BUYING ALL UP IN THE BAR!

Sits down, to a dissaproving look

No more for you

 

[butters]

*jumps on bar shouts

HARRY'S A BUYING ALL UP IN THE BAR!

Sits down, to a dissaproving look

what? you're not gonna dance up there?
sheesh. what's the danged world comin' too?

No more for you

lolololol

aw

 

[todski28]

No more for you

Ok, I'll throw myself out

 

[butters]

Ok, I'll throw myself out

*snortgiggles*

the boy be done drunk on relief

 

[todski28]

*snortgiggles*

the boy be done drunk on relief

Agreed as I run around in circles making aeroplane noises, and babbling innanely

 

[HarryHill]

Agreed as I run around in circles making aeroplane noises, and babbling innanely

glad it all worked out Tod I'll spot you another, celebration what? ETA:
Take it Easy

 

[todski28]

glad it all worked out Tod I'll spot you another, celebration what?

Sounds good fine tender, carona with lemon

 

[butters]

Agreed as I run around in circles making aeroplane noises, and babbling innanely

ohhhhhhkayy

*gets out phone, starts filming*
ohhhhhhhhh sooooooooooo youtube-able

 

[todski28]

ohhhhhhkayy

*gets out phone, starts filming*
ohhhhhhhhh sooooooooooo youtube-able

Wait wait let me go pick up the pool table.....

Harry is your insurance up to date......

 

[butters]

Wait wait let me go pick up the pool table.....

Harry is your insurance up to date......

mind that doubled-vision there, tods - or do you generally try to pick up dates with four legs?

ouch, that didn't quite come out as it sounded in my head. no, i wasn't asking if you went for dogs!

 

[HarryHill]

Wait wait let me go pick up the pool table.....

Harry is your insurance up to date......

take off your boots dont jump, wait pick up the pool tabe? thought you were going to dance on it

 

[todski28]

mind that doubled-vision there, tods - or do you generally try to pick up dates with four legs?

ouch, that didn't quite come out as it sounded in my head. no, i wasn't asking if you went for dogs!

Well I have indulged in a hippocrockapig before

http://www.literotica.com/p/meeting-jim-a-tavvy-tale

Ok Harry I'll dance on it instead I haven't lifted one in a few years 6 maybe 7 so I'd probably bust myself .

 

[butters]

take off your boots dont jump, wait pick up the pool tabe? thought you were going to dance on it

*just imagining bronze's face, lighting his cigar, surveying the rearrangement of his balls on the table....* snooker, pool, what have you :blinkz:

i'd imagine bronze could be a bit handy with a pool cue. jus' sayin'

 

[todski28]

*just imagining bronze's face, lighting his cigar, surveying the rearrangement of his balls on the table....* snooker, pool, what have you :blinkz:

i'd imagine bronze could be a bit handy with a pool cue. jus' sayin'

Hmmm too many interpretations on the phrase "handy with a pool cue"
On that note off to work I go, see you next time, cheers for the beers Harry!

 

[butters]

Hmmm too many interpretations on the phrase "handy with a pool cue"
On that note off to work I go, see you next time, cheers for the beers Harry!

see you next time. *smiles fondly*

aw, isn't it great to see him happy?

 

[HarryHill]

Hmmm too many interpretations on the phrase "handy with a pool cue"
On that note off to work I go, see you next time, cheers for the beers Harry!

Welcome, restrained myself with a wide open line like that